Just reading an article about Tristan da Cunha and I looked it up on a map, and found this neighbouring place - ? Port, on Inaccessible Island1. Let's go there! It is a real place, it's a wildlife sanctuary.
Here's the original article I read2 but here it is again on the BBC, from 2009...
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