What a brilliant idea the new celeb big brother1 is - they put 11 people in the house, only one of them is a real celebrity, and we have to guess who it is! My money is on The Maggot2. Other contenders are George Galloway, Jodie Marsh, Michael Barrymore, Dennis Rodman, Faria Alam, Preston from the Ordinary Boys, Traci Bingham, Pete Burns, Rula Lenska, and of course Chantelle out of Kandyfloss (with a K).
Maggot does mention stealing a baby in The Maggot, I'm sure that's just a joke though.
20k: Twenty km, about twelve miles.
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