Social media is rubbish

These career prospects are small...

More of my notes from FOWA 2009

Hot day in London

Elon Musk buying Twitter

The inbetween time

I tried to buy a new hoodie from nike.com

Fun online auctions that are not costing me anything

No you spilled wine on the new sofa

More car fun

Oh someone wants to buy my twitter username

Fixed my SVG preview images

Groundhog day

The difference between New Zealand and UK government

Well into the last week before christmas

No run today did not sleep well

Spoke too soon on the solidness of the bunk beds

Swimming seems to be the new running

Running with a pace setter today went as well as expected

Heavy rain today

I have a theory about the massive glacier melt in Antarctica

New pub day

Happy anniversary @ Electric Ballroom 2020

PopEx is ALIVE!

Comedy from home

Oh good my twitter card image preview worked

Hot run

Someone is trying to hack my new popbitch thing

On the run again

Who still uses the twitter anyway?

I thought this week off was going to be a proper skive...

Oh just realised I can do a bit more with IFTTT

Ah ifttt image post to twitter from strava doesn' work because...

I can automate my running related posts even further...

Lots of emails from the twitter suddenly

Awesome guide to British pubs

Amazing SEO skills from Boris Johnson (remember he lied in front of a bus)

Beetle insured for another year

Last day of the summer holiday

I have taken a punt on an AyeGear hoodie

Forgot I had the twitter account @ticketbot

Bonus exercise today

"The print reinvention has helped us to attract a range of cover stars that the previous paid-for magazine could only have dreamed of"

I like to think @plinytweet is really Stewart Lee @ Leicester Square Theatre 2018

Celebrity Alive Pool 2017

Hmm twitter auth is messing about

Surely not the only person with these comedian pictures today

Fitbit got in touch about my missing fitbit

The diggers are back on the beach this week

The pound is doing well then

Really enjoying these pictures of old Stokey

100% of the traffic to this website is robot spam

Next step for page speed I can remove even more messing about

Not so sure about the new MagPi raspberry pi mag

Brexit is a stupid choice

If it was internet connected I might have one...

Chambers Easter Ales Festival @ Chambers 2016

I'll have a look at lunch!

Next-level marital trolling

Spent the afternoon in the Harp @ The Harp Bar 2016

Got the sense hat reporting on the new audio player

There ain't no party like a... DUCT TAPE party?

Swimming today

The Independent @Independent People are sharing images of what Corbyn and Cameron were up to in the 80s http://i100.io/eX0UDQF

I had half planned to go to London tonight to see LetLuce @ Soho Theatre 2015

Day three of not not drinking

Clare had an idea to raise some money today

Edinburgh Fringe on BBC One Show

The Labour party has gone mental

Third day at Edinburgh Fringe

Best thing I saw at Edinburgh Fringe: LetLuce in "Sea Men (A Naval Tale)" @ The Caves and The Rowantree 2015

Homeward bound

Strange errors with php tonight

Lions and dentists and stuff

Think I have properly sped up this site today

Oh, I already did... @ Kipps' Ale House 2015

Dr Legumes Secret Dinner Club @ Beano's Vegetarian Cafe Bar 2015

Booze run to Calais good, despite eurotunnel

Am I the best at photoshop or what?

Remember this one? @ Birmingham National Indoor Arena 2015

Of course it's not a Banksy

Pub review: The Golden Lion @ The Golden Lion 2015

Chambers Easter Ales Festival on again - will I miss it again? @ Chambers 2015

Looks like I can follow tomorrow's dinner progress

Worst eclipse ever

AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.

I think that BBC video is slowing the page right down

The future thanks me for my ecological work

My eye is still swollen @ Follies 2015

How's my brewing?

