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		<title>A new dawn, a new hope, a new America, etc</title>
		<description>A shift away from Conservatism, it's Obama what won it. The number of seats makes it look like a proper drubbing, Barack Obama winning two for each one that John McCain did, and it wasn't close like George W Bush's controversial win, but it looked li... </description>
		<category>america</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>us election</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11678/A+new+dawn%2C+a+new+hope%2C+a+new+America%2C+etc</link>
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		<title>Own Gig - want to book your favourite band to do a private gig?</title>
		<description>Hmm just seen http://www.owngig.com on popbitch, it's a site where you can get together with likeminded fans and pay your favourite band to do a gig. And it really can work, see this news piece from them: We are a matter of days away now from making ... </description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>blow monkeys</category>
		<category>popbitch party</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11650/Own+Gig+-+want+to+book+your+favourite+band+to+do+a+private+gig%3F</link>
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		<title>Massive hen party descending on this week's Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Big hen party booked in for Lone Star Comedy this Friday, a few tickets remaining though! Single tickets available online at Online via www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk but for two or more best call Richard on 07810 864228 or email lonestarcomedy@hotmail.com...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lone star comedy</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy</link>
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		<title>David Devant top ten</title>
		<description>Just browsing last.fm to see if anyone's mentioned the David Devant gig at the 100 Club (and they haven't), but I see this top ten of their tracks most listened, by users of last.fm. Who have installed the software, that monitors what you're listenin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>david devant</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>last fm</category>
		<category>david devant and his spirit wife</category>
		<category>asylum</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>julina barratt</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lone star comedy</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>shorncliff</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th</link>
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		<title>Sandbanks Restaurant, The Pavilion, Wear Bay Road - Sat 23rd Aug</title>
		<description>I haven't written one of these reviews for a while and, to be honest, I wondered whether I ever would again.  There are only so many times you can be bothered to write something about crap food served by people who don't give a damn about good food o...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug&quot;&gt;Rated 7.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<category>sandbanks</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>truffles</category>
		<category>pavilion</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11494</guid>
		<title>The Jackdaw</title>
		<description>I used to work at The Jackdaw, the people who run it are nasty and the food is even worse. The cleanliness standard in the kitchen are horrendous and way the food is prepared is stored is no better. If food is sent back due to a fault in the kitchen ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Jackdaw&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/&quot;&gt;Rated 5.29/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/</link>
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		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
		<category>phreads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast</link>
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		<title>DESPERATE TO FIND FAMILY MEMBERS WITH SURNAME WEBBER</title>
		<description>Please help !!!! I live in the states, but I amdesperately trying to locate Carole, Penny, or Jim Webber who used to reside on eastern road in Portsmouth.  It's been a few years, and the phone numbers I have are no longer valid.  It is rathr urgent t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11416/DESPERATE+TO+FIND+FAMILY+MEMBERS+WITH+SURNAME+WEBBER</link>
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		<title>Why's this Habitat Radius furniture always so far away?</title>
		<description>Five drawer tallboy, starting at fifty quid, but it's in Cheshire. Will most likely end up waiting until we move and then buying another one of these new. It's going to be well handy having tall and slim furniture when we move from the big wide flat ... </description>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>oak furniture</category>
		<category>habitat radius furniture</category>
		<category>habitat oak furniture</category>
		<category>habitat radius oak furniture</category>
		<category>go ape</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11404/Why%27s+this+Habitat+Radius+furniture+always+so+far+away%3F</link>
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		<title>I must have something more interesting to write about than php?</title>
		<description>Um, no, perhaps not.I got a new hard drive at last, after all the problems I had with the ibook and having to send it back, I didn't rush into getting another backup job, but I saw a bargain at Maplin Seagate 500GB FreeAgent, and it seems to be worki... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>maplin</category>
		<category>seagate</category>
		<category>backup</category>
		<category>external drive</category>
		<category>hair</category>
		<category>ear</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>dreams</category>
		<category>the fly</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>mama group</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11304/I+must+have+something+more+interesting+to+write+about+than+php%3F</link>
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		<title>that's obviously how your mind works</title>
		<description>I don't recommend making your escape out of the window, it's ten floors up. There's a 24 hour concierge / porter, you'll have to get past them too. If you need any more tips, give me a shout.</description>
		<category>burglary</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11302/that%27s+obviously+how+your+mind+works</link>
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		<title>RE: Bring me the head of Jorge Zamudio</title>
		<description>It is a nice photo, and a lovely apartment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can only assume Jorge has tagged the pic as a reminder to rob your brother in law's apartment sometime in the future. &quot;Note to self, steal fashionably coloured seats by window&quot;.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11301/RE%3A+Bring+me+the+head+of+Jorge+Zamudio</link>
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		<title>PHP 4 to 5 migration</title>
		<description>Bit of an all encompassing thing this, I use PHP for work and for home, I've pretty much abandoned perl since I joined Holiday Extras a year and a half ago. PHP4, widely used everywhere, (including on this blog) is about to die. It's been on it's way... </description>
		<category>php</category>
		<category>php4</category>
		<category>php5</category>
