Arrest innocent people, and then put their children into care. And charge them for it.1
Props to Pid2. Man, this is turning into one of those blogs that just passes on amusing links from other people...
Paul Clarke's blog - I live in Hythe in Kent. Married + father to two, I'm a full stack web developr, + I do js / Node, some ruby, other languages etc. I like pubs, parkrun, eating, home automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, Television, squirrels, pirates, lego, and TIME TRAVEL.