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		<title>Can't believe I'm back in work tomorrow</title>
		<description>I've been off with Harry for just about FOUR WEEKS now, this is amazing! I've not only forgotten what it is I do at work, I'm not entirely sure where it is any more. Luckily my neighbour works there, saw her today, they were having a very sophisticat... </description>
		<category>paternity leave</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>tennis</category>
		<category>wimbledon</category>
		<category>federer</category>
		<category>roddick</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12770/Can%27t+believe+I%27m+back+in+work+tomorrow</link>
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		<title>bah can't even post on my own blog using safari</title>
		<description>4OD's annoying-to-use desktop client is off! No more (I hope) endlessly confirming I'm over eighteen and reentering the password just to watch a few episodes of Countdown...You may have seen or heard rumours in the press about changes to 4oD. As a va... </description>
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		<category>4od</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>channel4</category>
		<category>channel 4</category>
		<category>iplayer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12704/bah+can%27t+even+post+on+my+own+blog+using+safari</link>
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		<title>The Beiderbeck Collection</title>
		<description>On the lookout for CRIME! Don't have to look too far for that living in Folkestone you'd think, but I mean on TV. We seem to have exhausted all the British detective show series we can get, we've done all the Morse, Frost, Marple, Dalziel and Pascoe ... </description>
		<category>beiderbeck affair</category>
		<category>beiderbeck tapes</category>
		<category>beiderbeck collection</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12551/The+Beiderbeck+Collection</link>
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		<title>Who are we meant to assume MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER is then?</title>
		<description>Get tickets here (as it's sold out) for Stephen Merchant, Simon Munnery, Tom Basden, Tim Key, Milton Jones and the previously aforementioned MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER. Sounds like a good lineup whoever it is.Found via my ROCKING new twitter ticket thin... </description>
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		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>stephen merchant</category>
		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<category>simon munnery</category>
		<category>ricky gervais tickets</category>
		<category>stephen merchant tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12467/Who+are+we+meant+to+assume+MYSTERY+GUEST+HEADLINER+is+then%3F</link>
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		<title>How do I geocode my photos automatically for free?</title>
		<description>I have this GPS device, so I have a full log tracking our every move around Rome (apart from the times we were indoors or in fact anywhere near any kind of building at all, stupid GPS). BUT, I have lost the software! I want some more software that ta... </description>
		<category>gps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12344/How+do+I+geocode+my+photos+automatically+for+free%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Should everything be a black box though? And WHY can't you fix my IPAQ?</title>
		<description>&quot;but if you had a VW Beetle or a Landrover or something you could learn to fix it yourself.&quot; I must be missing something &lt;br /&gt;is that so!&lt;br /&gt;POPS</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11040/RE%3A+Should+everything+be+a+black+box+though%3F+And+WHY+can%27t+you+fix+my+IPAQ%3F</link>
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		<title>Should everything be a black box though? And WHY can't you fix my IPAQ?</title>
		<description>It's just the battery I think, it won't keep a charge now...OK not everyone is building a clock out of voltmeters but the people who are trying to do this sort of thing have got to feel happy about it, I know I would if I could get more stuff for fre... </description>
		<category>ikea</category>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>hacks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11038/Should+everything+be+a+black+box+though%3F+And+WHY+can%27t+you+fix+my+IPAQ%3F</link>
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		<title>It can't be</title>
		<description>Their so called earthquake cannot have been ten times as room shaking as ours was, they had no damage!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11011/It+can%27t+be</link>
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		<title>I can't find &quot;The Last Golden Arrow&quot;</title>
		<description>Can you tell me the link where you saw this?UPDATE:NEW! Saturday 19th January 2008 - 'THE GOLDEN ARROW' to Folkestone and CanterburyDeparting from:  Coventry (06.40/23.30) Leamington Spa (07.20/23.10) Banbury (07.45/22.50) Bicester North (08.05/22.35... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10724/I+can%27t+find+%22The+Last+Golden+Arrow%22</link>
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		<title>RE: This looks like it's a reply to something, but I can't figure out what</title>
		<description>Sorry that should be for Colin Hodges Rapid Response Band.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paul</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10699/RE%3A+This+looks+like+it%27s+a+reply+to+something%2C+but+I+can%27t+figure+out+what</link>
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		<title>This looks like it's a reply to something, but I can't figure out what</title>
		<description>Can't find many mentions of a Colin here or SKC (South Kent College I guess). Who are you after?... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10686/This+looks+like+it%27s+a+reply+to+something%2C+but+I+can%27t+figure+out+what</link>
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		<title>No still not, it can't have been tagged with Folkestone</title>
		<description>I'll go check the paper again, see if they mentioned the username...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE: The paper says the username was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/bojovis&quot;&gt;bojovis&lt;/a&gt;, but they have no videos...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10056/No+still+not%2C+it+can%27t+have+been+tagged+with+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>I can't believe it's not Buddha</title>
		<description>By popular request:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/349289322_5f3259b1b8.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are filling up our lounge with tacky ornaments at a rate of knots.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9886/I+can%27t+believe+it%27s+not+Buddha</link>
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		<title>I don't want it now, I can't afford it</title>
		<description>I went a bit mad pushing the price up for fun, and now I might get stuck with it, gah... As you say I'm sure there will be more bids at the end, surprising there were any bids before me actually.UPDATE: praise be I've been outbid, I couldn't really a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8740/I+don%27t+want+it+now%2C+I+can%27t+afford+it</link>
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		<title>I can't read that</title>
		<description>Do you mean that they're www.popex.com/img/censored.gif, or that they're www.popex.com/img/censored.gif? Or maybe you mean that I'm www.popex.com/img/censored.gif, I'm shocked...Aluminium blinds indeed, they're VERTICAL for starters, and made of genu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7994/I+can%27t+read+that</link>
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		<title>I can't remember any of my passwords...</title>
		<description>Dang, nearly two weeks off, I've completely forgotten how to work, and I'm not the only one. Expecting lots of support type calls today saying the systems are not working, not accepting passwords, and it's just that everyone's forgetting. Windows pas... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4422/I+can%27t+remember+any+of+my+passwords...</link>
