Went for a walk, thought I was looking at someone sleeping on the beach, then realised it's the shape of a giant fish.
It's a bit badly decomposed that it could be a seal or something, I just could not tell. It had bones poking out of it that made me think it was a dolphin.
You don't want to see a picture of it.
I hope it just died in an accident and no-one did it on porpoise.
Paul Clarke's blog - I live + work in Hythe in Kent. Married to Clare and father to 2, I am a full stack web developr, and I do js / nodejs, some ruby, python, php ect ect. I like pubs, parkrun, eating, home automation + other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, and TIME TRAVEL.