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		<title>Weird Weekend</title>
		<description>Fitted in two birthdays a wedding and a funeral this weekend, funeral was very sad, especially seeing all the old soldiers lined up and hearing the last post played. Goodbye Uncle Pym.Wedding was top, rich people always get married better, it being a... </description>
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		<title>weirdly...</title>
		<description>... I am in a secret bunker, in a former matchstick factory in East London. Having a party here on Friday, all welcome. Email me for details (welovebambi@yahoo.co.uk)</description>
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		<title>Weird headline</title>
		<description>I'm sure you've all seen this on MSN as well, but I con't resist posting it, because it also qualifies in the contest of weird celeb-baby names:Gwyneth gives birth to Apple ... </description>
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		<title>weird, sorry!</title>
		<description>I will look into this, been doing some recoding... I think it's only counting the replies if I've replied maybe.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2622/weird,+sorry!</link>
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		<title>so weird!</title>
		<description>It's so weird because my name is also Tiffany Clarke. But sorry i don't think we're related. Hope you find someone who is related to you!!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2986/so+weird!</link>
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		<title>WEIRD</title>
		<description>You posted this a few weeks before it actually happened...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3205/WEIRD</link>
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		<title>Radiohead sneaky weirdness...</title>
		<description>Read this today on uk-indie:If you dismantle the [Kid A] CD case you will find a hidden booklet!!!!  If you find it look towards the back, there's a scary yellow faced geezer that looks the spit of Terry Wogan... how bizarre.  The artwork inside is q... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6567/Radiohead+sneaky+weirdness...</link>
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		<title>WEIRD gig Friday night</title>
		<description>I went to the new Marquee for the first time on Friday, a good size and shape of venue, little bit odd though, and the bar isn't good - no pints, only 3.50 bottles, how's a guy supposed to get really squiffy  on just one pocketful of cash?The gig was... </description>
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		<category>take that cover</category>
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		<title>Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description>Got on the train at stupid o'clock as usual this morning to hear an announcement apologising for the late running of the service. Assumed the announcement was the mistake, but NO! Our train had been replaced by a late running earlier number that was ... </description>
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		<title>RE: Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description>so i was thinking that totally looks like charlie dimmock. i then realised it was charlie dimmock. tut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also, i want a cookie so i dont have to log in each time i post.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8803/RE:+Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>RE: Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description> Hi There,I just spied your web log today after looking around for something to show me how I can participate in Roger de Haan's excellent plans for Folkestone. I lived in Hythe for 10 years before moving back to London and have just bought and moved... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8805/RE:+Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>RE: Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description>I like the idea of zoomr, but I couldn't be bothered moving my pics from flickr.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8809/RE:+Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>Weird science</title>
		<description>Give me &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2007/01/14/vatgrown_muscle_is_t.html&quot;&gt;anaesthetised goldfish abdomen and foetal calf serum&lt;/a&gt; to go! It's the food of the future! Cheers Andy...</description>
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		<title>That must be it but WEIRD that the estate agent didn't know anything about it...</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10882/That+must+be+it+but+WEIRD+that+the+estate+agent+didn%27t+know+anything+about+it...</link>
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		<title>Now that's just WEIRD!</title>
		<description>I love Folkestone tie, for sale in the USA, does it remind you of anything?My mother in law made me these underpants.... </description>
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		<category>i heart tie</category>
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		<title>Hmm weird SOLID OAK FLOORING based email scam?</title>
		<description>What's this all about? Arrived in my inbox though not addressed to me, what's going on?No link or anything in the mail, unless there was some dodgy stuff and gmail stripped it out. Anyone else seen this?Dear sir/mm,       I am sending you this e-mail... </description>
		<category>solid oak flooring</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12523/Hmm+weird+SOLID+OAK+FLOORING+based+email+scam%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Hmm weird SOLID OAK FLOORING based email scam?</title>
		<description>It's so genuine that the man sending it spelt his surname incorrectly twice.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12547/RE:+Hmm+weird+SOLID+OAK+FLOORING+based+email+scam%3F</link>
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		<title>WEIRD non news story about ASDA</title>
		<description>Found this on twitter a strange non story about a man preventing a DISASTER nearly caused by some people stopping at the end of the escalator? Is it an hilarious spoof? Or is it a school project website? It just gets weirder the more times I read it.... </description>
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		<category>asda</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12564/WEIRD+non+news+story+about+ASDA</link>
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		<title>RE: WEIRD non news story about ASDA</title>
		<description>School project I'd say; the spelling and grammar is appalling.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12573/RE:+WEIRD+non+news+story+about+ASDA</link>
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		<title>WEIRD sleep pattern last night...</title>
		<description>Generally Harry goes about 3 hours between feeds, so bath time, then a feed about 7.30, then he's in bed and we eat our tea, then he's awake for another feed about 10.30 which I do. Went to bed early, awoken by a noise and suddenly realised it was 2a... </description>
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		<category>sleep</category>
		<category>neighbours</category>
		<category>crime</category>
		<category>neighbourhood watch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12817/WEIRD+sleep+pattern+last+night...</link>
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		<title>Last night I dreamt...</title>
		<description>Actually it was two nights ago but I thought I would report, as it was WEIRD. I was helping Mark do some flyering for his gig, but it was actually stickers he wanted me to put up. All the stickers were just single letters though, rather than anything... </description>
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		<category>dinosaur planet</category>
		<category>countdown</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12886/Last+night+I+dreamt...</link>
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		<title>Madonna</title>
		<description>Plus Hue &amp; Cry and The Bhundu Boys, but not the rumoured Wet Wet Wet. My first concert, went with a friend from school and some friends of his dad. Sounds a bit weird now. Got the t-shirt, programme, every bit of junk going...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Madonna-Wembley-Stadium/9132.html</link>
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		<title>Belle &amp; Sebastian</title>
		<description>Not a gig, a weird press conference thing.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Belle-Sebastian-Ten-Rooms/9146.html</link>
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		<title>Weird Al Yankovic in London</title>
		<description>71.50</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Weird-Al-Yankovic-in-London-Forum/227610.html</link>
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