<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11522/George+Inn+%28Rye%29+August+newsletter"><dc:date>2008-08-20UTC12:49:13</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/accomodation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hotel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wedding" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rye" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/newsletter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/george+inn" /><dc:title>George Inn (Rye) August newsletter</dc:title><dc:description>This month we're delighted to announce the launch of 'the george dragons', the new privilege card from The George in Rye. Become a dragon, and you'll get exclusive monthly discounts and offers that you can take advantage of as many times as you like.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s"><dc:date>2008-04-01UTC06:23:11</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/april+fool" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/penguins" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wildlife" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nature" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bbc" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bbc+breakfast" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pay+rise" /><dc:title>Happy April Fool's</dc:title><dc:description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10997/Is+my+reply+button+broken%3F"><dc:date>2008-02-27UTC04:23:35</dc:date><dc:title>Is my reply button broken?</dc:title><dc:description>It's hard to tell, this is fairly quiet for comments at the best of times, and my Dad's away so that's about 50% of my audience at a stroke. Just heard from a friend that it's not working, do me a favour and give it a try...[/neediness]UPDATE: Might ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10684/Particularly+fulsome+weekend%2C+with+curries."><dc:date>2007-11-18UTC06:21:59</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/winchester" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/curry" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:title>Particularly fulsome weekend, with curries.</dc:title><dc:description>Splendid weekend, a bit different this time, starting off with a half day on Friday. I headed to Winchester to meet up with some friends, and really needed the extra time to make the most of the night. Clare stayed home watching Children in Need afte... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10085/It%27s+the+end+of+the+world."><dc:date>2007-03-26UTC06:26:36</dc:date><dc:title>It's the end of the world.</dc:title><dc:description>No, not that end of the world, something a bit more lighthearted. Possibly. In an age where any security camera footage of a crime seems to be inconclusive, or not good enough quality to be of any use, or just not pointing the right way at the right ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8202/Squirrel+stamped+to+death+and+set+on+fire"><dc:date>2006-04-26UTC10:11:38</dc:date><dc:title>Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire</dc:title><dc:description>Don't worry! It wasn't a real squirrel! Oh, it was a person. Marcia Squirrel, 56, was stomped to death at her home in April 2005, and her body was set on fire. On Monday, jurors convicted her son, Ruben Warledo, 37, of one count each of first-degree ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8023/I+dunno%21"><dc:date>2006-04-04UTC08:56:32</dc:date><dc:title>I dunno!</dc:title><dc:description>Still got a lot to figure out in my head really... I have worked on just &quot;fun&quot; internet things for so long, I once thought that I only wanted to work on the music side of things, but it's a bit like a job in a sausage factory, no matter how much you ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4748/X-Files%3F%3F%3F"><dc:date>2006-03-07UTC02:31:07</dc:date><dc:title>X-Files???</dc:title><dc:description>Are you having a laugh? Some other good suggestions in there though, cheers... Also, because it might amuse you:I take by the fact I have no Million discs left you no longer want me as a player. Just say so and I will delete my account, as you have m... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4645/Still+no+Cure+tickets"><dc:date>2006-02-14UTC10:31:14</dc:date><dc:title>Still no Cure tickets</dc:title><dc:description>More went on sale just now for the Teenage Cancer Trust gig at the Albert Hall, but they must have sold out by the presale link yesterday. Looks like ebay is your best bet then.Today I'm mostly working on adding some social networking type stuff to p... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4596/Flipping+Big+Television"><dc:date>2006-02-05UTC10:23:56</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/television" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/plasma" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/john+lewis" /><dc:title>Flipping Big Television</dc:title><dc:description>After much deliberation, arguing, stress, and a pizza express to diffuse the tension, we got ourselves a TV. Not exactly the one we went in for, we were talked up very slightly, after comparing them side by side. We did see others that we liked more ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6489/lead+singer"><dc:date>2006-01-19UTC02:28:22</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>lead singer</dc:title><dc:description>My best friends step-uncle is the lead singer of hard fi. I aint into the music, but just wanted to let someone know. pretty cool thought.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4249/Habitat+Radius+Oak+Dining+Table"><dc:date>2005-12-06UTC09:32:09</dc:date><dc:title>Habitat Radius Oak Dining Table</dc:title><dc:description>More Habitat Radius Oak Furniture, this dining table. Far too big for us, and optimistically priced I'd say at £490. Got some new bargain offers from Amazon too, PSP Giga Pack with 4 games at £310, it'd be great if you could pick your own games, but ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3799/We%27re+BACK%21"><dc:date>2005-08-16UTC09:30:45</dc:date><dc:title>We're BACK!</dc:title><dc:description>Back in work today, the wedding was amazing. I have several days to catch up on here, but if you want to cut right to the chase, here's a picture of us:More wedding pictures here... The long weekend started on Wednesday, which I already kind of cover... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3661/Mind+the+gap"><dc:date>2005-07-19UTC09:24:52</dc:date><dc:title>Mind the gap</dc:title><dc:description>I must apologise for the break in service... following Thursdays trickery about Clare meeting me for lunch, as she says she was not alone, in the pub were my best man and some other friends, they got me blindingly drunk and we went to Barcelona. The ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3519/Best+Gigs+Ever"><dc:date>2005-06-08UTC12:25:51</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/student" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:title>Best Gigs Ever</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm, having no joy tracking down the full 100 of Time Out's best london gigs chart they did last issue, but prompted by a thread on PopExcellent I've had a think about my top five gigs... I'm sure I'll think of more later and strike these out...1. Bl... