Went to Mildreds vegetarian cafe last night (very good), and David Walliams was talking to a smaller bearded fellow. The guy with the beard talked a bit like David Schneider's character in Alan Partidge, which made me think it was about work. Maybe Walliams was offering to lapdance for him, though they moved from the bar table, to a better table at the back of the restaurant before I could gather any evidence of this. I didn't see what he was eating, but I had the mushroom and ale pie.
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