"We know that the image isn't great"

Hot day at home

Things for the day

Ah, day off

Slightly more productive day

Stay classy Fareham

Reassuringly frosty

I have been helping the police with their inquiries

Festive day in Canterbury

Also on books...

Do I look enough like an Android phone user?

Reading books

These career prospects are small...

Happy fathers day

Fun day in Broadstairs

That bike disappeared again

The curse of Superman strikes again

Free food

Cooked samphire

They are just coffee cups

Hythe in the news

Mystery balls closing Australian beaches

York: day two

How many work hostel trips is this now?

Yes, terrorists

No there is not a two tier justice system

Cannot stop watching this guy

Comedy to look forward to

It is coming home

Fourth Tory official reportedly investigated over bets

Free energy is back today

Donald Trump is appealing

TWO trips the pub cancelled

Discogs rollercoaster

Don't

Crooked House: Experts say rebuild could be complicated

Hampshire news

Hythe news

We went to Deal for the day

Not a funny story about the police

Runuary day 12

Runuary day 11

Winter holiday to Marrakech part 5 - a day off

Horrific accident

Flash rob

Who would have thought buying knock off medicine online would be a bad idea?

Fareham is sounding rough!

Too busy weekend

Home assistant home automation server set up

I had a sick day

Good day to cross the channel

I found a bone

I did do some actual work work

Death in Fareham

Definitely crooked

IPhone sells for record price

Watching another bad film

Friday day off 2. The Holy Tavern @ The Holy Tavern 2023

Stop investigating the sick newsreader, start investigating The Sun

Ah damn I do not get a parkrun time this week

Someone has stolen T1's thumb!

Happy fathers day

DIY fail

Roast dinner and jetwashing did not cane the energy usage

It's always the quiet ones isn't it?

News for the day

Packed but relaxing weekend

Oh I went to the Inn Doors yesterday

In other home furnishing news

288300 households joined us in the Octopus eco-hour @ Southampton Joiners 2022

Still busy at work @ Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms 2022

Guess what another busy day

Comic art went way out of my budget

Keep scrolling

Oh I started watching The Crown

Last minute massive change of plans

I have been robbed

Bohemian Like Me

Do not get an exotic pet @ Royal Festival Hall 2022

Day off in London

Back on track after a lazy week

Too busy

Good book

Runuary day twenty-five

Runuary day twenty

Runuary day one

Good end to a very busy week

What a lovely picture

Lovely long weekend continues further with an unhurried Monday

About the hospital

Oh dear The Delme

Runuary day twenty-nine

Runuary day twenty-six

Our new worker got home safely

Runuary day seven

Back to work

Running with a pace setter today went as well as expected

Glorious day today

Few days with no updates

Beautiful day, we have a second summer

I have a meeting with work on Monday morning

Great socially distanced walk and beer

Three holes-in-one

Quizmaster @ The Seagull 2020

Firkin Alehouse just closed by THE POLICE

New pub in town

Got snow? @ Three Mariners 2020

What is a biome?

I thought this week off was going to be a proper skive...

Five colour changing lightbulbs on the way

Did I break all my internets?

Dry-vegan-runuary day twenty-six

Lots of emails from the twitter suddenly

Stupid Fitbit, stupid knock off Garmin charger

Kent Test results day

Parkrun excuse of the week

No-one ever watched so much of the BBC parliament channel

Expedite at work

Urinating pirate man

I should stop reading the news

Watched some TV

Don't steal from a geek

Massive weekend @ Leicester Square Theatre 2018

New York day one

Totally different walking at 6am rather than running

If you get an email like this...

Give a dog a bad name

Another belting day today

Enjoying Daredevil

Someone set fire to a taxi right outside or house

Shooting at the Red Cow @ Red Cow 2017

Vigilante Investigations! @ The Seagull 2017

I have listened to the ending of S-Town three times now

Just how many suicidal murderers can there be out there?

The pebble dream is finally over

Caffe Nero @ Caffe Nero 2017

Can't entirely remember the weekend

Clare is in London today

Feeling furiously angry and sick

Someone tried to rob the petrol station here last week

Fatal stabbing in Canterbury

Good TV

I hate CJ off the eggheads

Harry Leonard Clarke, the hero of the Cosham Burglary

So that explains why the Providence is now closed @ The Providence Inn 2015

Folkestone pub up for auction guide price just 100k @ The Princess Royal 2015

Good clear cctv footage of someone wanted for stealing Lego

Midsomer Murders was good this week

Crime dramas embiggen your brain

Are there burglars on the prowl locally?

Unrelated DEATH SENTENCE website

Heist!

Last minute christmas non-shopping @ ASK Pizzeria 2014

birthday went very quickly

Watching Grantchester

Watched Magnum

At least we gave it a try

Canterbury man planned to eat teenager

I read this story because the phrase "homeless love rival" drew me in...