		<category>php 4 to 5 migration</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>turin brakes</category>
		<category>programming</category>
		<category>code</category>
		<category>perl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11298/PHP+4+to+5+migration</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11288</guid>
		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall</category>
		<category>syd arthur</category>
		<category>kid id</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08</link>
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		<title>Never mind the KML</title>
		<description>All that talk of KML yesterday got me looking at my maps again, they've not worked for ages, not since I added more tagging to all my Folkestone venues... so, not actually using the new kml version of the data, rather old georss xml versions, but at ... </description>
		<category>map</category>
		<category>xml</category>
		<category>kml</category>
		<category>georss</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11267/Never+mind+the+KML</link>
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		<title>Cheers will bear that in mind</title>
		<description>Now I come to think of it I remember someone I used to work with being all excited about some trainers that should cost a grand or something... Have been taking into account other stuff people are selling and that, have not bid on anything yet.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11255/Cheers+will+bear+that+in+mind</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>I can confirm that Rosie had just come from an interview in which her return to work part-time was discussed positively. She had been treated for depression and everything seemed to be going well. It is so sad that, just when life had begun to look r... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11248/RE%3A+Folkestone+suicide+tragedy</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>I agree, darkmoonsider. I think it is inappropriate to 'feel sorry for' someone who has committed suicide. I do feel sorrow/care/concern for you and the other witnesses (who, I can promise, the young lady had no wish to hurt) and also for her family ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11247/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>The three rules of vegetarian food</title>
		<description>From Neil, I hope he doesn't mind me reproducing this here, it's spot on. We were discussing pies:A veggie one would be possible, were it not for the first of the &quot;foodindustry 3 laws of vegetarian food&quot;, i.e. &quot;don't make it any fun&quot;, so unfortunatel... </description>
		<category>bank</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>linda mccartney</category>
		<category>urban legend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11242/The+three+rules+of+vegetarian+food</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11238</guid>
		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>House hunt</title>
		<description>Two houses today in Canterbury, different parts of town, but with things in common. For starters, both too expensive really at 250k each. If the market really is tumbling we might be able to make a cheeky offer on just about anything we see now thoug... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>house hunting</category>
		<category>pound lane</category>
		<category>old dover road</category>
		<category>boho</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>birthday</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11171/House+hunt</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury pictures</title>
		<description>Thinking about Glastonbury, Mum asked at the weekend if we had any pictures of us there, bearing in mind we may never go again. And I thought LAWKS, no I don't! I found a few luckily, but they're rubbish, andn none that make it look like we're having... </description>
		<category>glastonbury</category>
		<category>2003</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11167/Glastonbury+pictures</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11149</guid>
		<title>leas cliff hall 1974</title>
		<description>Hi Gerald, do you have any details of the Summer Season show at the Leas Cliff in 1974 with Gordon &amp; Bunny Jay?I spent a fab season with them staying in Sandgate and wanted reminding of the variety show acts.ThanksPhil...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11149/leas+cliff+hall+1974&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;leas cliff hall 1974&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11149/leas+cliff+hall+1974&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall</category>
		<category>variety</category>
		<category>show</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>summer season</category>
		<category>1970s</category>
		<category>1974</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11149/leas+cliff+hall+1974</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>arena</category>
		<category>easter</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>the cure</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>RE: The New Inn, Etchinghill</title>
		<description>I absolutely agree with Chris about the New Inn. My girlfriend and I have only been there on a Sunday, but they do a great Sunday lunch. The service is friendly, the atmosphere is relaxed and the food is very good. It makes a pleasant change to see a... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11102/RE%3A+The+New+Inn%2C+Etchinghill</link>
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		<title>Canterbury's Law</title>
		<description>Bah, guessing this is a new TV show, it's cluttering up my search results for Canterbury related things:A television series centered on Elizabeth Canterbury (Margulies), a tough-minded defense attorney who isn't afraid to push boundaries in order to ... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11064/Canterbury%27s+Law</link>
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		<title>Boo, pissed off</title>
		<description>Just had our viewing of the house we were going to see tomorrow cancelled, the vendors have received a full asking price offer yesterday. We hadn't seen this house yet (apart from online), it was right on the street with no real garden to speak of, a... </description>
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		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11047/Boo%2C+pissed+off</link>
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		<title>There are definitely glass and can recycling points at the supermarkets</title>
		<description>only Sainsbury Park Farm and Morrisons spring to mind, [s]but I expect there are also in the car park of ASDA in the town centre[s] Definitely NO FACILITIES at the Sainsbury or ASDA in the town when I asked recently, sorry.Do you not have a doorstep ... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>sainsbury</category>
		<category>morrison</category>
		<category>asda</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10970/There+are+definitely+glass+and+can+recycling+points+at+the+supermarkets</link>
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		<title>Alan Moore</title>
		<description>Not the barber shop in Portchester, but the comic bloke, Hibbett wrote a song about the time he saw him in a comic shop. Just posting this here to remind me to check it out later really, as I just saw it posted elsewhere.Mark wrote this for FAWM, and... </description>
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		<category>hibbett</category>
		<category>mjhibbett</category>
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