Yes, Kylie

Yes, Kylie

I bumped into her on that green bit opposite the Princes Hall in Aldershot, and she fancied going out, and wandering around, so that's what we did, she didn't like the seedy red light district (note: as far as I know, there isn't really one in real life in Aldershot), and all the accompanying beered up leery blokes. We sat down outside for a bit, then wandered along hand in hand, then I had to carry her back to her car, outside the Princes Hall, what with her being tired, not very sensible shoes, and we'd been out most of the night. She's very light you know.

Thing is, nothing sexual happened at all, I mean, how unfair is that? I've NEVER dreamt1 of Kylie before, and when I do, we don't even do anything rude! Baah.

  1. Ah wait a moment this was all someone's dream, this is not what stalking heads was meant for.
⬅️ :: Captain Soul This Weekend ➡️
Thu Jul 05 2001

Celeb spotting action, not really stalking. Got to catch them all! Originally a popular feature of my site popex.com. 99% contributed by other people.