Vegetarian / vegan supper club at Follies 22nd March @ Follies 2015

The brownies turned out nicely

Vegan cherry chocolate brownies

Ebay parcel posted

This is a great read from 2007

The new Banksy @ The Fountain 2014

Indie weekender for old gits

Hackathon

Hot Salvation coffee + music opens tomorrow (22nd Nov) @ Hot Salvation 2014

Free beer at the Firkin Alehouse today @ Firkin Alehouse 2014

Family tree updates

Phew the Banksy is back

Just figured my "reply" links aren't working very well

Reinstated my arduino lightwaverf tweeter

Richard Osman looks even more of a giant than he actually is in this picture

There's a lightwaverf breaking firmware update on the way

Supper club, in Folkestone? @ Follies 2014

Trying to get Clare to be "guest blogger" here

Was that the Goldie Lookin' Chain on Radio 4..?

The site has sped up a lot since I moved to a new server

Solar powered shed computer are go!

Robot butler update

This Leon Brittan story is great

Surprise working from home

Were these sweets made just for me?

Please do not hack my washing machine

Night of the arduino

My sniff tweeter needs rework

Bad press for the Lysses House Hotel

I never did mention my DIY automated blinds here

My Arduino smells

Vows skeleton test generator update

Hot again today

Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment

And twitter authentication is back again

Average weight of a web page by content type

Number two son woke early, but then when back to sleep again @ Chambers 2013

Practical uses for my magnetic door contact texter / tweeter

Arduino sms sender (and chickenpox)

HUMAX HDR1000S hack

Fifty shades of hack (IKEA lampshade hack)

Got my Pi on!

I have removed most of the old code from the site now

Test

Welcome to Folkestone Gerald

If your pub / restaurant / cafe / venue has a twitter account, let me know @ Totally Jazz 2012

modem status: ppp server down

Last night I dreamt that I died!

Back better

Clare will like this one

The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 90

Hey Folkestone Library @kentlibrary, Twitter has suggestions for you!

Chambers jubilee bank holiday quiz @ Chambers 2012

Helping you with clebdaque experience

Hey Hey 16k

Mad Dremel skills

Maybe I'll get a watch for the first time in twenty years or so

The Appside mentions popex today

Yummy GoGo

Hey I said I was going to make a music pie

Internet meat up

The new telly rocks

Cloud move is still holding its own

Going to Southsea Fest next Saturday @ Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms 2011

Noticed people talking about Public Enemy on the twitter @ Avon Park Raceway 2011

Great time delay video of the skies over Tottenham

Beano's vegetarian cafe / restaurant! @ Beano's Vegetarian Cafe Bar 2011

Sexual assault in Folkestone

RE: An email from Lorna Winslow - 14389

The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 76

Folkestone Fringe update

And no olympics tickets for us either

A Suede holiday @ Brixton Academy 2011

Got a new mobile phone arriving tomorrow

Forbrydelson was awesome

Pendulum DJing in Folkestone this weekend? @ Onyx 2011

@darknessactual actual news coming soon!

Aha Jolsons / The Party Bar to reopen @ The Party Bar 2011

Which Folkestone bar is to reopen then? @ Gate 28 2011

MJ Hibbett's Totally Acoustic with Jenny Lockyer (again) @ The Lamb 2011

My celebrity life, and my celebrity friends and neighbours

Good stuff today

Give blood

My butt is frozen

Phone controlled beer cannon

Christ on a bike @ Leicester Square Theatre 2011

New restaurants in Folkestone Harbour

MJ Hibbett and the Validators Christmas newsletter @ The Lamb 2010

Freezing here again today

rake cucumber:wip

Max's House

this.map(function ... is undefined

oops there's a bug in twitter's new t.co url shortener then

The dining table I wanted, in what looks suspiciously like our dining room

Mysql vs Nosql video

Semi fiascous weekend

Facebooker::AdapterBase::UnableToLoadAdapter (Facebooker::AdapterBase::UnableToLoadAdapter)

Pepysbitch

Lots going on at the Cheesegrater over the bank holiday @ Quarterhouse 2010

A chum is looking for a full time web monkey

Cordelia and Justin, together at last

Who are you @itsmeperkykhaye ? STOP MESSAGING ME

Anyone got a spare ticket for Kent beer festival? @ Merton Farm 2010

there's twitter marketing for you

RE: I got a broken fridge hh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, ooo I got a broken fridge - 13585

Linden Lea closing? @ Linden Lea 2010

Puzzles du jour

Maybe I can make a shed out of a barrel...

