I get up when I want, when parkrun is cancelled
Trump definitely suing the BBC for a billion dollars then
I knew I didn't even write up Singapore...
Taskmaster at Glastonbury this year
Disappointed in my unconcious use of AI there
Google are gaming me like Duolingo are gaming me
What is the best district of Budapest for first timers?
Latest Glastonbury packing list then
Donald Trump walks into a bar...
Three long term @todos nearly @todone
What is the rule when the headline is a question?
Singapore day three - Universal Studios
AC/DC weekender part one: Turnhout @ festivalpark stenehei 2024
Are the flats in Bar Vasa being downgraded?
Horrible weather for a parkrun
Got the christmas decs out of the loft
Came third in the quiz on Friday
Will Docker start doing real ale? @ Docker. Taphouse 2023
I've had my phone for two years now
First Home Assistant automation worked
Woke up with less of a hangover than I might
Wow hearing the Inn Doors is closed until further notice
All is quiet on new years day @ Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms 2023
We have sickness in the house again
22,000 pages on this site are not indexed by the google
I wished I head an heat pump tumble dryer, and it came true
Midlife Eurotour part thirteen - Sorrento that I forgot to write up
Feeling fine @ The King And Queen 2022
Midlife Eurotour part two - Brussels
Where are the smart humane mouse traps?
That was your longest walk on Strava
Only twenty-seven days until pay day @ Barfly 2022
Runuary day twenty-four @ London Astoria 2022
The beetle knows I was looking at electric replacements
Venice Parkrun @ Leas Cliff Hall 2021
No-one wants to fix the beetle
Another weekend, another ambulance
Good exercise, bad cryptocurrency @ Three Mariners 2021
Was just about to post my daily complaint...
Remember last time I said I was going straight to A&E..?
Might have figured out why Phoscon / Deconz thinks my bulbs are sockets
No joy with the phoscon app or deconz api so far
One out of hospital, one in hospital
Will I get something to entertain me in half term delivered in time?
More shopping, need new scales
Not sounding good for my new running shoes
IKEA Tradfri scenes good, but...
Had to finally abandon my secret plan
Progress of sorts on the PS5 too
I tried in the Strava-art work challenge, really I did
Tesco charity run challenge day five
Disappointing takeaway from Market Square
We have higher speed internets
Have I fixed my wifi issues at last?
I figured out how to stop the coronavirus spreading
Slight tweak to the clever iframe inlining
Getting the robot butler to talk to my IKEA lights
Ah ifttt image post to twitter from strava doesn' work because...
Did not sleep so well last night
Rail replacement bus service changes our weekend plans
Thought my new phone was arriving today
Epic excursion to Bristol @ The Seagull 2019
Would I recommend the IKEA Symfonisk lamps..?
Took today's parkrun too seriously
Finally got my Symfonisk lamps ordered
My music stats are being messed with
Those nervous days waiting for premium bonds money to go in
Birthday weekender: the journey
New chilli box from Flaming Licks
The paint more or less worked out ok
I have the home automation back up and running again
Enjoying this solar powered website
Mobile-first indexing enabled for clarkeology.com
Added lots of features to my holiday reminder
First version of my holiday packing reminder calendar is UP!
Time to start packing for another little trip
Gitlab is moving from Microsoft Azure to Google Cloud Platform
Up early for work rather than running
Hmm now I am hosting this on S3 should I host my own images again
Hmm a third of my traffic is error 404
Top tips for a faster Jekyll build
I just got a fake email from HMRC
Google home has stopped playing Radio 4
Photo of Mary Davison (1876 - ??)
