but the Dyson was fine - one pass of the living room though and the chamber (there's no bags in these non-hoovers) is half full, it's disgusting. Going to hoover all my clothes next.
Big up to the wanker security guard in Safeway who challenged me for my receipt on the way out.
Now to look for a hotel in Brighton for July for this wedding1... Cosmopolitan Hotel sounds likely, shitty website, but it has quite a nice map of Brighton2 on it...
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Paul Clarkeʼs blog - I live in A small town, Kent. Wed + father to two, I'm a full-stack web engineer, and I do js / Node, some ruby, other languages ect ect. I like pubbing, running, eating, home automation + other diy stuff, history, genealogy, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + TIME TRAVEL.