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		<title>That's exactly why!</title>
		<description>Go on, buy some second hand pants off ebay via one of my links!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I put the links up there as obviously I check out my own website all day long and it lets me see at a glance what prices things are at...</description>
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		<category>seven for all mankind</category>
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		<title>They HEART Folkestone, I HEART Folkestone</title>
		<description>These guys love Folkestone, they have made these, tiny heart head, uh, THINGS. Clearly it's more I HEART NY than anything else, but I'd still like to believe there's a little piece of my pants in there - Clare's mum made me these in 2002:That was bac...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11340/They+HEART+Folkestone%2C+I+HEART+Folkestone&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>tiny heart head</category>
		<category>tesselate</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>pants</category>
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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>courtyard</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>jeans</category>
		<category>for all mankind</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>red lion</category>
		<category>white hart</category>
		<category>three mariners</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>kevin</category>
		<category>guiselle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans</link>
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		<title>RE: is the rotunda amusement park stall at folkestone ?</title>
		<description>No loss, it was pants</description>
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		<title>[Crystal maze themed headline here]</title>
		<description>Got home yesterday to find a new front door being fitted, it's amazing what you miss when you don't go to any of the residents meetings. So firstly, we have the inconvenience of only getting one key with this door, and new ones are fifteen pounds eac... </description>
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		<category>home</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>flat</category>
		<category>neighbours</category>
		<category>earls avenue</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10879/%5BCrystal+maze+themed+headline+here%5D</link>
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		<title>Don't you wish you worked in as fun a place as me?</title>
		<description>We have an &quot;I'm a celebrity&quot; style tournament going on today, they just did the bushtucker trial, starting off gently with things like spam and blue cheese, through mussels, whelks, kidneys, tongue, testicles, tripe, brain, worms, crickets and scorpi... </description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bushtucker</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10489/Don%27t+you+wish+you+worked+in+as+fun+a+place+as+me%3F</link>
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		<title>Hmm, freecycling</title>
		<description>9. WANTED!!!!!!! Anything Sponge Bob Square Pants.....Folkestone...Deco   Posted by: &quot;wezleyjohn&quot;    Date: Fri May 4, 2007 11:42 pm ((PDT))Hello there we are redecorating my sons bedroom after the Quake that we had as we got hit fairly badly and we w... </description>
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		<title>Christmas telly</title>
		<description>Time for some christmas roundup type things, I really did have a great time during our extended break, so much so that I didn't post all the tedious minutiae (can you tell from my embiggened vocabulary I've been playing a lot of Scrabble?), so I'll t... </description>
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		<title>A Seaside Year launches in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Folkestone is to see a new creative project arrive in the town this winter with the launch of A Seaside Year bringing twelve months of new performing arts events and activities to the town.Four key scheduled events for Winter, Spring, Summer and Autu... </description>
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		<title>RE: Blood</title>
		<description>I agree with er in doors.. Dexter is pathetic.. There will never be a story to it, oh - hang on - maybe he'll have to start investigating himself. Utter pants !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9654/RE%3A+Blood</link>
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		<title>Indian summer</title>
		<description>Nice day again today then, I thought when the weather turned a bit ropey on the first of the month that we were due six months of winter... going to be in the eighties today, and looking good for our weekend too.Several more job applications in, noth... </description>
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		<title>Top 100 best popex players</title>
		<description>Saving this here, the 100 richest popex players on the day the site closes...   1. Andrew Marshall     2. MuddyFunkster   3. DanMingo     4. paulfaw     5. jorma kaukonen     6. patrick777     7. wong again     8. Andy     9. boff    10. callas    11... </description>
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		<title>indigo</title>
		<description>just to warn ne one if you havent been beford, it is the biggest shit hole ever!! its full of YOUNG people especially YOUNG girls. the music is pants and the whole atmosphere is crap. just a word of warning so you dont go and waste £6 on getting in....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8207/indigo&quot;&gt;Rated 7.64/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8207/indigo</link>
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		<title>James Dean Bradfield</title>
		<description>Filling up a plate of smashing looking food in Flaneur on Farringdon Road. He was lookign pretty scruffy, baggy white t-shirt and jogging pants.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8122/James+Dean+Bradfield</link>
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		<title>No go zone</title>
		<description>Heard this morning that M&amp;S is closing their store in Sandgate Road... it's only them and Ottakers that make that bit of high street worth visiting, what a shame. Hopefully this is the dark before the dawn of the new shopping centre.Check out a satel... </description>
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		<title>Happy St Patricks Day</title>