Still figuring out the Amazon Echo myself
IKEA are going smart light crazy
I have fixed both my security cameras
What Dr Google has to say about shingles
Absolutely booted it down with rain last night
I went on a RIB ride across the Solent
Impressive freebie from the Magpi this month
I have simplified the star ratings
Saxon shield making went really well
"New" event modifiers in my lightwaverf google calendar home automation
Bathroom fan has gone, it's getting a bit foggy in there
First attempt at a lego mosaic
Google weather says we're due snow tomorrow
Thick frost on the car this morning
Google broke my home automation
Festive but foggy day out on Saturday
The most interesting bar of the night was a shop
Prosecco in Little Johnny Russell's
Next stop, confused, was it The Kings?
Was thinking I'd like some vintage car window stickers for the Beetle
Hunters Inn menu from the 1980s @ Hunters Inn 2016
Good birthday weekend for Number two son
Reminds me I think I saw a Street View filming the other day
Really enjoying these pictures of old Stokey
Big Premier Inn breakfast and off to the Tower of London
Can I share images like this? @ Spice Cottage 2016
Done some more work on the website
Google have fixed the error they were reporting
Guess where we went today? @ Dreamland 2016
Confusing page mentioning our James Cole Clarke here
Boys doing their best standing still for a photo
Suspicious scrape of the pages I've just been testing
Error in google webmaster tools
UFO on the beach this morning!
Hmm "550 High probability of spam"
Clare and the boys went to Deal Castle today @ Keep House Tea Room 2016
Wileyfox Swift seems ok so far
Twenty years ago today I was at Reading Festival @ Reading Festival 2016
One of my raspberry pi's is off grid now
Styling for those little calendar pages to the left
Folkestone fire station open day today @ Follies 2016
Looks like Vic Reeves was off to Richard Herring's podcast show @ Leicester Square Theatre 2016
Lovely birthday trip to London @ The Nags Head 2016
This is how nicely the boys stand still for photos
Twenty years ago today I was at Phoenix Festival @ Long Marston Airfield 2016
A huge walking day on Saturday
Fun hot trip to Dymchurch @ Romney, Hythe & Dymchurch Railway 2016
As there's probably going to be a war soon
Jersey hotel renamed to avoid Islamic State link @ Isis Bar 2016
Delightful boys day today @ Beano's Vegetarian Cafe Bar 2016
Saw this mannequin on my lunchtime walk today
Today I walked to Stanford library
Today's postcard from my evening walk
Quite a moody sky the other evening
Investigating the broken beetle wiper motor
Google are supposed to be warning about sites that offer fake download buttons
Splendid night away in London @ Leicester Square Theatre 2016
Twenty years ago today I was at The Godfathers valentines day massacre @ Mean Fiddler 2016
Surprisingly I had the beach all to myself at lunchtime
Twenty years ago today I was at 60ft Dolls @ University of Surrey Students Union 2016
Twenty five years ago today I was at Pop Will Eat Itself @ Brixton Academy 2016
I guess we didn't win the lottery last Wednesday then
Yeah we left the house when we didn't even have to!
We had a lovely christmas thanks
It's beginning to look a lot like christmas
Got my kitchen radio streaming from the NAS
We are escaping the worst of the weather here
When are they going to do kids Pointless?
Google calendar parsing looks slower in python
Google are going to mess up my home automation next month
We went to Bakewell, The Peak District, Derbyshire
A photo diary of Edinburgh Fringe 2015
We tried to take a nice family picture today
Liking http://yellowlab.tools/
First night of the bunkbeds...
Action packed weekend @ Beano's Vegetarian Cafe Bar 2015
You can look round the Evening Star pub on google @ Evening Star 2015
I'm pinned to the 10,000 steps a day target
This is what an empty channel tunnel looks like
Booze run to Calais good, despite eurotunnel
There is a rival selfie-drone and they have tracked me down
I'm online again fibre optic speed
Neighbouring house like ours just sold for 290k
Number one son's weekend homework project was the best
Busy weekend @ Beano's Vegetarian Cafe Bar 2015
I think that BBC video is slowing the page right down
Bad eye looks about ready to explode
Southampton Echo has details of the Frog reopening @ The Frog and Frigate 2015
The brownies turned out nicely
Laundrino (DIY smart connected washing machine)
Aha, update, my todo list is partly to-done
Now does this meet all of my vehicle requirements..?
