Being a dolphin is not easy these days, everyone's after us and the fishermen catch more and more of our fish each day, it's hard to make ends meet.
I've just had a huge council tax bill too, even though it's my second home' so as well as my website sandgatedolphin.co.uk1 I've decided to open a little shop on ebay to sell a few souvenirs of my visit.
If you promise to buy enough of them I will try to stay a bit longer and maybe even come back next summer (Don't forget I haven't gone yet!).
I've got Tee Shirts with pictures of me on them and some pictures of me swimming about in your lovely clean sea (I am so pleased you've stopped putting all your poo in here).
You can get to the shop by clicking here2
You can pay using those card things on Paypal and my Friend Simon will see that you get the goods, us Dolphins can't get to the post office.
See You at the Beach
Many Thanks
Dave
Dave the Dolphin t-shirts from 99p here3...
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This is my site The Folkestone Gerald that I set up in a fury of excitement when we first came to Folkestone in approximately 2004. I had been a frequent visitor for a few years previous to that so I am technically one of those DFLs you get nowadays. The site was updated more frequently with a calendar of events and voting for favourite places and things, and I know it was a useful resource for those who were moving to the area. Now Iʼve moved out of Folkestone again (though just a couple of miles) it doesnʼt get as much love as it used to. Ironic really as The town is now becoming the exciting place we knew it was about to become. I am not Gerald BTW, the name comes from a pretend newspaper in an episode of Brasseye or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local paper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are great arenʼt they? Do get in touch if you have something to offer, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on the twitter.