Donald Trump walks into a bar...

100k in May

London went well

Psyched up ready for London tomorrow

Work Friday fun day

Elon Musk buying Twitter

Only three more sofa payments left

Ran four days in a row

Conservative news of the day

Thirty years ago today

BirdNet-pi

Easter lunch at Lucky Chip

Did not parkrun, did escape room type fun

I should have stayed in London

Moved everything to the new broadband

I wonder what the tories will do next

I did not forget to go to Robert Plant

Lovely long weekend and not over yet

Fareham parkrun

Join the dots from Putin to the tories

Old sideboard gone

Beetle not sounding good...

We did an escape room and now we are addicted

Pay day spend up all spent up

About that booking of the train tickets

My coronavirus death chart has been missing data

Until we meet again...

First coat of soft linen is looking OK

Sticking with the blue paint

IKEA smart rollerblind hack

Happy mothers day

Fast fibre broadband is getting closer

Stuff

Are the wheels coming off the trans-europe express already?

Survived another annual review

Dover adventure

Jobs for the day

Inn Doors is up for sale

Fast fibre broadband fail

Italia, eccoci arrivati

The inbetween time

Not going out

Not quiet night in

Days off

I got pinged

New takeway

Busy day of meetings

Sensible Saturday night

So much for swimming

Only twenty-seven days until pay day

Drizzly sort of day here

Guess what? Busy

No nukes yet

Relaxing day off

That will be a war then

Work busy, work good

Bonus payment

Back to school

Fun online auctions that are not costing me anything

Back on track after a lazy week

Bit windy here

Unrestful day off

Day off!

Busy again

Too busy

DIY DIM

Secret recliner action

Chair in, jury out

I caused confusion with the chair picture

Antiques Roadshow is from Portchester Castle this week

First day of being on call

Dryanuary well and truly over

Busy busy busy and still locked in

They don't know what they have

Runuary day thirty-two... no, wait

Now the second child has it

Runuary day thirty-one - ranuary more like

Habitat Radius tallboy is creeping up in price

Runuary day thirty

Runuary day twenty-nine

Runuary day twenty-eight

Runuary day twenty-seven

Runuary day twenty-six

Runuary day twenty-five

Runuary day twenty-four

Runuary day twenty-three

Runuary day twenty-two

Runuary day twenty-one

Runuary day twenty

Runuary day nineteen

Runuary day eighteen

Runuary day seventeen

Runuary day sixteen

Runuary day fourteen

Runuary day thirteen

Runuary day twelve

Runuary day eleven

Runuary day ten

Think I have the Garmin scales recognising me again

Runuary day seven

My fitness stats are now all loaded - but wrong

Runuary day seven nearly

Another very cold start this morning

Runuary day four

Runuary day four and a half

Runuary day four

Runuary day three

Runuary day two

Runuary day one

Happy New Year

No you spilled wine on the new sofa

Merry Christmas

I learned how to use my new coffee machine

All the gear and no idea

Last train to covid central

Save it for a rainy day indeed

Pay day and parcel day

Day to myself

Surely the end for the sleazy tory government now?

No London for the rest of the year!

Triple jabbed

Where is my parcel???

Aargh had a parcel stolen

Oh and I have a covid booster booked for the weekend

Double winning

The beetle knows I was looking at electric replacements

Ah I did not achieve nothing this weekend

Looks like Zurich is off then

Venice Parkrun

To beetle or not to beetle?

Brief updates

I can see France

Who you gonna call?

This is not looking good

Christmas shopping done - and wrapped

Got a new phone

More car fun

The Mandalorian

Rest of the weekend: flipout

Things I don't have time for

Busy weekend of fun

Very disloyal today

Where are my Buffy The Vampire Slayer DVDs?

No parkrun

Electrician is here

Two more pay days before christmas

I've got a bad feeling about this

Day off

This covid is a bit disruptive isn't it?

Successful shop

And we are plumbed

Busy week

Water everywhere

Did very little with my free day

Parkrun with bonus exercise

Car trouble

Did not go to the office, but I did go to school

Got fuel, and not going to the office

Is it risky going into the office this week..?

Lovely day in Canterbury in the rain

Thing one having a good day

Warning, there is smoke in the hallway

This website is petrol powered

Voluntarily not going to the Inn Doors today

No petrol, no food, no gas, no trade deal

Is the worst cold ever going around?

Good day on the stonks, following a bad day on the stonks

Where is my furniture?