Amber

Sick day

Worked from home

More weekend fun

Murder in Fareham

Finished Breaking Bad series two last night

We will miss Sky this week

Hot crime action on our street last night

Nice weekend, kind of lazy weekend

Frightening stuff, attempted abduction at a boot fair

Bridge and Tunnel

Back in work today

The Tunnel

9771

Madrid trip

Ooh, The Bridge is good isn't it?

TV

Romanzo Criminale

Paedophile raids in Hampshire

The number one location for violence, disorder and drunkenness in the borough of Fareham @ Chicago Rock Cafe 2011

Curry night was good

Winner!

Sexual assault in Folkestone

Nasty - child glued to toilet seat in Fareham pub @ The Vanguard 2011

Glorious weekend

My favourite thing

Gruesome!

Forbrydelson was awesome

Dinosaurs at the museum @ Natural History Museum 2011

Lovely weekend

Man with mullet sought @ The Cuckoo Pint 2011

Portchester bag snatching couple featured in all the papers today

Have you seen these Portchester thieves?

That's not Bergerac!

Laptop stolen from the Leas Cliff Hall @ Leas Cliff Hall 2010

A day of mishaps yesterday

Don't push me

You have until midnight tonight to protest at 6music's closure @ Glastonbury 2010

I thought they Seagull had changed? @ The Seagull 2010

Following the herds down to Greece

Folkestone brothel raid!

Woman jailed for making child eat vomit

good news

Not what I meant by "getting stoned down the beach"

Before I get started on what a great weekend we're having

WEIRD sleep pattern last night...

Anyone got anything to say about Folkestone that doesn't involve machetes?

The Beiderbeck Collection

Saw a GREAT house at the weekend

You can watch complete episodes of Jonathan Creek on google video

'baywatch - battle of the console tables

Live pirate map!

The plot of a Christopher Brookmyre book

Port Solent carjacking news

Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre @ The Tower Theatre Conversion 2008

Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure @ Wembley Arena 2008

Vice City: Fareham

Particularly fulsome weekend, with curries.

An aggressive youth in a tracksuit, should not be hard to find...

The sister-in-law's waters have just broken

Scrap the licence fee

Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)

My sides!

Nurse, my sides!

It's the end of the world.

RE: Fareham crack den - 10044

Fareham crack den

Arson in Folkestone! @ The View 2007

Sleep easy families of South London

Blood on the tracks

It's more and more like Miami Vice round here every day

Too busy being festive to update

Suffolkator @ Leas Cliff Hall 2006

Ripper indeed

Fareham: NOT the worst place in the country to live

Thursday morning roundup

Poor old Fareham

Folkestone in the national media

Now The Mirror has the story

Leave Dave the dolphin alone!

Foul Deeds and Suspicious Deaths Around Folkestone!

I nearly shivered

Or to look at it another way

RE: Subvert the internets! - 8456

Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire

Double squirrel update

Nostaliga Bar closes, reopens as Euphoria @ The Captains Table 2006

The perfect crime

Stairway to Cash Converters

Stab death murderer flees to Folkestone

Man I feel like a... KERBLAM!!!

Chops! @ The Eagle 2006

So, super weekend

John Thomas Clarke

We are dumb and missed it

Weekend report @ Leas Cliff Hall 2006

Always nice to get a mention in the Times

Please commit crimes between 8am and 8pm only

And the streets are safe once more

Someone's been arrested in connection with the Denmark Street shooting

I think the first week I moved here from North London

RE: Oof, a shooting in Folkestone - 4577

A shooting in Folkestone!

Oof, a shooting in Folkestone

A perfect day for working from home

Billy Webb's Lament

RE: The Hat - 4225

Ah, it was a soldier at Folkestone barracks

"Take your clothes off. Exit the building. Do you understand?"

London bombings

Carnage on the underground

Hoodie ban

Customs and Excise raid Folkestone Harbour

Folkestone

Blood on the tracks (nearly)

You've been framed @ London Astoria 2005

Bill based scam

Crack Down

I want your mushrooms. Where are they?

Murder in London Road

Chaos in the house!

1837 Online

It's grim up North London

RE: Hey Crackhead - 1254

Hey Crackhead

Fish 4 homes @ Il Bacio 2004

RE: Sir or Madam, - 967

Stoke Newington Crime

hah

RE: Clissold Park Ripper - 641

Clissold Park Ripper

Sir or Madam,

Stoke Newington serial killer

Steven Merchant @ The Phoenix Theatre Bar 2003

Science Museum Again @ The Daniel Defoe 2003

A new 419 variant

Why I can't stay in Stoke Newington

Stoke Newington Traffic

Electric Six, The Crimea and American Analog Set at the Barfly

Thieving bastards

Christian Datsun @ Boston Music Room 2003

Sorry, I had a quick search

alma clark

Crimea Tonight

Crimea on tour

Electric Six Tour @ Barfly 2002

Tonight, tonight, tonight @ Barfly 2002

Ce soir, dans le Barfly

Happy thoughts, deep breaths, happy thoughts... @ Bull and Gate 2001

An half arsed review of Sexy Beast

Craig David MoBo Hat-trick

Some light sexy relief