Blog2008 ≫ Don't you wish you went to school in Ashford

A twelve year old Ashford has been arrested for letting one off in class. Political correctness gone mad? Oh no, didn't I say, it was a pepper gas cannister, not a bottom burp.

Ambulances and things were called, parents turned up panicking to find their kids, could get no information, starting rioting, and the police had to use parva spray1 (an officially sanctioned diet pepper spray I think) on them. You have to laugh don't you, through the tears.

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Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe in Kent. Wed to Clare and dad to two, I am a full stack web engineer, and I do mostly js / Node, some ruby, other languages ect ect. I like pubs, parkrun, eating, home-automation + other diy stuff, history, tree stuff, Television, squirrels, pirates, lego, and TIME TRAVEL.