Ooh surely that would hurt though?
Ooh no, missus, steady, I'll do the jokes, matron, etc. You can't make suggestions like that in front of my boy:
Nephew Jack gave me a veg box at the weekend, mostly things he has grown himself (pepper, aubergine, beans) but I think he scrumped this marrow from a neighbours garden.
I'm too busy to be larking about on the internets like this, we're meant to be packing. One week to go until the move.