Where's it gone then? Was this just a ruse to get us looking? You're gonna get it when you get home, could be a short marriage;)
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Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in A small town. Married + father to 2, I am a full-stack web engineer, and I do mostly javascript / Node, some ruby, python, php etc. I like pubs, parkrun, eating, home-automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, family tree stuff, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.