I am in the top 7% of weblogswell, by age anyway, who'd have thought it... hey lots of people come here though, more than average, even if they are mostly here by accident looking for Darkness tickets...Having written a fantastic system to spit out gig listings in a thousand dif... stop eating poop !!Nothing to say todayBeen a bit busy, so no skiving off to watch the football today. I did watch England just about win yesterday, missed the goal. It did make the afternoon go quickly not stopping for lunch until 4pm. Have seen bits and pieces like Italy going out, out ... It looks nice from the top deck of the busbut it's not fun to walk.Excellent work, what do you think was in Rik Mayall's satchel? A script? Or loads of cash?Somehow you are not top stalker....... Top of the mornin'Where's me lucky charms?<br />Nice one... ARF.This is what's stopped me doing a show so farWell, that and not having any content. No style AND no content, that's how you know not to do a show. I think I should pass this advice on to most of the other podcasters out there...What would be wrong with Top Gear for food?You're the second one to say that, a magazine programme about food is great, like <strong>Food and Drink</strong> used to be. Just so long as it didn't feature <strong>Jeremy Clarkson</strong> at all.Stop! Thief!Just heard an attempted mugging and seen some sort of citizens arrest, on Farringdon Road right outside the office... don't know exactly what happened, but there were shouts of "STOP HIM!" outside, so we had a look and saw one fellow had another in a... How to Stop Receiving Credit Card Offers || kuro5hin.orgHOW-TO: Turn your laptop into a home security systemChristopher Ecclestone quits?So, the Sun says that Christopher Ecclestone has quit Doctor Who, maybe this means he's only going to do the series he's already filmed. WHO will be the next WHO then? I've said it before and I'll say it again, it should be Alan Davies. Gossip sugges... Tip top weekendWhere did that weekend go then? It felt shorter than a regular two day weekend, though we surely packed more in... I started off with a rare evening out in London with some chums, some drinks on The Tattershall Castle and then on to a regular dry lan... What a day to stop getting the tubeOK I stopped getting the tube last week, but yesterday was travelcard renewal day, and I got just the train part and no tube, saving me fifty quid! But it's booting it down at rain, so I've hd to put my big coat on. Then at Cannon Street the rain had... It could be the top of a sewerBut I could see the layers of brick in cross section, and there was more "solid" beneath them. I hope it wasn't ALL shit, though that would explain the whiff.Good luck Christopher FranklandBBC reports that Folkestonian Christopher Frankland is in the running to design a new logo for google.com. Google have a lot of logos, they change most days, hope we see your Roald Dahl themed logo soon.Man it's cold today.... Sophie E-BEnglish rose Sophie spotted nibbling on a salad as Bunza and I enjoyed a smashing birthday lunch.Mark CousinsYou know, Mark Cousins, that bloke who presents the BBC film stuff and isn't Jonathon Woss. Kind of Ulster/Glasgow accent, quite nerdy, but really knows his film stuff. A big star, anyway. I was walking past and twigged it was him but when he stud... christopher biggins and lesley josephchristopher was talking in a very loud luvvie voice telling childhood anecdotes to lesley and family. they seemed to find him amusing. I, however did not.James Dean BradfieldAbout 2am on Sunday 16th December. Just as the Brothers finished Djing he was observed mooching by your vigilent reporter. I was going to accost him and slag off his bands recent output but that's a bit like asking a doctor to 'look at your ankle' wh... a message from the top of the chart.hey guys! how are you doing? Im doing bad in the chart but me and my mates are top of the chums chart. wooooooooooo hoooooooooo.<br>just to let you know., if its any help, i met Liza Tarbuck, coz ive just been on Blockbusters.