Wish I'd put something funnier on mine1, but something that would have still been funny forever... not sure any of these will still be chuckling in weeks to come...
Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe near Folkestone. Married + dad to two, I'm a full-stack web engineer, + I do js / nodejs, some ruby, python, php etc. I like pubs, parkrun, restaurants, home automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, family tree stuff, Television, squirrels, pirates, lego, and time travel.