<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1659/The+referee+needs+someone+else+to+abuse+him!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>The referee needs someone else to abuse him!</dc:title><dc:description>It still hurts just thinking about that game and that idiot.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4736/I+think+you%27d+get+to+him+via+The+Creative+Foundation"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>I think you'd get to him via The Creative Foundation</dc:title><dc:description>Their website is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.creativefoundation.org.uk&quot;&gt;creativefoundation.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;, good luck, I guess you're after some funding..?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5016/Steven+Pastel+%28him+of+the+Pastels%29"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Steven Pastel (him of the Pastels)</dc:title><dc:description>After a hard days shopping I was returning home on the above train and noticed a familiar face sitting in the same carriage as me. It turned out to be the Glaswegian Pop Pixie Stephen Pastel from the Pastels (who don't have any share value in PopEx, ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5201/Alistair+Stewart+%28Him+off+Police+Camera+ACTION!%29"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Alistair Stewart (Him off Police Camera ACTION!)</dc:title><dc:description>Approx. 20:30pm, Friday 16th March 2001 buying a chinese. Fuck knows what he was doing in Alresford. Anyway, he drives a rather nice T-reg Merck convertible (which he stalled!!!). My mate has photos of it which may come into use. This, by the way, is... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5328/P+Diddy+himself"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>P Diddy himself</dc:title><dc:description>This area is definitely posh enough for someone like Puff to be hanging out here, but I'm not sure it was really him... the smoking gun for the prosecution is that he was ON FOOT, not in a Limo... So probably it wasn't him.Sorry for wasting everyone'... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5979/Just+shouting+by+himself%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Just shouting by himself?</dc:title><dc:description>Like a mad tramp? Or shouting at someone?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6222/You+are+him"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>You are him</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6241/Sat+on+the+next+table+to+him"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Sat on the next table to him</dc:title><dc:description>I would have wrassled him to the ground screaming &quot;ROCKET MAN! ROCKET MAN!!!&quot;, I just know it...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6266/RE:+I+heard+a+rumour+about+him"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: I heard a rumour about him</dc:title><dc:description>Oh yes!...bad man.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6291/It+was+definitely+him"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>It was definitely him</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6320/I+heard+a+rumour+about+him"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>I heard a rumour about him</dc:title><dc:description>Ask the hair bear about it... adding him now!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6396/Never+heard+of+him..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Never heard of him...</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6413/RE:+Just+shouting+by+himself%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Just shouting by himself?</dc:title><dc:description>he was with someone, another mtv presenter the name of whom escapes me which is a shame as that's another spot I could have posted.  he was more like a tramp i'd say as he was just shouting at random people in the street as opposed to at someone spec... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6644/Ethan+Hawke+My+Arse..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/frank+black" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ethan+hawke" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/adam+and+joe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pixies" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camden+underworld" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pj+harvey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/kevin+shields" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/black+francis" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/adam+and+joe" /><dc:title>Ethan Hawke My Arse...</dc:title><dc:description>Last night was a FRANK BLACK EXTRAVAGANZA at Camden Underworld - not for us the heady delights of a full on Pixies Reunion, or even the rumoured appearance of Pixies guitarist Joey SanDytoksvig, it was an acoustic, show, just Frank and his guitar.He ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6677/Beck%3B+ready+to+ROCK!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Beck; ready to ROCK!</dc:title><dc:description>There may be lots of rumours about the new album, and he has been playing very folky material (his own and cover versions) at recent outings, but he's ready to show us what he's made of at the Rock In Rio festival next month...Beck joins the likes of... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7083/Want+to+fight+Fred+Durst%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/52" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Want to fight Fred Durst?</dc:title><dc:description>Is this the new PS2 game you can &quot;unlock&quot; Fred Durst in, and give him a good drubbing?Oh the joy to be had pummelling Fred Durst around the ring...