Cinema and Nandos

Fastest parkrun since my operations

Clare has leaked the news of the robot sofa

New sofa is in

Snippets, while I am busy

Another swimming fail

Ashford fun day

So busy I forgot swimming

Second day of commuting

Nearly forgot I am going to a gig

Some more thoughts from the weekend away

Weekend trip to Winchester

Still so busy at work

Day in London went quite well

Countdown to commutageddon

Drizzly food fair

Action packed weekend

Things I like today

Kent has the fastest rising coronavirus cases

Help Are Own First

Slower Parkrun today

Next stop big birthday

Poor day on the stonks

Badger badger badger

Cinema trip

Hop harvest is about now

I thought I was going to get my running stats on here again

Best day on the stonks for ages

Clare won the Olympics sweepstake

Triathlon done

I get up when I want, except on Saturdays

No Inn Doors tonight

Jolly boys outing worked quite well

Super busy day of work

Jobs for the day

Olympic spreadsheet update

Back again, my little holiday is over

And back on the train again

And we are back

Happy birthday

Chickened out of parkrun

Too hot for a run

Another busy one

Busy and hot

Where did all the Nandos go?

Good end to a very busy week

Stand down your investigation into my missing post

Three from three

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

It's coming home, we're going out

Pub and then not pub

Openreach are fitting fibre optics down our street

It is a step closer to home

Is it coming home?

And what about my triathlon?

Nice day but too busy to get everything done

What a lovely picture

I put some petrol in the beetle

We survived one night of Clare doing nights

Bonus meal out

How to get things done

Day off!

Lovely weekend shame about the weather

Someone is fixing the beetle today

No-one wants to fix the beetle

Rusting heap on the drive

I bought a 2000ad again

That is brand new information

I get up when I want, except on Saturdays...

And all done

Day of operation

Happy birthday thing one

Survived the first day of isolation

First day of isolation

Another weekend, another ambulance

Birthday treat day

Rained here today

Quiet at the Inn Doors last night

We have to isolate next week

So much weekend

Good pizza

Sure I could get cheaper tickets in person at the station...

Ultrasound done

Free beer at the Inn Doors

Enjoyed Eurovision

Swimming good, pub too

Inn Doors opens today, but back to the office soon

Eating out to helping out

The pubs are open!

Active day in the end yesterday

Up early and no plans

Dryrobe worked well

I think I want a dryrobe, but I have a compromise

Hospital and sick rubbish

Good exercise, bad cryptocurrency

A deserved pint

I just beat the hail

Bank Holiday DIY

Back to the pub - The Three Mariners

Pay day

Hectic day

Lovely day for a run

Back to swimming

Was just about to post my daily complaint...

Back to the pub

Work have taken over my laptop

Broken laptop

Hythe pub update

Pub updates (pubdates? pupdates?)

Remember last time I said I was going straight to A&E..?

First day of school holidays went OK

Still waiting for the super powers to kick in

Pub updates (pubdates?)

Got my vaccination appointment

DIY project of the day

I think vaccine passports to get in pubs sounds good

Too much beer

A year of lockdown

Do you have an antique you'd like completely ruined with a drill?

Got shoots on my hop plant

Back to the morning rush

About the hospital

BACK from the hospital and all OK

I'm not sure this clapping for the NHS is working

Back to school

I've made £8 from my vending machine so far

Double great news

Nothing to say

A surprising and positive email from Holiday Extras about my shares

Cleared another thing off my shopping list

Nice run after work

Another interesting day on the shares (if you like red)

Stewart Lee gig is also postponed

New term

Cash back

No this is a camper van

Another night in hospital

Spoke too soon

Weird comic of the day

Free ride in an ambulance

Classy VW Beetle

Very cold still

More snow last night than any so far

Last minute going to work decisions

Clare gave up on going to work

Oh dear The Delme

Some snow

The best day of all

Groundhog day

Double delivery day

Schools not opening just yet

Day off running

Runuary day thirty-one at last!

Runuary day thirty

Runuary day twenty-nine

More shopping, need new scales

Ooh father in law has his coronavirus vaccine booked

Runuary day twenty-six

Erlebnisberg Pradaschier

Could we go on holiday to a quarantine hotel?

