Here1, and they put PERVERT in capitals, just so you know...
A PERVERT is dressing up like movie character Mrs Doubtfire to grope teenage girls.
The cunning predator disguises himself as a granny to strike up conversation with teenagers and young women.
Police warned: "He comes across as harmless and usually says he is cold and asks for a cuddle.
"He then touches them in a sexual way. We believe he may have filmed his victims.
"When he is dressed up he looks just like Mrs Doubtfire and wears a coat or shawl."
His disguise is so convincing police said it was hard to spot he was a man. He has struck most often in Folkestone and Canterbury areas of Kent.
In the 1993 movie, Robin Williams disguises himself as a Scottish nanny to get hired by his ex-wife and be closer to his family.
I'm off to look for you today Doubtfire, so look out!
💬 Folkestone Herald has the full granny man story
This is part of my website The 'Gerald that I set up in a fury of excitement when I first came here in approximately '04. I'd been a frequent visitor for a while previous to that so I am technically one of those DFLs you get nowadays. The site was a lot more dynamic with a gig calendar + voting for best venues + things, + I know it was a useful reference for others who were moving to the area. Now I've moved out of Folkestone again (though only a couple of miles) it doesn't get as much attention as it used to. Ironic really as The town is now becoming the exciting place we knew it was about to become. I am not Gerald by the way, this comes from a fake paper in an episode of The Day Today or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local newspaper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are great aren't they? Do contact me if you have anything to offer, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on Twitter.