6 Music gains listeners

RE: In case there's anyone reading the blog but not the twitter... - 13448

In case there's anyone reading the blog but not the twitter... @ Leas Cliff Hall 2010

Anyone know of a Folkestone venue in the '80s called Peter Pipers? @ Pipers Nightclub 2010

Forthcoming Lone Star Comedy Club events @ Lanterns 2010

twitter annotations

Wait a moment...

Done some work on simplifying and speeding up my google maps

Cool MJ Hibbett is in Judge Dredd

Popbitch at Camden Crawl @ The Cuban (Camden) 2010

More vino

Snow joke getting in today

Instant Karma's gonna get you

New and Events at Number Eleven restaurant, The Old High Street, Folkestone @ Number 11 2010

Big Boys Breakfast

Has Sandgate Bar Vasa closed? @ Costa 2010

What did they move the station for?

I never do anything interesting with my 10-15 minutes of free computer time

Out of work already, a prematurely happy new year to you all @ Chambers 2009

Last post before Christmas

Find Good Beer Guide Pubs on your iPhone / iPod Touch

#uksnow CT20 4/10

So busy it's giving me a headache @ Gurkha Palace 2009

http://bit.ly/7cZ6mg WHOOP! KISS play Wembley 13/05/10 \m/ How much list price do you reckon for the most expensive tickets? @ Wembley Arena 2009

http://bit.ly/7kamYW RT @jodiedoubleday I starbucks with the enemy... Not my enemy, the band http://yfrog.com/4gpltj @ Leas Cliff Hall 2009

ah man having done 90 mins of ripping of that vid I think it's going to crash without saving it :-( http://bit.ly/6DF15

X-Factor rejects at Chicago Rock in Fareham @ Chicago Rock Cafe 2009

Trying to avoid thinking about work for a whole hour

ah forgot to attach my own take on that here http://bit.ly/3qzm0r

Swine Flu Essentials

I'm just waiting for the call

Someone's using my amazon greasemonkey script

http://bit.ly/dnVY5 AND no, payday radio purchase did not arrive yet. Neither did the high chair.

http://bit.ly/DktM5 will my payday radio purchase arrive today? Hope so!

http://bit.ly/3K8ChU JOBS! GET YOUR JOBS HERE! http://www.holidayextras.co.uk/recruitment/information.html remember to mention me!

@pauly http://bit.ly/3K8ChU JOBS! GET YOUR JOBS HERE! http://www.holidayextras.co.uk/recruitment/information.html remember to mention me!

@pauly http://bit.ly/3ZKJuK How long will it be before bitly codes start with a letter again? That's how long until their api is fixed

@pauly http://bit.ly/1ovrX5#m13021 ignore me they have one here http://bit.ly/3OPjxk

@pauly http://bit.ly/1erUpb testing

Tweeting this post / gig / venue

What DAB radio IPOD dock should I get?

@pauly @hpoom ah got the hash bit wrong anyway I meant http://www.folkestonegerald.com#e172373 or http://www.folkestonegerald.com#v45

RT @lonestarcomedy Next up - Comedy and Mexican food at Escondido Sandgate 12th November. 01303 246246 to book. @pauly #e172373 #v45

Came home for lunch today, and the boy slept right through it

I went to the zoo today @ Lympne Castle 2009

@collingsa and @herring1967 "live" "podcast" today

The most famous person I know

@pauly #e156436 testing my reply to gig on twitter thing

@pauly #e130532 wot time does the groups start playin in the music festival 2day

Where do we complain about twitter being down then?

