I'm still getting lots of hits here because I mentioned Abi Titmuss once. There's nothing for you here I'm afraid, particularly not an "Abi Titmuss Calendar", I don't think there even is one. If there is, Amazon aren't selling it, and so I can't make money by showing it to you.
They ARE selling however a Doctor Phil calendar, why don't you get one of them instead? PHWOOAR LOOK AT THAT MOUSTACHE!
Hmm, seems there is an Abi Titmuss DVD on the way... It's a workout DVD.