I asked for a "bottle of tabasco as big as my own head" and I actually got it, from Clare. You can get this bottle 1 that is (while not actually as big as my head) very big indeed, seven times the size of a normal bottle.
I did very well for christmas presents this year.
⬅️ Went to IKEA
Paulʼs blog - I live in A sleepy town in the far South. Wed + dad to two, I am a full-stack web engineer, and I do js / node, some ruby, python, php ect ect. My hobbies are pubs, parkrun, eating, home automation + other diy jiggery-pokery, history, family tree stuff, television, squirrels, pirates ☠️, lego, and TIME TRAVEL.