Hevy fest: GOOD @ Brockhill Cafe 2009

SPOTTED: Grant Nicholas out of Feeder @ Burlington 2009

Cool baby grows @ Folkestone Harbour 2009

There's always a huge death rumour on Glastonbury weekend @ O2 Arena 2009

Glastonwhat? @ Glastonbury 2009

Special offer on Lone Star Comedy tickets @ Lanterns 2009

Blur warmup at Rough Trade East RIGHT NOW!

Anyone know of any official twitter accounts for *places* in Folkestone?

@pauly #m12701 great picture, looks sweet, Hope everything is going well. :)

New picture

Boy's birth by twitter

Not sure twitter comedy club is really working

Congratulations :-) @pauly #m12693

Sailors show THEY ARE skills on land as well as sea?

Got a twitter feed for your pub / cafe / hotel? @ Burlington 2009

Number 11 new menu and website @ Number 11 2009

Folkestone Library / Amazon plugin @ Folkestone Library 2009

A nice cup of TEA

That's why blog -> twitter wasn't working

Emergency trip to hospital! @ Gurkha Palace 2009

@pauly #m12590 thanks for posting that pauly http://bit.ly/7u8RB

Damn dirty carnivores

Got our Ricky Gervais tickets, 8th October @ Portsmouth Guildhall 2009

@pauly #m12603 woo hoo cannot wait to see the walls sweating Al passing out and everyone on tables.

Lot of fuss on twitter today

Anyone got anything to say about Folkestone that doesn't involve machetes?

Woo a glut of retweets!

Twitter success

WEIRD non news story about ASDA

Gail Olding Exhibition at George's House Gallery @ Georges House Gallery 2009

Tres Drole @hpoom

Nice day in Canterbury (and FWOTD) @ The Jackdaw 2009

When did twitter stop shortening urls automatically? @ Folkestone Library 2009

Hmm will try and stop posting those big long links, sorry

The Whole World Cafe closed because... @ Home Ground 2009

Folkestone Festival! @ Folkestone Festival site 2009

Cheers Musically daily bulletin @ Leas Cliff Hall 2009

Rise of the idiots

@itchypaws @pauly #m12494 cheers for all the tips, will be following your advice. Got a thermometer like that already.

Woo #twitkit released an update at the weekend

@pauly #m12481 To answer myself, just driven past especially, and YES Chambers Easter Festival is on this weekend! So going there tonight!

Go on share your opinions

RE: I think it's fair to say Mr Tomlinson DID have contact with police before he died! - 12479

Flutter, a mockumentary

I think it's fair to say Mr Tomlinson DID have contact with police before he died!

Who has the most Twitter followers in Folkestone?

Star Trek thing

Who are we meant to assume MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER is then? @ Bush Hall 2009

New Twitter ticket service @ Hyde Park 2009

Stuff I like today

Twitter coming back to UK mobile phones

Leas Lift demo today at 4pm

Lots of Folkestone twittering now!

Blogging suffering as a direct result of twitter

You can now reply or post reviews here using Twitter

@pauly #m12420 yawn bored of people complaining they have been caught picking their nose or being caught somewhere they weren't supposed 2b.

Big old fire in London

Heading to London in a bit

holidaybot

twfeed.js - twitter feed javascript badge / widget you can use for free

RE: Bar Vasa moving to Tontine Street? - 12245

Went back to Escondido on Saturday @ Escondido 2009

Bar Vasa moving to Tontine Street? @ Costa 2009

Weaow! Weaow! Weaow! Ch-chik-chik-chik

Just discovered #near:Fareham

Happy 1234567890!

Aha Dave says smesher.com is already doing this

Test post

Thinking of starting on twitter again

The Death of Twitter

Popbitch got Twitter (or is that Twitter got Popbitch?)

RE: Canterbury Twitter chatter kicking off - 10943

Canterbury Twitter chatter kicking off

Twitter

Jaiku's joining Google