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		<title>RE: Thanks for chipping in on the site anyway</title>
		<description>Sorry to jump in but I'm seeing some valuable input here. You're all clearly live music fans so could I ask you all who would be your top 5 live bands to see. It would be most helpful if they are current and still performing and preferably the kind o... </description>
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		<title>Non political news</title>
		<description>Ah, the weekend, seems like so long ago now. Chocka at work this week, I am shut away in isolation for two weeks to work on a new project. Good to be without distractions of people coming up to my desk, and actually good to be so busy, it's making th... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>droplifting</category>
		<category>susie dent</category>
		<category>litarary festival</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>mobile phone</category>
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		<title>Own Gig - want to book your favourite band to do a private gig?</title>
		<description>Hmm just seen http://www.owngig.com on popbitch, it's a site where you can get together with likeminded fans and pay your favourite band to do a gig. And it really can work, see this news piece from them: We are a matter of days away now from making ... </description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>blow monkeys</category>
		<category>popbitch party</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11650/Own+Gig+-+want+to+book+your+favourite+band+to+do+a+private+gig%3F</link>
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		<title>What does this mean? Who are you Chris?</title>
		<description>Is this from Kalala or for Kalala? Curious...</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11647/What+does+this+mean%3F+Who+are+you+Chris%3F</link>
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		<title>Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything</title>
		<description>Great weekend. As an intro though, specifically for the people from work who mentioned they had found this page recently - at no point did I drink too much and become annoying, I am a fine upstanding member of staff. Probably you can go back to work ... </description>
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		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<category>steve day</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11604/Splendid+weekend+of+comedy%2C+food%2C+double+dinners%2C+and+everything</link>
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		<title>Come on over to my place</title>
		<description>Do you want to come and work here? See our recruitment video.I'm positive they said they would ask permission before they featured us, I think I'm pretty definitely featured there in the bit where they say WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WEB GURU!!! That's not m... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>recruitment</category>
		<category>employment</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11599/Come+on+over+to+my+place</link>
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		<title>Massive hen party descending on this week's Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Big hen party booked in for Lone Star Comedy this Friday, a few tickets remaining though! Single tickets available online at Online via www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk but for two or more best call Richard on 07810 864228 or email lonestarcomedy@hotmail.com...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
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		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lone star comedy</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy</link>
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		<title>David Devant top ten</title>
		<description>Just browsing last.fm to see if anyone's mentioned the David Devant gig at the 100 Club (and they haven't), but I see this top ten of their tracks most listened, by users of last.fm. Who have installed the software, that monitors what you're listenin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>david devant</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>last fm</category>
		<category>david devant and his spirit wife</category>
		<category>asylum</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>julina barratt</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten</link>
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		<title>Folkestone fringe</title>
		<description>at the leas lift, curated by club shepway:this saturday and sunday cathy lomax and alex michon present l'estranger:where paranoid plup fiction drives out fact...a dishevelled young stranger arrives at a coastal town. his clothes are strange and his f... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>fringe</category>
		<category>ffolkestone fringe</category>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>shorncliff</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th</link>
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		<title>The plot of a Christopher Brookmyre book</title>
		<description>OK so this story doesn't have a plot that we know of so far, but each bit of information that's eeked out of nowhere by the press leads the imagination in different directions, like a good book. Of course, this is not a book, these are people's lives... </description>
		<category>murder</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11549/The+plot+of+a+Christopher+Brookmyre+book</link>
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		<title>Sandbanks Restaurant, The Pavilion, Wear Bay Road - Sat 23rd Aug</title>
		<description>I haven't written one of these reviews for a while and, to be honest, I wondered whether I ever would again.  There are only so many times you can be bothered to write something about crap food served by people who don't give a damn about good food o...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug&quot;&gt;Rated 7.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>truffles</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug</link>
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		<title>Tipping etiquette</title>
		<description>Had the day off today a day working jolly hard at home, as our new fridge freezer was being delivered. I shouldn't joke about it, the working from home I mean, but it's a running routine between Clare and myself, she works at home once a week usually... </description>
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		<category>freezer</category>
		<category>pool table</category>
		<category>etiquette</category>
		<category>tipping etiquette</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11503/Tipping+etiquette</link>
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		<title>The Jackdaw</title>
		<description>I used to work at The Jackdaw, the people who run it are nasty and the food is even worse. The cleanliness standard in the kitchen are horrendous and way the food is prepared is stored is no better. If food is sent back due to a fault in the kitchen ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Jackdaw&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/&quot;&gt;Rated 5.29/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/</link>
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		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
		<category>phreads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<category>moroccan</category>
		<category>nightclub</category>
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		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>mj hibbett</category>