<br>Brick TopHim out of Lock Stock (or is it Snatch?) was sat outside a cafe near our office. Three times this week. I see him about every other day, he must live nearby, he's not really worth mentioning, but things are a bit slow this week.Jo McGannHe was just walking down the road at about 5.30pm yesterday. This is allSandy (ex big brother)As Mnmnmn likes to include reality tv 'stars' in her spots so will I. He was just walking, wearing glasses, hair is scruffy, looked moody. He's the one who escaped over the roof.Brick TopBrick Top, from Snatch, hmm, his real name's Alan Ford, maybe I'll say hello next time I see him. Anyway, he was just in Sesame, the health food shop where I get my lunch, buying a jar of organic honey.... Michelle ToppyWow, I was just recently out in Brighton at the Ocean rooms to see Richard F play from Subliminal and there right next to him was our very own Dj Louca.I hear he is playing at Garlands in Ibiza in August, me and my friends will definately be there fo... Natasha bedingfieldI met her at top of the pops. I called out her name as she came off stage. she ran to me an hugged me an signed my ticket. i was so excited as she is my fave artist an im her no.1 fan!What a Shower of CUTSThe new issue of Papercuts ("Contingency, Irony, Accessories" it says here) is now out, with a free CD featuring several popEx faves...Jack contribute "Sleeping Makes Me Thirsty", Spearmint offer an acoustic version of "Isn't It Great To Be Alive, an... Crap chart of the dayPart mumble mumble in an occasional series; The top ten most viewed band profile sections yesterday:&#9760; Spiller&#9760; Frankie Machine&#9760; Radiohead&#9760; The Bigger The God&#9760; Les Rhythmes Digitales&#9760; Abdoujaparov&#9760; Ali G&#9760... Cooper Temple Clause @ The Water RatsLet's start on a downer: Their name, it is RUBBISH. There are SIX of them, that is rubbish. They are look like an indie boyband, that is rubbish. One of them (guitarist Tom Bellamy) was playing whilst sitting on the floor messing about with some mad ... Would the real best single please stand up?The man with Stan, Eminem tops our version of ITV's "Single of the Year" poll...Asked to pick from the list of 20 nominations, you've gone for Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" as top, Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch", and Spiller (featuring Sophie Ell... ToploaderTOSSLOADER more like, ha ha do you see what I did there..?Monsters of RockAC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. Got a coach up from Portsmouth. m/... The Dandy WarholsI think this is the last time the keyboardist took her top off on stage.Tigerplus <strong>Linoleum</strong>. Had to walk back from Southampton after being stopped with no lights on my bike, then head to Phoenix Festival the next day.Suicidal TendenciesI drove my van into London for this gig, I almost never did this... ST played their encore first, and part of the gig from the top of a step ladder.The Lightning SeedsNME Brats show? Plus Octopus, Mundy and Stereophonics again apparently. Must have been a week of gigs around this time.<br /><img src="http://www.ibizaa-z.com/misc/tickets/lightningseeds_astoria_1997.jpg" />The Mighty BooshTop notch cult TV comedy! Returns only now I think. Looking forward to this one a lotCheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club6.00Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club12.00Chicory TipSensational 70s chart toppers back for another great night.Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club6.00UK's TOP Northern Soul DJ's, Kev Roberts,Colin Curtis, Richard Searling,, Ginger Taylor,Dave Evison, Chris King, and many more35.00Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club6.00Strictly Come Dancing Live in EdinburghThe glitz, the glamour and all the show-stopping dance moves ? yes, your favourite BBC dancing show, Strictly Come Dancing, is back on the road....Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club6.00Acoustic Festival - Adult Day Tickets, Donovan, Barbara Dickson, Kate Rusby, 3 Daft Monkeys, Outcast Band, Ezio & Booga, OrtoPilot, Justin Sullivan & Dean WhiteCheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club6.00FabricLive, KILL EM ALL, Midnight Juggernauts (LIVE), Brodinski, Carte Blanche, Riton, Filthy Dukes, Silver Columns (LIVE), Stopmakingme, ROOM TWO:, Carte Blanche, Riton, Thee Mike B, ROOM THREE:, tbc15.00Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club6.00Little RichardTour also took in Chester Top Rank, Portsmouth Birdcage, Liverpool Peppermint Lounge, Manchester Princess, Wigan Casino, Bolton Casino, Newcastle City Hall, London Saville, Stevenage Locarno, West Houghton Casino, and a residency at Edinburgh Pentlan... 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