I just couldn't bare to eat something who's name started with Turd.
Muddyfunkster
Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in A small town. Wed to Clare + father to two, I'm a full stack web engineer, and I do javascript / Node, some ruby, other languages etc. I like pubbing, running, eating, home-automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, family tree stuff, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + time travel.