If I had a phone

If I had a phone

Can anyone out there get me a mobile phone? I am the only person in London who doesn't I think. Mostly I'm not arsed, but If I had a phone, I would be able to make sure that popex worked properly on it.

Here's what Samantha Mumba would do if she had a phone... Also on the same site we can see what some Man United players would do with their photo phone... hmm, no David Beckham...

If you give me a phone, and pay the bills, I would be really grateful.

⬅️ :: Ewan McGregor ➡️
Mon Dec 02 2002

Paul Clarke's weblog - I live in Hythe, Kent. Married to Clare + father to two, I am a full-stack web developr, and I do js / Node, some ruby, other languages ect ect. I like pubs, running, restaurants, home-automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, TV, squirrels, pirates, lego, + time travel.