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		<title>Can't find a mention of Daniel P. Phinney on my site</title>
		<description>Is there a Titanic connection?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3871/Can%27t+find+a+mention+of+Daniel+P.+Phinney+on+my+site</link>
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		<title>I can't think what she looks like in profile</title>
		<description>Is it a bit Mr Punch?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.carlwarner.com/images/golden_oldies/lo/mr_punch_med.jpg&quot; /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3859/I+can%27t+think+what+she+looks+like+in+profile</link>
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		<title>RE: Won't vote, can't vote</title>
		<description>You don't need a polling card to vote - you might need Clare to appoint you as your proxy unless you both want to make the trip to your old polling station. Hackney (?) council electoral services should be able to help.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3300/RE%3A+Won%27t+vote%2C+can%27t+vote</link>
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		<title>Won't vote, can't vote</title>
		<description>Hmm, seems we can't vote as weren't registered at the new address before the 11th March. So what do I do? Could go back to Stokey, knock on the door and see if there's a voting card for me there...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3277/Won%27t+vote%2C+can%27t+vote</link>
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		<title>I can't pass the invites on unfortunately</title>
		<description>I could maybe pass the Tears tickets on, but that would be out of order... They know me at the Barfly. I have to give one of them back...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2694/I+can%27t+pass+the+invites+on+unfortunately</link>
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		<title>I can't copy DVD's</title>
		<description>I put links up here all the time for it I'm sure... Amazon have only just sold out, if they sold out at all... they were selling the series for 8 pounds each, or at one stage all four for 20 quid.Try searching Amazon, or have a look in the next HMV s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2615/I+can%27t+copy+DVD%27s</link>
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		<title>They can't swim, they attract enemy radar...</title>
		<description>Insane Pentagon chemical weapons plans from www.newscientist.com:Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an &quot;aphrodisiac&quot; chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2588/They+can%27t+swim%2C+they+attract+enemy+radar...</link>
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		<title>I can't decide who I like more</title>
		<description>Nurse Abi or Doctor Phil!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2346/I+can%27t+decide+who+I+like+more</link>
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		<title>They can't pay if I do it</title>
		<description>It's for a different bit of the same company, with different budgets etc. I was offered the opportunity to tender for the work, but decided to walk away.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2296/They+can%27t+pay+if+I+do+it</link>
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		<title>Another restaurant we can't go back to</title>
		<description>Quite a positive and constructive weekend, not as much pubbing as usual. Got a new washing machine delivered, (thankyou very much Dean and Dom for carrying it up the stairs) and done some washing in it. Also got the fireplace sorted, got the quote fo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2148/Another+restaurant+we+can%27t+go+back+to</link>
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		<title>If you can't see your screen...</title>
		<description>Make yourself a shade out of manila file folders. Basically a big hood over your monitor, then lean your head in. Side effect: your boss will actually notice that you're having a real problem, not just whining, and that you're doing something about i... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1910/If+you+can%27t+see+your+screen...</link>
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		<title>I can't believe they met her once</title>
		<description>and now she's their best friend, who they would die for... seriously, you need help.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1745/I+can%27t+believe+they+met+her+once</link>
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		<title>I can't see how it could be done</title>
		<description>without completely switching off your electricity supply.  I know there's no way I could do it as long as there is internet, DVD and music software to hand.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1440/I+can%27t+see+how+it+could+be+done</link>
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		<title>RE: Philip K Dick + Richard Linklater can't fail, SURELY?</title>
		<description>Puff. I wanted Chris Cunningham to direct that. </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1426/RE%3A+Philip+K+Dick+%2B+Richard+Linklater+can%27t+fail%2C+SURELY%3F</link>
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		<title>UB40 - Seated</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-Seated-LG-Arena-Birmingham/66186.html</link>
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		<title>UB40 - Standing</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>52.4763</geo:lat>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>UB40 in Birmingham</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>52.4763</geo:lat>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>UB40 in Cardiff</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
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		<title>UB40 in Nottingham</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>52.9539</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-1.1443</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-in-Nottingham-Nottingham-Arena/75294.html</link>
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		<title>UB40 in Plymouth</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>50.3692</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-4.1475</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-in-Plymouth-PLYMOUTH-PAVILIONS/75311.html</link>
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		<title>Ub40</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ub40-O2-Arena/65917.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ub40-O2-Arena/65917.html</link>
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		<title>UB40 in London</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-in-London-O2-Arena/75290.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<geo:long>0.0031</geo:long>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-in-London-O2-Arena/75290.html</link>
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		<title>Ub40</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>50.8215</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1463</geo:long>
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		<title>UB40 in Brighton</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>50.8215</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1463</geo:long>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-in-Brighton-The-Brighton-Centre/75310.html</link>
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		<title>UB40 - Seated</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>50.7166</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-1.8784</geo:long>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-Seated-Bournemouth-International-Centre/66189.html</link>
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		<title>UB40 - Standing</title>
		<description>Formed: 1978 in Birmingham, EnglandStyle: Reggae-PopCheck out: ?Red Red Wine? ?Can't Help Falling in Love?Buy or sell your UB40 tickets in...</description>
			<geo:lat>50.7166</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-1.8784</geo:long>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/UB40-Standing-Bournemouth-International-Centre/66194.html</link>
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		<title>UB40 in Bournemouth</title>
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