<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11492/Apologies%2C+I+was+drunk+when+I+posted+that"><dc:date>2008-08-05UTC06:17:42</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ricky+gervais" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dover" /><dc:title>Apologies, I was drunk when I posted that</dc:title><dc:description>It's fairly local, that's the exciting thing. The likes of Ricky Gervais, visiting our humble county, whoever would have imagined such a thing.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11400/Cancelled+Gig/Bad+vibes"><dc:date>2008-07-09UTC04:38:26</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Cancelled Gig/Bad vibes</dc:title><dc:description>I am a PROFESSIONAL solo singer guitarist and was booked MONTHS back to play at the Neptune Inn on 31st July 08. I phoned today to confirm and the guy there was stroppy and rude, saying I would not go down there as they never have solos. I offered a ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11370/RE%3A+GBP49.95+for+eight+days+parking+at+Gatwick+airport%21"><dc:date>2008-06-27UTC11:29:06</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gatwick" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/airport" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/parking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/map" /><dc:title>RE: GBP49.95 for eight days parking at Gatwick airport!</dc:title><dc:description>Not quite, see location of all the airports here... I made that map! Well, google made it and I fed it with things.Thanks for chipping in anyway, whoever you are. Do you work for a rival parking firm, or have you just had a bad experience?... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher"><dc:date>2007-11-24UTC12:05:44</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/moroccan" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tapas" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/smoking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/smoking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/canterbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gap" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shopping" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lunch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/javascript" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/json" /><dc:title>Fake GAP voucher</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10578/Day+of+SPORT"><dc:date>2007-10-13UTC08:44:16</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rugby" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/canterbury" /><dc:title>Day of SPORT</dc:title><dc:description>No, more likely day of EATING, with SPORT for dessert. Don't suppose we'll see any of the England v Estonia game today though you never know, we will be in Canterbury. There's some kind of food fair on in Dane John gardens, which is near the bus stat... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9742/At+least+that+Bergerac+range+is+nice+and+light..."><dc:date>2006-11-14UTC09:49:55</dc:date><dc:title>At least that Bergerac range is nice and light...</dc:title><dc:description>Lordy, that's not good! We have a couple of bookcases, and whoever did the delivering brought them up four flights of stairs without comment. Looks like we were lucky!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9216/Aching+again"><dc:date>2006-09-21UTC05:10:34</dc:date><dc:title>Aching again</dc:title><dc:description>More decorating today, still no job, so another day helping Dean out. Here he is, supping beer, while I was hard at work painting:Got no before shots, so you can't see quite how much we've done, but the room was all originally dark red. There's a  du... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9001/RE%3A+Amphitheatre+gigs"><dc:date>2006-08-23UTC08:45:08</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Amphitheatre gigs</dc:title><dc:description>Thanks for posting that here, I'll add them to the calendar. Please mention this site to whoever's organising / promoting the gigs, it's the first place many people will look, being the top search result...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8264/Folkestone+-+seventh+best+holiday+resort+in+the+UK"><dc:date>2006-05-05UTC01:00:18</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone%2Cdungeness%2Chythe%2Cguardian" /><dc:title>Folkestone - seventh best holiday resort in the UK</dc:title><dc:description>From the Guardian:Sam Hill, spokeswoman for the Camping and Caravanning Club, which has an amazing 400,000 members in the UK (most of them stuck in front of me on the motorway), recommends Folkestone and the Kent coast. &quot;It's gorgeous,&quot; she says. &quot;Th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8213/More+chain+fun"><dc:date>2006-04-26UTC07:44:15</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wifi" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cafe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coffee" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:title>More chain fun</dc:title><dc:description>I've just remembered, the takeover of Ottakers by Waterstones has been approved by whoever it is that approves these sort of things (not the staff of Ottakers is my guess). What's this going to do for the town? Maybe Starbucks will move into the clos...