Disturbingly, he looks a look like you in that advert, just without the orange skin. Been cutting up your sheets and putting some home made videos on the interweb recently?
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⬅️ Does he? Or doesn't he? :: Allah Akbar! ➡️
Paul Clarkeʼs weblog - I live in A small town. Married + father to 2, I am a full-stack web engineer, and I do mostly javascript / Node, some ruby, python, php etc. I like pubs, parkrun, eating, home-automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, family tree stuff, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.