Chris Evans' house was last night said to be "under seige" from has-been pop stars seeking a career-boosting poke. "I'm desparate for another crack at success," said one, who denied that he was Howard Jones, "I've tried averything, but to no avail. If I have to perform sexual acts that contradict my natural instincts and preferences to get ahead in this business, then so be it. No change there, in fact."
This content originally from my popular (in the tail end of the nineties) site popex.com. Some of this contributed by valued punters, so mainly originally created by me. I moved this content here when popex finally shut down in the early '00s. Hopefully this ignites memories if you find it.