I'd have been murdered, it was all the evidence (and the only evidence) of the hen night my wife organised at the weekend...
Paul Clarke's blog - I live in A small town. Wed + father to two, I'm a full-stack web engineer, and I do mostly js / Node, some ruby, python, php ect ect. I like pubbing, running, eating, home automation + other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, Television, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.