My neighbour told me yesterday there's a thing on Steve Wright's radio show called Ask Elvis, a comedy slot with someone being Elvis, and she swears it's Ricky Gervais being Elvis. Ricky does seem less and less pleasant the more I see him on TV (you look like a bully, if you want some advice from your first fan), but I don't think he would have stooped that low.
php: Old programming language of the web, how I used to make my living.
Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe. Wed to Clare + father to two, I'm a full stack web developr, + I do js / nodejs, some ruby, python, php ect ect. I like pubs, parkrun, restaurants, home-automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, and time travel.