Figured it out, it's just Dungeons and Dragons, the cartoon isn't it. They've slipped into some fantasy world, all their best and worst psychological attributes have been made real, and they just want to get home. If that little dog grows a twisted horn, you'll know I'm right.
This is not a subject to be joked about, obviously - role playing is a path to satanism. Go careful out there.
Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe in Kent. Wed + dad to 2, I'm a full stack web engineer, + I do js / Node, some ruby, python, php etc. I like pubbing, running, eating, home automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, tree stuff, Television, squirrels, pirates, lego, and TIME TRAVEL.