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8213/More+chain+fun&quot;&gt;Rated 6.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8194/Woo%2C+good+work+whoever+you+are%21"><dc:date>2006-04-24UTC02:41:21</dc:date><dc:title>Woo, good work whoever you are!</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8151/Zutons+tickets"><dc:date>2006-04-19UTC08:43:53</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:title>Zutons tickets</dc:title><dc:description>Heard on www.onfolkestone.co.uk that the gig's sold out - IT'S NOT, get Zutons tickets here. The gig's on the 25th of May.In case this causes a run on the final batch of tickets, and it really is sold out when you read this give ebay a try, prices ar...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8151/Zutons+tickets&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Zutons tickets&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8151/Zutons+tickets&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8150/Hmm%2C+you+could+also+try"><dc:date>2006-04-19UTC08:33:23</dc:date><dc:title>Hmm, you could also try</dc:title><dc:description>www.mrgig.com, they both seem to be mostly pub bands to me though. I would give whoever promotes the bands at Lanterns (that used to promote at Stripes), that seems to be more the style of music, and they don't seem to bother with the other local ban... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8000/Chops%21"><dc:date>2006-04-02UTC03:04:32</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/farringdon" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gastropub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/clarke+cup" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gigography" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/harry+potter" /><dc:title>Chops!</dc:title><dc:description>Started the weekend with a super rarity, drinks in Farringdon. Been trying to meet up with a couple of the Fareham boys who are commuters too and work in the area, and this week no-one had a good excuse not to do it, so it's all on - To The Eagle. It... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4680/RE%3A+Could+well+be+the+guitarist+who+directed+the+music+then"><dc:date>2006-02-25UTC04:26:20</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Could well be the guitarist who directed the music then</dc:title><dc:description>Hi Guys,thanks for coming to the gig..hope the jazz didn't put you off! Re. your query..(Just to clarify, certainly not snarky)In terms of the jazz thing- not so much a new direction. I've actually been singing jazz for coming on ten years (ooh, just... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report"><dc:date>2006-02-13UTC10:21:21</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mighty+boosh" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/weekend" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:title>Weekend report</dc:title><dc:description>Super weekend, starting with The Mighty Boosh at the LCH, funny, good, we felt a bit old though, they do attract a young audience, lots of whom were dressed up. I maybe enjoyed the show a bit more than my companions, though it did feel a bit like a c...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend report&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3685/When+commuting+goes+bad"><dc:date>2005-07-26UTC10:11:53</dc:date><dc:title>When commuting goes bad</dc:title><dc:description>I'm getting bored of this terror alert lark now, last night it took us more than five hours to get home. Got the train as far as Marden, when we ground to a halt, a suspect package on a train in front of us. So we waited, and waited, and probably sho... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3179/Contribute+some+stuff+to+it+if+you+can"><dc:date>2005-04-08UTC08:40:20</dc:date><dc:title>Contribute some stuff to it if you can</dc:title><dc:description>There's a chance that whoever changed it before will do the same again, but I put a note on there saying &quot;look out for this BNP crap&quot;, so hopefully it'll be OK... Feel free to contribute any more commentary here too!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2627/Folkestone+and+Stokey+in+the+same+Guardian+column%3F"><dc:date>2005-01-21UTC10:51:37</dc:date><dc:title>Folkestone and Stokey in the same Guardian column?</dc:title><dc:description>The Guardian's Backbencher column today has a mention for Stoke Newington's own 73 and the fact that the reality TV winning political candidate has announced his intention to stand against Michael Howard in Folkestone. More on www.voterodders.org. Wi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6292/Back+on+form%21"><dc:date>2004-12-14UTC01:21:28</dc:date><dc:title>Back on form!</dc:title><dc:description>And back to the top of the charts I assume!