Are there burglars on the prowl locally?
Buy my Harmony One universal remote
A picture of my great-great-grandfather Samuel Rainey
Lightwaverf + google calendar powered christmas lights
Another affordable galvanised land rover
Literally like feeding time at the zoo
Got Windows off the desktop at last!
Got Windows Vista off the laptop at last!
Aargh, annoyed, broke the bureau
Just started another home brew
A strange virus got through the gmail net
Someone's using my lightwaverf robot butler code
Experimenting with deferred css loading
Number two son's big enough to go on the seesaw by himself now
New "Thread" protocol for wireless home automation
Low tide at Folkestone is RIGHT NOW!
London midweek weekender part six
London midweek weekender part five @ Old Brewery 2014
London midweek weekender part four @ Plum Tree Cafe 2014
London midweek weekender part three @ The Lost Hour 2014
London midweek weekender part two
London midweek weekender part one
Anniversary night out part 5 @ Kipps' Ale House 2014
And I didn't burn the house down
Someone from Eastenders has opened a bar in Folkestone! @ Bar 24 2014
Victorious Festival in Southsea @ Southsea Common 2014
Number two son might have scarlet fever
Wall mounted Nespresso pod dispenser
number one son rode his bike with no stabilisers today (actually Monday)
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightning
Solar powered shed computer are go!
Έχω κάνει κάποια ελληνική μετάφραση για δουλειά
Land Rover Safari, Micropub, swimming... @ The Just Reproach 2014
Thats a Karmann Ghia in that LG / Android google smart watch advert
Fax Preference Service (annoying phone calls from 01902 351245)
My pi cam is a bit wonky now it is in the new fake security camera case...
Excellent ebay bargain complete cider making kit
Picture frame pi appears to have gone bang
Now I'm wondering about getting rid of our boiler
Not unlimited joy with the pi camera project
Speaking of Sherlock... @ Britannia Inn 2014
Kent monopoly press release pseudo news story
Great weekend btw @ Beano's Vegetarian Cafe Bar 2014
I've been short of number two son photos so far this year
Joy of Tech's take on Google buying Nest
Should I take number one son to a party at McDonalds?
Home automation just got mainstream
Hallway lighting is giving me grief again
I have no pictures of number two son so far this year
I won't do a roundup of the year
My review of the year (via the google)
Couple of home automation evil genius jobs for the weekend
I never did mention my DIY automated blinds here
Google spreadsheet logging of home automation
Some more Center Parcs pictures up now
Google plus seems to have made me an animated gif
Did you see the size of this feller?
Does my lawn look like a bmx track?
Number one's first day at school
New release of my lightwaverf home automation ruby gem (0.5)
Average weight of a web page by content type
My boys reading a book together
The google plus has changed then
I still think this looks quite good!
My DIY electronics is looking good
Motion detecting diy home automation security surveillance
Chambers Easter Ales Festival 2013 @ Chambers 2013
Here's number two son in the door bouncer
Just trying number two son in the door bouncer
Lots and lots and lots of snow
Google glass for sale on ebay!
The chili challenge was a challenge @ Chambers 2013
Run out of time to clean the pool table
Nearly went to Googies today @ Chambers 2013
lightwaverf ruby gem home automation calendar now improved
Google calendar central heating timer
Fifty shades of hack (IKEA lampshade hack)
I have removed most of the old code from the site now
The blog now gets a google page speed score of 96/100
What's happened to my ads on here?
Last night I dreamt that I died!
