Blog2020 ≫ Coronadryrus lock in day one

Clare had a big night out planned for yesterday with her brother "before they shut all the pubs". The timing didn't quite work out for them so they went for a boozy night round their dad's instead. I stayed in and followed my new regime of not drinking to try and recoup the 50% wage cut. Even though there actually was booze in the house. I'm very brave. I watched Daredevil and The Last Leg and meant to read my new Ian Rankin book1 that I had splashed out on before the belt tightening. The book is not brilliant so far, it is not a Rebus, it is an old book of his that was not widely distributed. Instead I mostly refreshed the news on my phone.

Sainsbury's delivery came today, but with substitutes... we'd already hit their "bulk ordering" limit, they rejected our order because we bought four bananas. We could have bought three bags of bananas no problem, but buying them individually without the plastic wrapping you're still only allowed three individual bananas. Just an oversight in their algorithms no doubt. The replacements themselves though:

You ordered: BrewDog Punk India Pale Ale (IPA) 4x330m → We're delivering: BrewDog Punk India Pale Ale (IPA) 330ml

You ordered: Chicken Tonight Spanish Chicken 500g → We're delivering: Chicken Tonight Mushroom Sauce 500g

You ordered: Ecover Washing Up Liquid, Lemon & Aloe Vera 450ml → We're delivering: Ecover Washing Up Liquid, Lemon & Aloe Vera 950ml

You ordered: La Couronne des Plantagenets Vouvray 75cl → No suitable alternative was available

You ordered: Linda McCartney Quarter Pounder Burger x2 227g → No suitable alternative was available

You ordered: Robinsons Fruit Creations Delicious Peach & Raspberry Squash 1L → No suitable alternative was available

You ordered: Sainsbury's Beef Mince 5% Fat 500g → We're delivering: Sainsbury's Beef Mince 5% Fat 750g

You ordered: Sainsbury's Passata 500g → We're delivering: Sainsbury's Chopped Tomatoes Can 400g

You ordered: Sainsbury's Southern Fried Breaded Chicken Breast Fillets x2 315g → We're delivering: Sainsbury's Breaded Chicken Fillets x2 350g

You ordered: Sainsbury's White Bake At Home Baguettes x2 → No suitable alternative was available

You ordered: Uncle Ben's Special Microwave Rice Mexican Bean 250g → We're delivering: Sainsbury's Microwave Rice Spicy Mexican 250g

The wine and beer must all be being hogged by the key workers and pensioners (not that I am drinking it, see above). No don't ask me why there is so much meat on my shopping order. No wine at all then, and three bottles of beer instead of the eight cans ordered. No vegan burgers to be had, and really no squash??? The normal vegan sausages were not even available to order so we've got alternative onews flavoured with paprika and rosemary (one pack of each). The washing up liquid good, we just get more for the same price.

Clare has taken the boys for a walk in the woods, she starts to go stir crazy within twenty minutes of being in the house. I'm at home resting my eye...

5018 reported cases in the UK, 233 deaths and 93 official recoveries.

Happy Mothers Day.

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Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe in Kent. Wed + dad to two, I am a full stack web developr, + I do js / Node, some ruby, other languages etc. I like pubbing, running, eating, home automation + other diy stuff, history, genealogy, Television, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.