		<category>edinburgh</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>edinburgh festival</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11465/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+is+off+to+Edinburgh+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>DESPERATE TO FIND FAMILY MEMBERS WITH SURNAME WEBBER</title>
		<description>Please help !!!! I live in the states, but I amdesperately trying to locate Carole, Penny, or Jim Webber who used to reside on eastern road in Portsmouth.  It's been a few years, and the phone numbers I have are no longer valid.  It is rathr urgent t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11416/DESPERATE+TO+FIND+FAMILY+MEMBERS+WITH+SURNAME+WEBBER</link>
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		<title>Simple Simon's: GONE!</title>
		<description>Simple Simon's has reopened as &quot;The Parrot&quot;. Still very similar, less independent beers on the bar and more Youngs, as that's who owns it now. Had a brace of pints there yesterday afternoon and it was very nice. They now sell bottles of beer at the b...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11407/Simple+Simon%27s%3A+GONE%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.68/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>open fire</category>
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		<category>simple simons</category>
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		<category>the parrot canterbury</category>
		<category>canterbury parrot</category>
		<category>parrot pub</category>
		<category>parrot inn</category>
		<category>parrot pub canterbury</category>
		<category>parrot inn canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11407/Simple+Simon%27s%3A+GONE%21</link>
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		<title>RE: GBP49.95 for eight days parking at Gatwick airport!</title>
		<description>Not quite, see location of all the airports here... I made that map! Well, google made it and I fed it with things.Thanks for chipping in anyway, whoever you are. Do you work for a rival parking firm, or have you just had a bad experience?... </description>
		<category>gatwick</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>parking</category>
		<category>map</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11370/RE%3A+GBP49.95+for+eight+days+parking+at+Gatwick+airport%21</link>
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		<title>There's me worrying about inflation and the economy in general</title>
		<description>But look, free drinks, money behind the bar from a company that you don't even actually know, it's just like the old days of the first dotcom boom. I remember those &quot;First Tuesday&quot; or &quot;Second Wednesday&quot; nights or whatever they were when people who wo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11337/There%27s+me+worrying+about+inflation+and+the+economy+in+general&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>booze</category>
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		<category>affiliate</category>
		<category>free drinks</category>
		<category>pub meet</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11337/There%27s+me+worrying+about+inflation+and+the+economy+in+general</link>
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		<title>Top ten best restaurants in the area</title>
		<description>The votes are in, these are the top ten best restaurants in the area as voted by you (so, the ten restaurants with the most loyal net savvy customers and regulars who visit this site then), a few surprises in there:Botolphs Bridge Inn (9.10/10)Bella ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11335/Top+ten+best+restaurants+in+the+area&quot;&gt;Rated 8.36/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>top ten</category>
		<category>restaurants</category>
		<category>restaurant reviews</category>
		<category>best restaurants</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11335/Top+ten+best+restaurants+in+the+area</link>
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		<title>Too old to rock</title>
		<description>have my new starter at work, our industrial placement from Canterbury University for the year. He seems a nice guy, but in making conversation I asked him what he was listening to... Simply Red! Phil Collins! Robbie Williams! This guy is not even twe... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<category>kiss</category>
		<category>donington</category>
		<category>download</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>dream</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11318/Too+old+to+rock</link>
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		<title>St Tropez of culture</title>
		<description>Does this sound familiar? From Saturday's GuardianPierre Cardin, the millionaire Paris fashion designer and businessman who has spent millions restoring the castle, is trying to turn the village into a &quot;St Tropez of culture&quot;. After establishing his o... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>france</category>
		<category>pierre cardin</category>
		<category>lacoste</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11309/St+Tropez+of+culture</link>
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		<title>Bring me the head of Jorge Zamudio</title>
		<description>Who are you Jorge, why have you only one favourite picture, and it's this picture of my bro-in-law's Miami apartment?I think the apartment is up for sale right now, I'm sure I can do you a deal if you get in touch.... </description>
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		<category>apartment</category>
		<category>for sale</category>
		<category>apartment for sale</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>kev</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11296/Bring+me+the+head+of+Jorge+Zamudio</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>I agree, darkmoonsider. I think it is inappropriate to 'feel sorry for' someone who has committed suicide. I do feel sorrow/care/concern for you and the other witnesses (who, I can promise, the young lady had no wish to hurt) and also for her family ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11247/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>I Am from Folkestone but live in Dublin at the moment and I heard friday morning about what had happened - and have been searching ever since in the internet to try and find out who it was - in case I know him - and you`rs is the only mention.I think... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11231/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
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		<category>suicide</category>
		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Yesterday's house hunt</title>
		<description>A trip to Canterbury yesterday, an early start, four houses to see. First one was a bit further out than we first thought, up Whitstable Road, though not an insurmountable distance to Canterbury West. The house is at the end of a cul-de-sac, so you h... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11193/Yesterday%27s+house+hunt</link>
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		<title>Britain By Cub</title>
		<description>Charity appeal from someone at work:I was just briefly hoping to make you aware of a fund raising event two of my friends are taking part in on behalf of Demelza House who as you may know do fantastic work caring for terminally ill children. The even... </description>
		<category>charity</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11147/Britain+By+Cub</link>
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