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7334/Boy+Pop+gets+DANGEROUS"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Boy Pop gets DANGEROUS</dc:title><dc:description>Married pop singer RONAN KEATING is under armed guard right now after threats on his life... If it's a ploy by another pop star to keep him from the number one spot, it could all be in vain, he may not do it anyway...Musical Differences report that h... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7690/When+do+the+Macca+tickets+go+on+sale+then%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>When do the Macca tickets go on sale then?</dc:title><dc:description>My chums were just talking the other day about ticking off the big names gig style, and we said we'd have to see Paul McCartney when we next got the chance... and lo and behold a tour is announced! He's going to do a set chock full of Beatles tracks,... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7728/WRASSLE+HIM+TO+THE+GROUND!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/download" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/barfly" /><dc:title>WRASSLE HIM TO THE GROUND!</dc:title><dc:description>Just got a new press release about the Download festival, and it seems they're having WRESTLING![quote]Download will be a multi-stage event with bands performing non-stop from 11am straight through until 10.30pm on all stages.  Not only will Download... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9595/bless+him!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>bless him!</dc:title><dc:description>Lovely, good work you... No job yet for me here :-(PS the Brut is not for wearing, it's for selling on ebay... See this cool  Old Spice set:Got to use only bbcode for images and tags and things, not html here.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8713/Not+heard+of+him"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Not heard of him</dc:title><dc:description>Though I did go to two doctors whose surgeries were down Castle Street, a long time ago, I bet that surgery is a fabulous house again now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Welcome back, good holiday?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9157/You%27re+lucky+to+have+swum+with+him!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>You're lucky to have swum with him!</dc:title><dc:description>I'm sure I heard he's a bottlenose dolphin, now you and he are such close chums you should probably get the t-shirt... I swam with dolphins in Florida, at a conservation centre, they told us there not to approach them in the wild, but this one does s... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11129/I+met+him,+so+he%27s+my+friend"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ubuntu" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/linux" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rsync" /><dc:title>I met him, so he's my friend</dc:title><dc:description>See.Just emailed you, glad you are around:I have some kind of mounted network drive available on my ubuntu machine that 'is' my windows box. I can open a window to it, see the files in it etc, but I don't know how to find it from the command line... ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12146/Hey+I+know+him!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/radio" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bbc" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/matt+everitt" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/menswear" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/channelfly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/niall+doherty" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/matt+everitt" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/php" /><dc:title>Hey I know him!</dc:title><dc:description>Just looking at iplayer because Andrew Collins said so on his podcast, because two of his books appear in the screen shot type thing representing this episode of The Money Programme, and something LEAPS OUT AT ME! Someone I know. Hello Matt if you ha... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12459/Lionel+Richie+meet+and+greet!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lionel+richie" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/meet+and+greet" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/o2" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lionel+richie+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/holidayextras" /><dc:title>Lionel Richie meet and greet!</dc:title><dc:description>Nice to see something say &quot;meet and greet&quot; and it not be about airport parking for a change. BUY THESE TICKETS, barely half a grand, what a bargain!MEET &amp; GREET PACKAGE (Hospitality &amp; Private Meet with Lionel Richie)# Specially selected three-course ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13222/Brett+Anderson%27s+let+himself+go"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/suede" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/suede+reunion" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+sun" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/google" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/susan+boyle" /><dc:title>Brett Anderson's let himself go</dc:title><dc:description>Unflattering picture to illustrate the suede reunion story on google's search results this morning:Elegantly wasted glamour indeed.Latitude Festival 2012: Weekend in Suffolk12/07/12 &amp;pound;226.05 Henham Park Southwold tickets ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13376/Cool+MJ+Hibbett+is+in+Judge+Dredd"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mj+hibbett" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/judge+dredd" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/2000ad" /><dc:title>Cool MJ Hibbett is in Judge Dredd</dc:title><dc:description>MJ Hibbett is in Judge Dredd:A few people have said &quot;Are you sure it's not just a coincidence or something?&quot; And i say &quot;YES! I am COMPLETELY SURE!&quot; for LO! this story is written by the GRATE Mr Al Ewing who a) is surely the HEIR to writing Dredd come... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13545/Ozzy+possibly+has+a+DJ+supporting+him+tonight"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ozzy+osbourne" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/leas+cliff+hall" /><dc:title>Ozzy possibly has a DJ supporting him tonight</dc:title><dc:description>This from last.fm:Can't find anything about a support band anywhere, but apparently DJ Alexander Milas from Metal Hammer was the support for the Birmingham gig, and is also the support for the Oxford gig.... ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13675/Harry%27s+MMR+jab+today"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/harry" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mmr" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jab" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/innoculation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/brave+as+a+lion" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/measles" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mumps" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rubella" /><dc:title>Harry's MMR jab today</dc:title><dc:description>Harry was such a happy little boy when I left the house today, but someone's going to stab him with big needles and make him cry. I said to him it would be OK because he is as brave as a lion and he said ROAAARRR, so it's going to be OK.UPDATE: He's ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13777/Film+maker+using+time+travel+to+promote+himself!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/time+travel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/charlie+chaplin" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/george+clarke" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/1928" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/1920s" /><dc:title>Film maker using time travel to promote himself!</dc:title><dc:description>Heard this on the Shaun Keaveney show this morning, it's in the proper news though:I expect George Clarke is the time traveller himself, I think he is an ancestor of mine. Or do I mean descendent?... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ian-Gillan-Leas-Cliff-Hall/181.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Ian Gillan</dc:title><dc:description>Him from Deep Purple on a solo outing...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Derek-Acorah-Leas-Cliff-Hall/24687.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Derek Acorah</dc:title><dc:description>Is it the same people going to see him every year?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Steve-Coogan-The-Lyceum-Theatre/9319.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:title>Steve Coogan</dc:title><dc:description>Fairly bland sets of &lt;strong&gt;Tony Ferrino&lt;/strong&gt; and possibly &lt;strong&gt;Alan Partridge&lt;/strong&gt;, but warm up came from newcomer &lt;strong&gt;Simon Pegg&lt;/strong&gt;. Whatever happened to him?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Graham-Coxon-The-Garage/9324.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Graham Coxon</dc:title><dc:description>Excellent, good to see his &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=blur&quot; title=&quot;Amazon:  Blur&quot;&gt;Blur&lt;/a&gt; bandmates turning out to cheer him on the audience too, Damon was pogoing away like a goodun</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Placebo-Mean-Fiddler/9348.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Placebo</dc:title><dc:description>I went in late on a whim, missed the support, who might have been Deus.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frank-Black-Portsmouth-Pyramids/9882.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Frank Black</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;strong&gt;Pixies&lt;/strong&gt; frontman solo show, plus &lt;strong&gt;The Wannadies&lt;/strong&gt;. I met him and got some posters signed.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/David-Essex-Leas-Cliff-Hall/12838.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>David Essex</dc:title><dc:description>Howd, me clowse, down't let me gow, ow now. Hmm, am I making him sound brummy? How long before Leo Sayer is back at the LCH that's what I want to know...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Paddy-McGuinness-selling-fast-Leas-Cliff-Hall/13305.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Paddy McGuinness - selling fast</dc:title><dc:description>Yes, him from &quot;Phoenix Nights&quot; and &quot;Max and Paddy&quot;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chris-Addison-Quarterhouse/213886.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+quarter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+foundation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:title>Chris Addison</dc:title><dc:description>At last! Chris Addison is back with a brand new show of his critically acclaimed stand-up. Daftness! Whimsy! Jokes! Lies! Smartarsery! Flapping about!  All present and correct.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Lee-Hurst-Leas-Cliff-Hall/26327.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Lee Hurst</dc:title><dc:description>Back again so soon? I've seen him quite a lot, recommended, he used to compere at &lt;a class=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/wiki/wedgewood+rooms&quot;&gt;my local comedy club&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ian-Brown-Leas-Cliff-Hall/25554.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Ian Brown</dc:title><dc:description>Bit of an intimate show for him, and he will do &lt;strong&gt;Stone Roses&lt;/strong&gt; tunes...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/-In-Fertile-Grounds-art-exhibition-Chimerea-Gallery/33324.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gallery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shop" /><dc:title>(In) Fertile Grounds – art exhibition</dc:title><dc:description>Chimaera Gallery,  Tontine Street,  Folkestone   In my current practice I am interested in the embodiment of the feminine within the art of abstract painting.   