If you search for Folkestone Gerald on google my face comes up
The boy drew me a picture this morning
Beautiful Little Nemo google doodle today
I told you I went in the water @ Newquay Watergate Bay 2012
Recovering lost files on a corrupted SD Card
Big cat spotted in Kent this weekend too
We went to the beach this morning
Olympic torch came by here today
We went to a gig! @ Marlow Theatre 2012
Lovely fathers day weekend @ Tenterden Station 2012
Amazing bargain wardrobe if you have room
The boy's birthday day out @ Tenterden Station 2012
Turkey 2012 - We walked to some historic sites
How do I get to picasa from google plus?
The nice thing about Arduino being open source
Would you like google plus inside your brain?
I did more than 10000 steps per day on two days this week
Maybe I'll get a watch for the first time in twenty years or so
Did I just nearly get recruited by Google?
Heads up display glasses from Google
Who knew butter was a laxative? @ Pizza Express 2012
"I've NEVER willingly parted with a singing garment before" @ Metro 2012
Hey my venn diagram of rock is back!
The Darkness are back in the big time
You could see our house on Restoration Man this week
The boy was not quite so keen on a four mile walk as we were
Cloud move is still holding its own
Home automation is maybe back on track
A fraught morning of rugby and a lovely walk @ Googies Art Cafe 2011
Even I'm not reading this blog any more
Done my first HD video on youtube
Where did my holiday go (part three)?
Where did my holiday go (part two)?
Great time delay video of the skies over Tottenham
Something particularly good about La Tasca @ La Tasca 2011
Other pubs we went to at the weekend: The Five Bells @ Five Bells 2011
Volleyball and barbecue at work today
An embarrassing and humiliating defeat at the Britania quiz last night @ Britannia Inn 2011
Wireless Weekend (the long version) @ Hyde Park 2011
Look who's gone to school today
Boot fair this morning, so up early! @ St Mary's field 2011
Another cracking day today, it's like Glastonbury here @ Brill 2011
Got a new mobile phone arriving tomorrow
Dinner party @ Brockhill Cafe 2011
Thought I'd lost all my Staunton pictures...
How google analytics asynchronous event tracking works, and why it doesn't work
Remove query strings from static resources
Makes sense, good luck tracking down the Burke family
DEPRECATION WARNING: Base.named_scope has been deprecated, please use Base.scope instead
Boys night in @ The Allotment 2010
Freehold shop + maisonette for 41k in Southsea
Nice security update firefox :-(
So about last night Mr Fry... @ Royal Festival Hall 2010
authlogic_facebook_connect refinery / refinerycms
Top five Belle and Sebastian tracks on Ping (Apple iTunes)
Finally watched The Wilderness Downtown
How to install Refinery CMS on Heroku
Watching Guns'n'Roses live feed on Google @ Reading Festival 2010
What should I do with this marrow?
Is it Googies with a hard G like Google? @ Googies Art Cafe 2010
HTML5 Rocks @ Glastonbury 2010
Nice Pacman logo / game on google today!
Please check out this folkestone pub map
Done some work on simplifying and speeding up my google maps
Who's that parking in a disabled bay on Earls Avenue?
Can I play HTML5 Youtube videos in Firefox right now?
Anyone written a pbworks plugin?
Brett Anderson's let himself go
Seven undrunken nights @ Starbucks 2010
Find Good Beer Guide Pubs on your iPhone / iPod Touch
Sorry sounds like my own google map filtering is broken
Clever new features in Google Suggest
John Lewis have discontinued the Bergerac range of furniture @ Prezzo 2009
Video all about Google Chromium OS (open source operating system)
I'm not seeing any google social results yet
the worst of email and IM together
Google wave invite for sale on ebay
Civil liberties are quite good, m'kay
pregnancy desktop is free from the nhs
if you google image search for Club Indigo Folkestone @ Onyx 2009
RT: @philipbeel ...an attack by zombies http://bit.ly/lJQtq
Belly Dance Lessons at The Quarterhouse Theatre @ Quarterhouse 2009
Possibly going to be on BBC local news today
The more times you post about this on here
Trying to listen to @Herring1967 and @CollingsA on 6Music
Police are trying to get Stokes Bay Festival cancelled @ Stokes Bay 2009
Reading the Google Wave developer guide
Important cool stuff from the weekend that I forgot
I think I went for an interview at Sugar Media
Surveillance society @ Exeter Cavern Club 2009
BBC Breakfast presenters on Google Street View
Google street view van spotted in Hythe
You can watch complete episodes of Jonathan Creek on google video
Would have had a better view from Google Earth @ O2 Arena 2009
Suspicious Habitat Radius listings creeping in.
