Your taxes being spent on important research...
A report out today from the university of Warwick reveals that first class graduates tend to earn 12% more than those who attained a third class degree, and students that studied law or politics were likely to earn more than those who studied creative art or agriculture.
WELL FACK MY OLD BOOTS!
You mean to say that a someone with a first in economics has better job prospects than someone who is qualified to sex chickens, or has spent 4 years at Brighton Poly encasing their own faeces in concrete? I am SHOCKED.
What this report really reveals is that university researchers, particularly those in Warwick, are paid FAR TOO MUCH...
This content originally from my popular (in the tail end of the 1990s) website popex.com. Some of this written by other people, but mainly originally created by me. I moved the content here here when the website finally shut down in the early '00s. Hopefully this ignites memories (if you find it).