A HOODIE dad who won 700,000 on the Lottery has split from his girlfriend after he caught her in bed with his COUSIN.
It's our Folkestone soap opera1. At the time of writing there are no plans to confiscate their money and hand it over to me as far as I'm aware, but I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe in the deep South. Wed to Clare and dad to 2, I am a full stack web engineer, + I do js / Node, some ruby, python, php ect ect. I like pubbing, parkrun, eating, home-automation + other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, and TIME TRAVEL.