Blog2019 ≫ Urinating pirate man

Got this from the swimming club just now:

It was reported last night that a man was in the male changing rooms at the pool urinating in the shower area during our Club Swimschool teaching session around 6.30pm.

The man had pink stripey shorts,brown hair and a beard with two gold earrings in each ear, he had a gold necklace and tattoos and was described as a big man.

I was there at 6.45 last night for the swimming lesson, so could this have been me? Apart from the tattoos, and the gold necklace, and the earrings, and the beard. And the stripey shorts. I'm definitely a big man with brown hair.

Also we found out this morning that our office was robbed, thieves took our table football table, barbecue gas cannisters, and strangely some plastic bins. It's an outdoor table football table, maybe someone was stealing stuff for a bit of an outdoor party they are planning.

It's Friday afternoon, it's nice and sunny and I'm off to the Inn Doors in an hour and a half, lovely.

Got partly formed plans for the weekend1, just reminded myself to look up trains. Park run first, then Clare is going to London an hour early. I wait for Jim to pick the boys up then get the following train. She will shop for an hour and then we're getting trains via Three Bridges. Going to be spending a lot of time on the train this weekend, but will hopefully be more relaxing than driving. Last train back to Portchester from Southampton is disappointingly early really at 11:15.

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Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe near Folkestone. Married + dad to 2, I am a full-stack web developr, + I do js / nodejs, some ruby, python, php ect ect. I like pubs, running, eating, home automation and other diy stuff, history, tree stuff, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.