WEIRD non news story about ASDA

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http://www.my-kent.com/index.php/Kent-National-News/asda-folkestone-escalator-danger.html

Found this1 on twitter2 a strange non story about a man preventing a DISASTER nearly caused by some people stopping at the end of the escalator? Is it an hilarious spoof? Or is it a school project website? It just gets weirder the more times I read it.

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This is my site The 'Gerald that I built in a fever of excitement when I first came to Folkestone in approximately '04. I had been a regular visitor for a while previous to that but I am technically one of those DFLs you get nowadays. This site used to be updated more frequently with a gig calendar + voting for best venues + things, and I know it was a handy resource for those who were moving here. Now I've moved out of Folkestone again (though only to Hythe) it doesn't get as much attention as it used to. Ironic really as The town is now becoming the exciting place we knew it was about to become. I am not Gerald by the way, this comes from a pretend paper in an episode of The Day Today or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local newspaper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are GRATE aren't they? Do get in touch if you have anything to contribute, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on the twitter.