The work flickers between abstraction and figurative and the use of high octane colour as... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Christmas-Exhibition-Chimerea-Gallery/30916.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gallery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shop" /><dc:title>Christmas Exhibition</dc:title><dc:description>now on until Saturday 6th January 2008  Venue: Chimaera Gallery, 42 Tontine Street, Folketsone  Time: Gallery opens Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday 10.30am – 4pm and Friday and Saturday 10.30am – 5pm   Chimaera is showing its Christmas exhibition ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-Live-Leas-Cliff-Hall/31369.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Frankie Boyle Live</dc:title><dc:description>Him from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=mock+the+week&quot; title=&quot;Google for  Mock The Week&quot;&gt;Mock The Week&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chimaera-Gallery-Chimerea-Gallery/31625.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gallery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shop" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Chimaera Gallery</dc:title><dc:description>will reopen following a short period of closure for building maintenance works.   The first Group Exhibition will feature the work of Maiuko, one of Chimaera's Directors.   The main room will also be showing the work of many other local artists...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Exhibition-Transition-Chimerea-Gallery/31807.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gallery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shop" /><dc:title>Exhibition - Transition</dc:title><dc:description>Artist: Deborah Crofts  Venue:  Chimaera Gallery,  42 Tontine Street, Folkestone  Open Wed – Sun, or by appointment T:01303-211621  For further info:     		 		 		 		</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Art-Exhibition-by-various-artists-Chimerea-Gallery/32754.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gallery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shop" /><dc:title>Art Exhibition by various artists</dc:title><dc:description>– with featured artist:                 Wendy van Halderen Moss  Chimaera Gallery, 42 Tontine Street, Folkestone.                   		 		 		 		</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/She-Him-Koko/220086.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>She & Him</dc:title><dc:description>15.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Across-The-Deep-Blue-Sea-Quarterhouse/213983.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+quarter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+foundation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:title>Across The Deep Blue Sea</dc:title><dc:description>A tiny boat, a little lost man and the great wide ocean. How did he get there, how can he get home, and why do those fish keep biting him on the bottom!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/unplugged-With-Rob-Himself-Rainham-Oasthouse/221542.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>unplugged With Rob Himself</dc:title><dc:description>Rock - No under 16's - No ID no Alcohol. doors 7.30pm &amp;pound;3.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chimaira-in-Bristol-O2-Academy-Bristol/227104.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Chimaira in Bristol</dc:title><dc:description>64.90</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chimaira-in-Manchester-Manchester-university/227105.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/university" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/student" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Chimaira in Manchester</dc:title><dc:description>64.90</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chimaira-in-Liverpool-O2-Academy-Liverpool/227106.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Chimaira in Liverpool</dc:title><dc:description>64.90</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/-quot-Celebration-quot-a-new-exhibition-at-Chimaera-/230571.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>&quot;Celebration&quot; - a new exhibition at Chimaera</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Richard-Durrants-Christmas-Guitar-Recital-Gulbenkian-Theatre/231301.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/student" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Richard Durrants Christmas Guitar Recital</dc:title><dc:description>A Whimsy Musical Voyage With Son Et-Lumiere. 7.45pm &amp;pound;14 &amp;pound;12</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Ukulele-Gangstas-Lanterns/233055.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Ukulele Gangstas</dc:title><dc:description>+ The High Priest &amp; The Brotherhood + Belingo. Him &amp; Her + DJ Orpheus + DJ Mr Blue &amp; Friends + DJ Pexter ++. 8pm - 3am &amp;pound;7.50 Adv. &amp;pound;10 door</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Creative-Eclectic-The-Ukulele-Gangsters-Lanterns/233060.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Creative Eclectic: The Ukulele Gangsters</dc:title><dc:description>The High Priest &amp;amp; The Brotherhood + Belingo + Him &amp;amp; Her + Orpheus (2) + Mr Blue + Guest DJs + DJ Pexter</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Steve-Boltz-Bolton-/234879.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Steve 'Boltz' Bolton</dc:title><dc:description>(just google him). 8-11pm Free. new</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chimaira-in-Oxford-O2-Academy-2-Oxford/241742.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Chimaira in Oxford</dc:title><dc:description>90.20</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>
