<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11568/VW+Beetle+%22van%22+for+sale"><dc:date>2008-09-11UTC08:53:48</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vw" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vw+van" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vw+beetle" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/beetle" /><dc:title>VW Beetle "van" for sale</dc:title><dc:description>Check this out, a VW Beetle that looks like a van. Can I buy it please, the wife?... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30"><dc:date>2008-06-10UTC01:38:58</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/church" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</dc:title><dc:description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10381/RE%3A+Dolphins+in+Sandgate%21"><dc:date>2007-08-06UTC11:00:24</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Dolphins in Sandgate!</dc:title><dc:description>Ive seen the dolphin/s on several occasions/visits to sandgate,but yesterday was amazing!i was swimming out to one of the yellow bouys,there were two canoes around,when suddenly a huge dolphin(dave?)came toward me,blew out air and swam all around me,... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6395/Ralph+Brown"><dc:date>2005-05-31UTC03:01:25</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Ralph Brown</dc:title><dc:description>Ralph Brown was  on my flight to Dublin on Friday, wearing a massive yellow cowboy hat. I leaned over the back of his seat and spat lines from Withnail and I at him all the way there.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2887/Mellow+Yellow"><dc:date>2005-03-18UTC12:08:33</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:title>Mellow Yellow</dc:title><dc:description>Oh it's not just bands from the 80s that come to Folkestone, now we're going back to the 1960's Donovan comes to Folkestone on the 12th of May. He's Shaun Ryder's father in law you know....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2887/Mellow+Yellow&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Mellow Yellow&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2887/Mellow+Yellow&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2725/get+osx+on+it%21"><dc:date>2005-02-11UTC11:01:40</dc:date><dc:title>get osx on it!</dc:title><dc:description>osx will sort out all these problems. if you cant get hold of that, download and install linux (yellowdog or debian) - it'll run pretty nicely on an imac.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2389/"><dc:date>2004-11-28UTC12:45:52</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>Goldie lookin chain's 'Your mother's got a penis' uses the sample from 'Behind the Mask' by Yellow Magic Orchestra! Eric Clapton covered the track. The track was originally a Yellow Magic Orchestra song written by Ryuichi Sakamoto, and it's from the ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1542/Summer+has+barely+started..."><dc:date>2004-06-04UTC01:04:59</dc:date><dc:title>Summer has barely started...</dc:title><dc:description>... but I'm fed up with Brazil already. That's probably the worst thing that can happen to a country: getting all this hype from all the wrong places. By September people will associate Brazil with cheap (or overpriced), but definitely green-and-yell... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1442/Moulage+is+cool"><dc:date>2004-05-15UTC09:23:01</dc:date><dc:title>Moulage is cool</dc:title><dc:description>because for $549.99 you can get:1 Foreign Body Protrusion 1 Eyeball 1 Eviscerated Intestines 1 Each - small, medium and large lacerations 1 Each - Compound fractured tibia, humerus and femur 1 Each - Small and large sepsis wounds 1 Avulsion 2 Crushed... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1077/Chambers+Beer+Festival"><dc:date>2004-03-29UTC06:37:49</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mexican" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chilli" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/quiz" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cafe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coffee" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pool" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/quiz" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/darts" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegan" /><dc:title>Chambers Beer Festival</dc:title><dc:description>Folkestone's finest boozatorium, The Chambers is holding an &quot;Easter Ales Festival&quot; over the Easter weekend (Thursday 8th - Sunday 11th April). They're planning to offer eight guest real ales, four guest ciders, and live jazz and blues every evening.T...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1077/Chambers+Beer+Festival&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Chambers Beer Festival&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/56/129479951_df7576bf79_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1077/Chambers+Beer+Festival&quot;&gt;Rated 8.7/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/942/Snow%21"><dc:date>2004-02-24UTC11:50:04</dc:date><dc:title>Snow!</dc:title><dc:description>Snow again today, though it's not brought traffic chaos - I'd like to think the traffic chaos in Stokey has some how summoned the snow. When Manor Road was closed for five months for resurfacing (or whatever), they missed a prime opportunity to paint... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/681/Back+to+work"><dc:date>2003-12-29UTC10:57:49</dc:date><dc:title>Back to work</dc:title><dc:description>We have to have a security guard in over the christmas period as there are so few people about, I was hoping for a minute there he wasn't going to let me in... other than that no problems getting to work today.Played a bit of SSX 3 and Return of the ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/530/Oystercard+update"><dc:date>2003-11-17UTC02:35:52</dc:date><dc:title>Oystercard update</dc:title><dc:description>Aha, just going through my mails (250 spams over the weekend that got through Yahoo's spam filter), and found that this was sent sometime on Saturday... so it looks like it takes 24 hours for an order to go through:The products you ordered through th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/343/Science+Museum+Again"><dc:date>2003-10-05UTC05:05:41</dc:date><dc:title>Science Museum Again</dc:title><dc:description>Went to the Lord of the Rings exhibition at the Science Museum at last, and it's over-priced-merchandise-TASTIC! Good to see the costumes and the props up close, to see the quality of them and the detail that went into them. Wasn't overly impressed b... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/336/The+things+you+see+when+you+don%27t+have+your+camera"><dc:date>2003-10-03UTC08:26:20</dc:date><dc:title>The things you see when you don't have your camera</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm, actually it was only a crane on a truck picking up a car to paint double yellow lines under it, but it looked sort of cool. More double yellows are muchly needed along Manor Road, it's not really wide enough to be a bus route with cars parked ei... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/313/Oyster+Card+PARANOIA"><dc:date>2003-09-22UTC06:48:36</dc:date><dc:title>Oyster Card PARANOIA</dc:title><dc:description>Talking about the weather seems to be a tradition on the weblogs, I've seen a lot of people have links to &quot;times they've mentioned the weather&quot; etc, how odd. Anyway, where the bloody hell did that rain come from? And me without a jacket today. It pla... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/58/Stoke+Newington+Action"><dc:date>2003-05-14UTC04:19:26</dc:date><dc:title>Stoke Newington Action</dc:title><dc:description>No Stokey action for several days now, stayed in last night, tonight going to Highbury Garage for *cough* some band *cough* because Corporation:Blend are supporting and a chum is involved in some managerial way...On the bus on the way in this morning... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5337/Tara+Palmer+Tompkinson"><dc:date>2001-10-15UTC12:20:43</dc:date><dc:title>Tara Palmer Tompkinson</dc:title><dc:description>The Queens is a pub where we were having a lunch swifty, she pulled up outside and left her Maserati on the double yellows while enjoying bangers and mash with a young friend on the next table.She dished out her business card to us before she left - ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7127/Vegetable+Flava"><dc:date>2001-09-05UTC03:51:49</dc:date><dc:title>Vegetable Flava</dc:title><dc:description>Which peppers are best, red or green? Red pepper sweetness, or green pepper crunchiness?None of your &quot;ooh yellow&quot; fence sittery, or clever &quot;Red Hot Chili Pepper&quot; nonsense either, just come right out with it, in our poll...A copy of Pure Flava (featur... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5060/Jon+Coghill+%28Cogsy%29"><dc:date>2001-08-12UTC05:15:14</dc:date><dc:title>Jon Coghill (Cogsy)</dc:title><dc:description>A friend of mine actually spotted him.  He was in Rockinghorse, on the second level, buying a CD.  The identity of the CD is as yet unkown, but it was all yellow, most probably ...Art by fellow brisbane artists Regurgitator.  He looks younger in real... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5119/Pat+Davern"><dc:date>2001-07-29UTC10:35:55</dc:date><dc:title>Pat Davern</dc:title><dc:description>Backstage at the festival, Pat and his friends were smoking cigarettes by the toilet. Pat was wearing a yellow baseball cap and looked like a young boy, even though he is a mature adult. I think he was drinking Jack and Coke from a can and he watched... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6872/Some+REVIEWS"><dc:date>2001-02-23UTC04:35:51</dc:date><dc:title>Some REVIEWS</dc:title><dc:description>South - Paint The Silence (single)Starting off a bit like Doves, yeah yeah, then a bit of Beta Band creeps in, then before you realise it, we have the Stone Roses! They're not copyists or anything, but this title track has a massive loopy, dopey, dru... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5243/Bloke+of+Yellow+Pages+advert"><dc:date>2000-11-07UTC01:06:29</dc:date><dc:title>Bloke of Yellow Pages advert</dc:title><dc:description>shopping, presumably. On Monday 6th November. I managed to just resist the temptation to walk up to him and say &quot;you do not want to know what they have done to your bathroom&quot; plus on reflection, I kind of wish I had. Not sure if he'd have been that i... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6591/Worlds+best+acts+in+%22all+rubbish%22+shocker..."><dc:date>2000-10-17UTC10:21:46</dc:date><dc:title>Worlds best acts in "all rubbish" shocker...</dc:title><dc:description>In surely the most blandest list of &quot;bests&quot; ever seen, ever, Coldplay dominate the Q Awards 2000 nominationsThey're up for Best Single for Yellow, Best Album for Parachutes and Best New Act for Uh, just being them, and being sort of new...Blah blah b... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6567/Radiohead+sneaky+weirdness..."><dc:date>2000-10-06UTC10:31:17</dc:date><dc:title>Radiohead sneaky weirdness...</dc:title><dc:description>Read this today on uk-indie:If you dismantle the [Kid A] CD case you will find a hidden booklet!!!!  If you find it look towards the back, there's a scary yellow faced geezer that looks the spit of Terry Wogan... how bizarre.  The artwork inside is q... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7358/Coldplay+at+Barfly+yesterday"><dc:date>2000-08-02UTC03:28:18</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coldplay" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/barfly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/barfly+sessions" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coldplay+gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coldplay+concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coldplay+at+barfly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coldplay+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camden" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camden+monarch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camden+barfly" /><dc:title>Coldplay at Barfly yesterday</dc:title><dc:description>Coldplay yesterday were GRATE, and also the singer is just like Gaz Top, off TV. They did half a dozen songs at the Barfly (Camden Monarch), in a special, that's going out on Channel Four next month, as already mentioned lots of times... 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