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Are we going to The Assembly or what?

May 26
The Stand, 5 York Place, Edinburgh, Midlothian EH1 3EB, Telephone: 0131 558 7272

Legal wrangles over the name The Assembly in Edinburgh this summer. We're off there this August.

We are going to see Richard Herring at The Stand (one of the venues in question), not sure if we have any other confusing issues on the way...

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A day out sick today

May 25
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I hurt my back in the garden last weekend lifting something, so taken a day lying down today. Have done some reading, learning more about infrared leds for remote control, and also some more of The Brutal Art, which I've had hanging around for ages.

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Further robot house progress

May 23

I have rewritten the web server on my arduino ethernet shield, to actually support different routes (pages) and respond differently to GET and POST requests. Previously I just had example code on there that did little more than the hello world example you get on nodejs.org that gives the same response no matter what request you send.

I only spent about an hour on this yesterday though, hard to find the time, I will try and do more in my next week off. Since my last update I have got the native android app actually sending the requests needed. It's such a tiny step to get it working now, I need an infrared led and a little more programming and I'll have a proper working demo turning the house lights on and off. This last tiny step is quite intimidat1ng though.

This on the day the man who invented the remote control dies.

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mocha and should are fouling everything up suddenly

May 22

var mocha = require('mocha');

var should = require('should');

describe( 'mocha', function( ) {

it( 'should not foul everything up', function( ) {

var foo = "test";

foo.should.eql( 'test' );

} );

} );

✖ 1 of 1 tests failed:

1) mocha should not foul everything up:

AssertionError: expected { '0': 't', '1': 'e', '2': 's', '3': 't' } to equal 'test'

WHAT is going on? Why does this test not pass?

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Turkey 2012 - we ate a lot

May 22

Food was amazing on holiday. I can't over-emphasise how big and good the buffet was in the Hotel Turquoise. We had breakfast there every day and were faced a buffet inside that was the length of about forty work desks (I'm looking around the room now trying to work it out) covering things like fruit and cereals and bread and so on, plus odd things like olives and pickles and things, and hot buffet including ham, various types of eggs, sausage type things, some unusual foreign hot things that I didn't even investigate too closely, then my own favourites of tomatoes, onions, mushrooms and potatoes. NOT CHIPS, the trays did say "french fries" but they were fried potatoes, this is a perfectly normal thing to have for breakfast. Then outside in the "show" bit there were crepes and omelettes cooked to order, and a place where you could cook your own eggs the way you liked them. This was a big breakfast.

Lunch we mostly had in the "snack bar" which was a nice covered area outdoors, with a long bar offering kebab type treats. These were the same every day, various kebab meats, burgers, chips, pide (Turkish pizza) and so on, then a big salad bar too, then a baked potato bar on top of that. Not actually on top, but as well.

Dinner was equally massive, there was a theme each evening, but lots of standards. It's the same place as the breakfast buffet, but slightly bigger, more different things on in the show buffet. So not for me, but impressive looking, whole spit roast animals, bread and pizza ovens on the go, traditional Turkish bread making staks, grills, and various other food demonstrations.

As a vegan I was well served by there just being so much choice, I could have some of this veg, some of that salad and so on, I did well. Here is a sample plate, I probably had two of these per meal. That was from the only time I accidentally had a meat dish I think, I picked up some innocuous looking courgette fritters - shredded courgette shallow fried in batter. Actually shredded courgette wrapped around a meat patty... why would you do that?

There were masses of puddings too, but I don't eat puddings. They looked very impressive but mostly tasted the same apparently.

Man we ate a lot. I weighed myself at various times, I think I went up about three kilos but worked some of it of with walking and things. I have not come back too much fatter.

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Most automated dorm room

May 22

I missed this while I was on holiday! Look out the wife, this is the future!

Did some more work on my robot house project on my day off yesterday. Just tried to demo it at work, FAIL! Back to the drawing board...

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Definitely baby birds in our bird box

May 21

The parents are in and out of the box constantly with food, and I'm sure I can hear tweeting from inside.

What a shame I feel like a tool for saying tweeting. Damn you internets!

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