		<description>Obviously I'm taking this getup to the rugby tomorrow - if by some mad chance France get convincingly beaten, then England only need to win by something like 50 points, so I'll strip down to my union jack pants and cheer them home. Otherwise we are f... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4808/Happy+St+Patricks+Day</link>
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		<title>IPOD pants</title>
		<description>IPOD pants, Levi's possibly making a pair of fully wired jeans. There are a few things like this around already, but a pair of jeans is more practical around the home / office / high street than a bulky snowboard coat or rucksack. Oh and there's a ne... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4471/IPOD+pants</link>
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		<title>Jamie Cullum</title>
		<description>Mrs Pants was stood outside waiting for me after the Ben Folds gig last night and Jamie Cullum came out and she ended up chatting to him.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice bloke and quite short apparently.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6502/Jamie+Cullum</link>
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		<title>Ladies, in their pants</title>
		<description>There's a PANTS FASHION SHOW at La Vue this weekend, on Friday and Saturday night. Lotti's pants, sorry, lingerie shop is doing a bit of a show in Folkestone's poshest bar on Friday and Saturday night. There will be underwear models from Lotti's, and...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4022/Ladies%2C+in+their+pants&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Ladies, in their pants&quot; src=&quot;http://semstudio.co.uk/lavue/images/front_fs.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4022/Ladies%2C+in+their+pants&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4022/Ladies%2C+in+their+pants</link>
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		<title>Huray</title>
		<description>Glad you're having a good one.  Enjoy the rest.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3890/Huray</link>
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		<title>morning</title>
		<description>why has the style of this page changed? it's different to the style of www.clarkeology.com anyway, basically she stopped for number 1. however, in athens, she did #2 in her pants on several ocassions.  apparently she has IBS and has to be careful wha... </description>
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		<title>Douglas Hurd</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.speakers.co.uk/Retro/Media/Images/Speakers/5020.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Him of the wiggly-haired Spitting Image fame.&lt;br /&gt;He had a very dull brown overcoat on and was probably boring the pants off the chap he was with.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6337/Douglas+Hurd</link>
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		<title>Bill Nighy's Pants</title>
		<description>In his 60 second interview in today's Metro, Bill Nighy confesses that he once discarded a pair of pants in Folkestone:Were you a Hemingway fan?I still am. I read somewhere that Ernest Hemingway didn't wear underwear, so, on my way to Paris, I abando... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1777/Bill+Nighy%27s+Pants</link>
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		<title>Gary Kemp</title>
		<description>Yesterday wearing smart pants and a white collar shirt.</description>
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		<title>things that are awesome in New York</title>
		<description>The Vansegoort Hotel rooftop pool, The sushi restaurant at the Maritime, The dude on the street who lets you buy a pair of Nikes for 30 bucks and then spray paints any design you want on them, suspenders w jeans, Ties falling out of pants back pocket... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1503/things+that+are+awesome+in+New+York</link>
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		<title>My new favourite redneck law</title>
		<description>Louisiana state is about to outlaw low-riding pants. if the law is passed, &quot;wearing pants below the waist and thereby exposing the skin or intimate clothing&quot; in new orleans will cost you $500 or six months in jail.see here where they raise the all-im... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1293/My+new+favourite+redneck+law</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury tickets on Ebay</title>
		<description>Over two million pounds so far, hmm, possibly this is not serious... If you're still after tickets, good luck, the site's not down, but it's incredibly slow. Some people have reported better luck calling the international number than calling the offi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7894/Glastonbury+tickets+on+Ebay</link>
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		<title>Your Pants</title>
		<description>Your pants were featured in the NME this week!</description>
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		<title>John Robb</title>
		<description>About 7.45 as I was attempting to explain to the woman behind the counter that yes I was really me and could I please have my tickets, the Bog Eyed Vicar spotted John Robb.  His exact words, &quot;Hey, isnt he famous?&quot;So yeah, he was there in a rather nat... </description>
		<category>20</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5966/John+Robb</link>
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		<title>A new 419 variant</title>
		<description>Hmm, at least I hope this is a 419, as I've reported it, rather than claiming the cash...SUNRISE DE LOTTO, 41132, NL-1007 DB AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.REF: MCL/FLW/12-A782881207AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE We are pleased to inform you of the ann... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/264/A+new+419+variant</link>
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		<title>The Joiners</title>
		<description>All girl rock, loved them at the time, they basically played gigs in their pants</description>
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		<title>Portsmouth Guildhall</title>
		<description>Was this the time I threw my pants at the stage?</description>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/94/Portsmouth+Guildhall</link>
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