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whoever the fuck Leilani is..?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2202/There%27s+only+one+Tommy+Walsh"><dc:date>2004-10-31UTC12:22:20</dc:date><dc:title>There's only one Tommy Walsh</dc:title><dc:description>Tow nights out in Stokey, whoever ehard of such a thing. Went to the White Hart (my table football definitely improved since I saw this, then on to Church Street, The Lion and then Anglo Asian. Not to self, same note as last time I had the Modu Masal... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2176/Shanel%27s+Brasserie"><dc:date>2004-10-28UTC10:50:35</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:title>Shanel's Brasserie</dc:title><dc:description>Now lets get one things straight first of all.  I do not go out of my way to be critical or pick faults in resturants.  I would dearly love to fall head over heels with every place we visit and I'm quite happy to turn a blind eye to some shortcomings...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2176/Shanel%27s+Brasserie&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/935/RE%3A+Clarke"><dc:date>2004-02-23UTC03:02:01</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Clarke</dc:title><dc:description>To whoever listed in Sep 2003, my links point back to a James Clarke who married a French Woman (in the Martinsburg VA USA) and had three sons by the names of James, Anthony and Marshall.  I have found further research that Anthony eventualy went to ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5961/Goldie+Lookin%27+Chain"><dc:date>2003-11-12UTC12:05:12</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Goldie Lookin' Chain</dc:title><dc:description>Most excitingly of all, I was introduced to Goldie Lookin' Chain at the Darkness aftershow last night! I remember Adam Hussain and Eggsy, but there others too, it was loud and beer was flowing, sorry I forgot names. Thanks to whoever it was who gave ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7639/Morrissey+Under+The+Influence"><dc:date>2003-05-20UTC03:44:46</dc:date><dc:title>Morrissey Under The Influence</dc:title><dc:description>Liking the posters for this new album &quot;Under The Influence&quot;, it looks like the first in a new series tracking the influences of big pop types... Moz is the subject of this one, I don't know much about it (*cough* send me a copy whoever you are, 109X ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5502/Tony+Wilson"><dc:date>2002-09-25UTC11:08:33</dc:date><dc:title>Tony Wilson</dc:title><dc:description>Anthony H Wilson was at the best of In The City gig tonight, watching The Darkness, Ravenettes, Saint Rose and whoever the band that were finishing just as we got there were.  </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7565/Paradise+City+-+Yorkshire"><dc:date>2002-04-29UTC09:47:31</dc:date><dc:title>Paradise City - Yorkshire</dc:title><dc:description>Tune into &quot;Lamacq Live&quot; tonight at 8, where our Steve will be exclusively revealing that Guns 'n Roses will playing at Leeds Festival this August Bank Holiday.Damn, that went a bit pear shaped innit? I have been playing some sort of logic puzzle all ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7205/Anyone+want+to+buy+a+smoke+machine%3F"><dc:date>2002-04-08UTC10:39:33</dc:date><dc:title>Anyone want to buy a smoke machine?</dc:title><dc:description>If anyone asks you this question, drop me a line, I got this missive from the smashing folks at Silver Rocket - they've been ROBBED! Our lovely smoke machine disappeared off the stage upstairs at the garage on Friday night during Silver Rocket. Andy ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7528/WILL+YOUNG+CONCERT%21"><dc:date>2002-02-26UTC04:04:20</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/will+young" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/elton+john" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/paul+mccartney" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/eric+clapton" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tom+jones" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/phil+collins" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/aretha+franklin" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/brian+wilson" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/queen" /><dc:title>WILL YOUNG CONCERT!</dc:title><dc:description>Will Young has been invited by The Queen to perform some karaoke in her garden on June 3rd.Oh, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton, Tom Jones, Phil Collins, Aretha Franklin, Brian Wilson and the remaining members of Queen will also be there. The... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4972/Main+Singer"><dc:date>2001-09-08UTC10:43:13</dc:date><dc:title>Main Singer</dc:title><dc:description>About 3 months ago im sure i spotted the lead singer from slipknott same build and hair (from what u can see under their disguises) he was out side a filling station talkin to another man, his eyes were identicle to  what they are and im sure the oth... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>