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2558/Timothys+wine+bar"><dc:date>2005-01-09UTC08:50:43</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tapas" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/spanish" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:title>Timothys wine bar</dc:title><dc:description>Timothys may have had some teething problems, but is now one of the best venues in Folkestone. I always get a warm and friendly welcome and the recent addition of a large choice of Tapas dishes are excellent.If you would like to learn more about wine...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2558/Timothys+wine+bar&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Timothys wine bar&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/25/36610194_67483589d7_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2558/Timothys+wine+bar&quot;&gt;Rated 4.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6329/Christian+Slater"><dc:date>2004-11-22UTC05:59:13</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/edinburgh" /><dc:title>Christian Slater</dc:title><dc:description>This was in August so a long time ago, I've got about 30/40 celebs that i haven't posted and now i can't be bothered, having seen Dennis / Richard on Friday hopefully i'll start up again now, i'm in a bit of a backlog.  Anyway, out of all of those th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2356/Best+place+to+be+a+parent"><dc:date>2004-11-22UTC11:19:19</dc:date><dc:title>Best place to be a parent</dc:title><dc:description>The Observer says Stokey is the best place to be a parent, aside from the smack, crack and stabbings I guess. Cheerier news from Folkestone, WiMAX trials in January, from someone called www.telabria.com, yeah Folkestone's where it's at baby! Can't wa... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2295/Weekend+update"><dc:date>2004-11-09UTC11:29:21</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cafe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coffee" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/garden" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wifi" /><dc:title>Weekend update</dc:title><dc:description>About time for a weekend update, all the things I didn't have time to write yesterday, if I can remember it all.I got in the bragging about the quiz, but just to remind you we were the &quot;Uptown Architects&quot;, as we couldn't think of a funny name, and th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2295/Weekend+update&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend update&quot; src=&quot;http://semstudio.co.uk/lavue/images/front_fs.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2295/Weekend+update&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1745/I+can%27t+believe+they+met+her+once"><dc:date>2004-07-21UTC12:43:51</dc:date><dc:title>I can't believe they met her once</dc:title><dc:description>and now she's their best friend, who they would die for... seriously, you need help.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1723/Keira"><dc:date>2004-07-18UTC04:53:10</dc:date><dc:title>Keira</dc:title><dc:description>I think keira is the most beautiful person in the world.And she is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. When I met her at the King Arthur world premiere after-party, she came up to me with a huge smile on her face and she was the swee... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7930/Led+Zeppelin"><dc:date>2004-05-17UTC12:23:49</dc:date><dc:title>Led Zeppelin</dc:title><dc:description>Got this message from a valued punter:If you love Zeppelin you must read my dad's book.  He was tour manager and security for the band.  Best friend of Peter Grant, Bonzo and the others. &quot;Leave It to Me&quot; by Don Murfet, available on Amazon, £7.99 barg... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1134/Shaun+of+the+Dead"><dc:date>2004-04-18UTC06:30:19</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/other" /><dc:title>Shaun of the Dead</dc:title><dc:description>Saw Shaun of the Dead at last, see www.romzom.com for more details on it... I am so glad it was as good as I'd hoped, and was surprised that as well as being funny and cool and a bit gory, there were also moving and sentimental bits. I had the slight... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar"><dc:date>2004-03-16UTC04:21:56</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tapas" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/spanish" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:title>Timothy's Wine Bar</dc:title><dc:description>Folkestone is in danger of becoming a culinary wasteland.  Sure, it has the usual collection of OKish Chinese, Indian and Pasta / Pizza joints.  But, with the exception of the cosy Kapetan Michales, you have to go to Sandgate or Hythe to get a half-d...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Timothy's Wine Bar&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/25/36610194_67483589d7_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar&quot;&gt;Rated 4.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7816/Million+Dead"><dc:date>2004-02-02UTC06:21:51</dc:date><dc:title>Million Dead</dc:title><dc:description>After releasing their 3rd single ‘I Am The Party’ off of their critically acclaimed debut album ‘A Song To Ruin’ (Integrity Records/Xtra MileRecordings), and a headline UK tour last year, Million Dead will be playing a few shows in February 2004.6th ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7817/Pop+Factory+Awards"><dc:date>2003-10-06UTC03:31:59</dc:date><dc:title>Pop Factory Awards</dc:title><dc:description>The Pop Factory are pleased to announce the nominations for this year’s Awards ceremony. Taking place on October 24th at the Pop Factory studios in Porth, South Wales, the Awards highlight the best up and coming talent from Wales, as well as establis... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/277/Lock+Stock"><dc:date>2003-09-11UTC10:38:41</dc:date><dc:title>Lock Stock</dc:title><dc:description>A pleasant evening in the Defoe, they have a new guest beer on called Lock Stock, it's a smashing deep red colour and tastes a bit of bitter chocolate. 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They were really into the show and were the first to give a standing ovation… then they ran ou... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5397/Jules%2C+Nikolai%2C+Mr.+Albert+Hammond+Jr."><dc:date>2002-10-15UTC07:13:04</dc:date><dc:title>Jules, Nikolai, Mr. Albert Hammond Jr.</dc:title><dc:description>It was this last Friday, (10.11.02), and my best friend Aisling and I had early classes that day, so we got to the venue at about 2:30ish to wait in line (the show was general admission).  Some nice girls offered to hold our spots in line (which form... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7570/Arse%21"><dc:date>2002-05-03UTC09:08:01</dc:date><dc:title>Arse!</dc:title><dc:description>Who's playing a huge outdoor show this Summer? Well, pretty much everyone really... but which band is also doing their show on the one day of the summer that we can't make? 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