As I am a bit of a fat knacker, I tend to wear elastic waisted trousers1. One time when I was out for a late night birthday drink with my housemates, with a just a pair of jogging troosers on, commando stylee, I was stood at the bar, with a pint in each hand (long sentence this) and my housemate whipped my trousers down.
I wouldn't normally post this here, but as a bit of icing on this exposure-cake, I noticed I was stood right in front of Gandhi (well, actor Ben Kingsley anyway).
This was about 4 years ago.
Celeb spotting action, not really stalking. Gotta catch them all! Originally a popular feature of my site popex.com. 99% written by other people.