And now all the muggers who do their research on the internet know:
1) Where you work
2) That you carry a nice spanking new Mac PowerBook Pro in you bag
3) That you walk alone along a country lane in the dark from the train station (and therefore your route)
4) You're the bloke carrying the torch in case they had trouble spotting you in the dark
I would start blogging about all those mouse traps you keep in your bag, the recently sharpened machete you keep up your sleeve and the angry unmuzzled rottweiler you take on your walk to work. Oh and you're 6'7" bloke who lifts heavy weights regularly down the gym and have recently been released from the mental hospital since the treatment for your psychotic delustions and associated violence seems to be working.
Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in A small town. Married to Clare + father to 2, I am a full stack web engineer, and I do mostly javascript / Node, some ruby, python, php etc. I like pubs, parkrun, eating, home automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, family tree stuff, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.