OK, lots of people have banged their finger in a door
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you ever done it just as you were going into the bathroom, so you're facing into the mirror EXACTLY as flesh and bone squishes between door and doorframe? I did this last night, and was vastly entertained by the fact that I actually pulled a McCauley Culkin style face, it was just like a cartoon.
The content here originally from my very popular (in the tail end of the '90s) site popex.com. Some of this written by other people, but mostly editorial originally created by me. I shifted this content here when the website eventually closed down at the start of the '00s. Hopefully this brings back memories (if you find it).