Crooked House: Experts say rebuild could be complicated
Not a funny story about the police
Who would have thought buying knock off medicine online would be a bad idea?
Home assistant home automation server set up
I did do some actual work work
Friday day off 2. The Holy Tavern
Stop investigating the sick newsreader, start investigating The Sun
Someone has stolen T1's thumb!
Roast dinner and jetwashing did not cane the energy usage
It's always the quiet ones isn't it?
Oh I went to the Inn Doors yesterday
Comic art went way out of my budget
Oh I started watching The Crown
Last minute massive change of plans
Back on track after a lazy week
Our new worker got home safely
Running with a pace setter today went as well as expected
Beautiful day, we have a second summer
Great socially distanced walk and beer
Firkin Alehouse just closed by THE POLICE
I thought this week off was going to be a proper skive...
Five colour changing lightbulbs on the way
Lots of emails from the twitter suddenly
Stupid Fitbit, stupid knock off Garmin charger
I should stop reading the news
Totally different walking at 6am rather than running
If you get an email like this...
Someone set fire to a taxi right outside or house
Just how many suicidal murderers can there be out there?
The pebble dream is finally over
Feeling furiously angry and sick
Someone tried to rob the petrol station here last week
Harry Leonard Clarke, the hero of the Cosham Burglary
So that explains why the Providence is now closed
Folkestone pub up for auction guide price just 100k
Good clear cctv footage of someone wanted for stealing Lego
Midsomer Murders was good this week
Crime dramas embiggen your brain
Are there burglars on the prowl locally?
Unrelated DEATH SENTENCE website
Canterbury man planned to eat teenager
Hot crime action on our street last night
Frightening stuff, attempted abduction at a boot fair
Ooh, The Bridge is good isn't it?
The number one location for violence, disorder and drunkenness in the borough of Fareham
Nasty - child glued to toilet seat in Fareham pub
Portchester bag snatching couple featured in all the papers today
Have you seen these Portchester thieves?
Laptop stolen from the Leas Cliff Hall
I thought they Seagull had changed?
Following the herds down to Greece
Woman jailed for making child eat vomit
Not what I meant by "getting stoned down the beach"
Before I get started on what a great weekend we're having
WEIRD sleep pattern last night...
Anyone got anything to say about Folkestone that doesn't involve machetes?
Saw a GREAT house at the weekend
Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre
Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure
An aggressive youth in a tracksuit, should not be hard to find...
It's more and more like Miami Vice round here every day
Folkestone in the national media
RE: Subvert the internets! - 8456
Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire
Stab death murderer flees to Folkestone
Man I feel like a... KERBLAM!!!
Always nice to get a mention in the Times
Please commit crimes between 8am and 8pm only
And the streets are safe once more
Someone's been arrested in connection with the Denmark Street shooting
I think the first week I moved here from North London
RE: Oof, a shooting in Folkestone - 4577
Ah, it was a soldier at Folkestone barracks
Customs and Excise raid Folkestone Harbour
RE: Clissold Park Ripper - 641
Why I can't stay in Stoke Newington
Electric Six, The Crimea and American Analog Set at the Barfly
Happy thoughts, deep breaths, happy thoughts...