\"I am thirsty and have a sticky keyboard\" shocker...
Oops, I'm sorry, that should say "Oasis Spilt", I've knocked a bottle of the blackcurrant flavour all over my keyboard.
Noel who? Paris you say?
This content originally from my popular (in the tail end of the '90s) site popex.com. Some of this contributed by valued punters, so mainly originally created by me. I shifted this content here when popex finally closed down at the start of the '00s. Hopefully this ignites memories (if you find it).