No-one was in our house during the 1911 census
RE: Lambert & Weston - 11910
A Christmas of sorts, and why doesn't the Whole World Cafe want customers? @ Home Ground 2008
If you google for Kaddy Lee-Preston
RE: Google Maps API + Thickbox - 11685
RE: Google Maps API + Thickbox - 11652
RE: Google Maps API + Thickbox - 11651
Own Gig - want to book your favourite band to do a private gig? @ Madame Jojo's 2008
Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail
Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything
Rocket man lands in Dover today
Series five of House (House MD)
Google's browser is released TONIGHT!
Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER? @ Proud Galleries 2008
Google street view is OK'd for the UK
Someone wants to pay for links from my website
New google walking directions (needs some work)
Google mapping cars in Folkestone?
More video of Go Ape @ Leeds Castle 2008
Google are you taking the piss?
RE: GBP49.95 for eight days parking at Gatwick airport! - 11370
Woo we won a "Seven For All Mankind" auction at last!
Are you down with OPP? @ Georges House Gallery 2008
Textarea line numbers (using javascript?)
Vegan lasagne @ Canterbury Wholefoods 2008
there are loads of sites where you can make your own t-shirt
Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!
RE: wg111 (wifi) + ubuntu (linux) still not playing nicely - 11189
RE: Ricky Gervais XFM radio show MP3s - 11072
Terry Pratchett's Colour Of Magic coming to Sky One
Folkestone Harbour reef @ Folkestone Harbour 2008
Jack the Ripper exhibition tickets @ Docklands Arena 2008
Connections between Lost and The Office
Canterbury Twitter chatter kicking off
Flickr interactive adventure game
Two completely different properties this week @ The Radnor Arms 2008
[Crystal maze themed headline here]
It's a long way to Gutsy Gibbon
Been quiet for a few days @ Everest Inn 2007
If a picture paints a thousand words...
They are a bit good aren't they?
What the beer? Well I thought it was Smethwicks
York (being the fourth part of my holiday)
Squirrel in St Eanswythe's churchyard @ St Eanswythe's School Hall 2007
"Caught By The Fuzz" for the "Who were Supergrass, Grandad?" generation
I know more about the internets than Tim Berners Lee
Leaving finger prints behind at a burglary - BAD
I understand "make poverty history"
I'm not filtering google's own "local" info
RE: Interactive map of Folkestone - 10371
Reporting from the Lake District (being the fourth part of my two week holiday write up)
RE: Interactive map of Folkestone - 10316
Up to our HIPs (geddit?!?!?) @ Ship Inn 2007
wg111 (wifi) + ubuntu (linux) still not playing nicely
Do you know the date of that gig? @ Lanterns 2007
Glastonbury ticket touts FOILED!
RE: google you have messed up - 10036
Sleep easy families of South London
Spamalot @ Three Greyhounds Public House 2006
Number one result for "Habitat Radius"
Sorry I know nothing of the history @ Samuel Peto 2006
RE: That's top of my list too - 9644
RE: That's top of my list too - 9619
The Smiths on Charlie's Bus in 1984
RE: It was Charles Valentine Clarke died on the Titanic - 9137
To get gigs at the Amphitheatre
It will be ending today (as far as I know)
The announcement no-one was waiting for
Anyone's opinion on the town I live in is of interest to me
Kaddy Lee-Preston @ Kent Showground 2006
David Walliams, greased up in Folkestone
Done my Javascript referer thing
School's out for, ooh, a long time now
Woo, new computer is on the way @ Hammersmith Odeon 2006
Bands you've heard of playing... Portchester? @ Portchester Castle 2006
RE: Google trends an t'ing - 8323
RE: No pea soup for breakfast today - 8219
No pea soup for breakfast today
That is strange, it ought to be the same results
RE: I don't know, have you tried searching? - 8209
I don't know, have you tried searching?
