you've managed to annoy a whole load of "twoo fans".
one of the things that I always enjoy about my privileged and lofty position in the music industry is watching the looks on the faces of those poor "twoo fans" as I waltz past their queue, and straight through the door. it's just a shame I missed it last week, as it always sets up my night nicely for me.
i've often wondered whether fans are a subspecies of home sapiens, as they don't always seem to be sentient, by which I mean, of course, that they often seem to be unaware of themselves. perhaps the old mirror test for vampires could be recycled for fans. hold it up and see if they recognise anything...
[waves to fans]