Runuary day twenty-five

Morning, routine

This is incredible

Runuary day twenty-four

Runuary day twenty-one

Runuary day twenty

Runuary day nineteen

Runuary day eighteen

Runuary day seventeen

Runuary day sixteen

Runuary day fifteen

Runuary day fourteen

Runuary day thirteen

I told the school we don't want a key worker place... yet

Runuary day twelve

Runuary day eleven

Runuary day nine

The difference between New Zealand and UK government

Runuary day seven

Runuary day six, double bubble

Boys are both home schooling from tomorrow

Out of data coronavirus map

I have run out of things to say

So as expected no school tomorrow

More on the Inn Doors curtains

Boris Johnson brexit claims fact checked

Runuary day 3

Runuary day 2

Happy New Year

I went to a gig (but online)

Actually back at work

Back to work

Belated merry christmas

Clare is driving in Dover

IKEA Tradfri scenes good, but...

Had to finally abandon my secret plan

Christmas ruined

We got mass testing

Hack day did not go as well as I thought

Hack day went well

Well into the last week before christmas

Progress of sorts on the PS5 too

Progress on the car

Blue Peter badge turned up again

Another hectic day of work

You get £50 if you change energy provider, but

I made another rubbish game

Busy busy with new job

Lost shoes turned up again

Loser

Swimming is back

No run today did not sleep well

Nice that the pubs have their decorations up

Easier map walking on the beach

I tried in the Strava-art work challenge, really I did

Tesco charity run challenge day five

The whole of Kent is in tier 3

Tesco charity run challenge day three

Tesco charity run challenge day two

Spoke too soon on the solidness of the bunk beds

Swimming seems to be the new running

This den is done!

Still no wine

IPOD socks sold

Bought a big new TV

Disappointing takeaway from Market Square

Grim day out today

Good day of smart-homing

A good day of work

I found some IPOD socks

I tidied the study

Joined The Wine Society

We just bought a weekly bus ticket for the boy...

Updated shopping list

Congratulations America

Was going for a run, but...

Nice day for THE END OF THE WORLD

Day two of new job

Early start for the new job

Great non-weekend London weekender

Planned and agreed to go to the library today

Lovely but confusingly delayed weekend

Another Friday without going to the Inn Doors

Running with a pace setter today went as well as expected

Chilli detector

We might have a winner

The bag candidates so far

Thinking of getting another record deck

Up early to do important coronavirus research

Loser

Potential breakdown disaster

Filming halted because the show tested positive for CRAP more like

Tin And Tap fail part two

We tried to go to Tin And Tap at least

Clare is outrunning me

Day out in Canterbury

I broke the sidebar while fixing links there

Double good news

Worst 10k ever

Must remember I have an eye test today

Bonus dinner out

A lot of rain

Grim weather today

The big old TV is up on freecycle now

New slippers on the way

I messed up the shepherds pie

1990s ISN'T RETRO

I could get a riot shield

Socially distanced food fair

Lazy day today for me

Hythe Hops beer is available already

Weather still iffy but I did run

Heavy rain today

End of the second summer

Confirmed coronavirus case at the senior school

Actual gardening leave

Good payday, but

Cheeky freelance work

Banksy's Art Buff is back in Folkestone

Rest day

Bonus midweek dinner out at the White Hart

Turns out I have not had coronavirus

Glorious day today

Few days with no updates

Parkrun is back at the end of next month

Not a super productive morning

We have higher speed internets

I have a theory about the massive glacier melt in Antarctica

Safe as...

Getting my new laptop back to normal

I have been invited to the coronavirus antibody study

I am designing new beds for the boys

BACK from our holiday to London and Warwick (day one)

New pub adventure mostly worked

New pub day

Quiet day

Bonus day out, average dinner

Obviously don't use a staple gun to attach your led strips...

Knives Out

A seal, a dolphin, and a lot of water

Another day, another pub garden dinner

Fourth record breaking hot day in a row?

Very hot again today

I bought a new router

Good warranty from Dyson and Brabantia

Jolly Boys' Outing

Flaming Licks chilli subscription has started again

I just removed my first LightwaveRF device

Two days of tennis

Time to update my linkedin profile

The day has come at work

I don't remember saying that

Epic excursion to Bristol

Postponed my next Flaming Licks delivery

Holiday 2019 day nine - XCaret itself Mexico!

Holiday 2019 day eight - Occidental at Xcaret, Mexico!

It's time to write up the Mexico half of our holiday and I didn't make any notes

Holiday 2019 day seven - to Mexico

Holiday 2019 day six

A bit of a break

Now it starts...

New furniture: ASSEMBLE!

Holiday paid for

Paying for the holiday today

I have the home automation back up and running again

Told the boys about the holiday

Full run this morning

Holiday quandary

Ed Sheerin has done a good thing

Shopping disaster averted

It kind of is pay day today

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Pay day!

#hamageddon comes to Fareham!

Eating in Alcudia

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