All mine all mine @ Escondido 2006
BBC NEWS | Politics | Stags should pay for embassy help
Successfully imported 0 events
RE: Pretty hard to compete with what's out there, why reinvent the wheel? - 8123
Pretty hard to compete with what's out there, why reinvent the wheel?
I live in the West End and would recommend there
Boing Boing: Yahoo: if you use our ads, you have to block non-US visitors
Google Idol... unearthing the world's talent...
Down Street Underground Station
The Heights - Jamaica Beer Eyes
The Morning After Girls - Hi Skies
Official Google Blog: Chat + Email = Crazy Delicious
Ooh yeah I got google chat today
More FOAF and that @ Leas Cliff Hall 2006
I used to use avantgo, but don't use anything for rss on the ipaq now
Browncoats Rise Again. The fund-raising drive to revive Joss Whedon's Firefly.
I've not actually, I tend to bumble along
Fitter, happier, more productive
A perfect day for working from home
Good luck Christopher Frankland
mostly they're being open and nice about what they're doing
RE: Yes, that's a spoof article... - 4077
Yes, that's a spoof article...
A while ago their urls changed
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Regional fire centre site named
Les Foos @ London Astoria 2005
if i had known you needed an answer to c-draw
I don't suppose you could include anything too cunning in there
Google maps hacked smacked and whacked
Satellite spy pictures of the UK
Have Google blocked access to their maps?
Google Maps Hacking and Bookmarklets
Customising Google Maps @ The Earl Grey 2005
Walking from Bank to Cannon Street
RE: Google Web Accelerator Download - 3373
Google Web Accelerator Download
Are you smoking what we're smoking?
You've been framed @ London Astoria 2005
The first rule about job club @ Earl of Clarendon 2005
Who was talking about Bloglines the other day?
No I was not looking for "paula"
Expose Club @ Expose Club 2005
Don't you have an affilliate deal for some anti virus software?
Yeah I set up a new Gmail account just for that
Re Rail Confusion and the curse of me - 2063
Google and Microsoft, in a tree
I'm ready for my close up Mr Burton
Whopper of a weekend @ Lympne Castle 2004
URL Encoding @ York Fibbers 2004
Timothy's Wine Bar @ Jon's Vinos Y Tapas 2004
How to make a pirate radio station
Yahoo Mail @ Islington Academy 2004
So iTunes Europe launched today
Folkestone restaurant disappointment @ Jon's Vinos Y Tapas 2004
Darkness Music Passport review @ Barfly 2004
No more 106 @ Leas Cliff Hall 2004
Progress on the flat @ The Daniel Defoe 2004
You Knows It @ Leas Cliff Hall 2004
Thanks for the Google Get feedback
Three wheeled off road baby buggies
Weekender! @ The Lock Tavern 2003
Lock Stock @ The Daniel Defoe 2003
Two fat ladies divided by two little ducks
Glastonbury Festival Tickets @ Glastonbury 2003
PEACE! @ The Daniel Defoe 2003
Glastonbury 2003 @ Glastonbury 2003
Can find very little on Brownswood Library
Speaking of guitars @ Camden Underworld 2002
When I am sad and weary, and all my lunch is gone @ Mean Fiddler 2000
XXX All Nighter @ Brixton Academy 1997
Brat Bus tour @ London Astoria 1997
60ft Dolls @ Mean Fiddler 1996