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		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
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		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
		<category>phreads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast</link>
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		<title>New Cross Murder Map!</title>
		<description>Just in case you're wondering how close the double murder and firebombing was from my old flat (even though I left there years ago), I just knocked this up for Mum and Dad, to give them a bit of a point of reference.View Larger MapIsn't google maps j... </description>
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		<category>map</category>
		<category>murder</category>
		<category>new cross</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11386/New+Cross+Murder+Map%21</link>
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		<title>I must have something more interesting to write about than php?</title>
		<description>Um, no, perhaps not.I got a new hard drive at last, after all the problems I had with the ibook and having to send it back, I didn't rush into getting another backup job, but I saw a bargain at Maplin Seagate 500GB FreeAgent, and it seems to be worki... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>maplin</category>
		<category>seagate</category>
		<category>backup</category>
		<category>external drive</category>
		<category>hair</category>
		<category>ear</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>dreams</category>
		<category>the fly</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>mama group</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11304/I+must+have+something+more+interesting+to+write+about+than+php%3F</link>
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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
		<category>asus</category>
		<category>eee</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>laptop</category>
		<category>slashdot</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11190/ASUS+EEE+big+size%21</link>
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		<title>Internet history</title>
		<description>I made this Barfly page in 1998, and it's still there. I don't have access to that server or anything, I wonder if anyone else does? No idea who Moorhaven were or why they were singled out among all the fake Shag Frenzy dates. That was before I went ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Internet history&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>barfly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history</link>
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		<title>Boo, pissed off</title>
		<description>Just had our viewing of the house we were going to see tomorrow cancelled, the vendors have received a full asking price offer yesterday. We hadn't seen this house yet (apart from online), it was right on the street with no real garden to speak of, a... </description>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11047/Boo%2C+pissed+off</link>
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		<title>That must be it but WEIRD that the estate agent didn't know anything about it...</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10882/That+must+be+it+but+WEIRD+that+the+estate+agent+didn%27t+know+anything+about+it...</link>
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		<title>RE: Who are you Kenn Goodall?</title>
		<description>Ha ha, I am sorry if I scared you. I am an illustrator and I use flickr for reference sometimes. I never add photos as favourites but my computer has been crashing a bit of late so i decided to add a few. I realise now this might sound weird but i as... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10424/RE%3A+Who+are+you+Kenn+Goodall%3F</link>
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		<title>Didn't go up the tower or on the ride</title>
		<description>I'm guessing they are the only bits of Blackpool normally to bother with, but based on the rest of the town I didn't think it was going to be worth any money at all, so we just headed out of town to Liverpool instead.Must have been WEIRD when the Whi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10349/Didn%27t+go+up+the+tower+or+on+the+ride</link>
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		<title>I got election</title>
		<description>And yay, we did get to vote, at the polling station around the corner from our flat, and it was good. A disappointing range of local candidates, I think I went for the best of a bad bunch.Farewell then, weeping fig - our big pot plant that we bought ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10194/I+got+election</link>
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		<title>Disco ducks coming to Folkestone</title>
		<description>these ducks will eventually become disco divas sitting on rotating cd platforms - how fab!!!these will be appearing in public in an exhibition in folkestone during august...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10129/Disco+ducks+coming+to+Folkestone&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Disco ducks coming to Folkestone&quot; src=&quot;http://www.strangecargo.org.uk/gallery/gallery2.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10129/Disco+ducks+coming+to+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>It is all work work work</title>
		<description>Really enjoyed my first week in the new job, it's a great place and a good crowd. And I'm not just writing this in case anyone there remembered the url from my CV and decides to investigate at some point. I even achieved something in my first week, I... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9978/It+is+all+work+work+work</link>
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		<title>So are we going to Glastonbury or what?</title>
		<description>I suspect not this year, as we have a lot on in June anyway, but if we were we'd have to register in advance... Weird. Will it beat the touts? I doubt it, unless all the artists' guests have to register in the same way, just as far in advance.Who wil... </description>
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		<category>glastonbury</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>glastonbury 2007</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9977/So+are+we+going+to+Glastonbury+or+what%3F</link>
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		<title>Weird science</title>
		<description>Give me &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2007/01/14/vatgrown_muscle_is_t.html&quot;&gt;anaesthetised goldfish abdomen and foetal calf serum&lt;/a&gt; to go! It's the food of the future! Cheers Andy...</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9925/Weird+science</link>
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		<title>Monday morning roundup</title>
		<description>I'd heard of this before, but didn't know the reason why some councils are refusing to recycle shredded paper, that's pretty poor.Commercial director John Collis said: &quot;The small pieces of paper tend to get trapped in the conveyor belts and cause a f... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9778/Monday+morning+roundup</link>
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		<title>Good weekend</title>
		<description>Rain seemed to play quite a part... Friday, raced out of work not quite in time to go to the Andrew Davies talk, part of the literary festival, but in good time to get some chips, and eat them in the rain on my way to  The Grand Hotel where the talk ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9759/Good+weekend</link>
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		<title>Monkeys on viagra</title>
		<description>WEIRD one, got a call about a contract job yesterday, for a big pharmaceutical company nearby. In collecting my details, the agent asked me about animal testing and said &quot;I have to record your response to this, and pass it on to the client&quot;... This s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9601/Monkeys+on+viagra</link>
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		<title>To do list</title>
		<description>1. Get job2. Get a new ringtoneI woke everyone up on the train today with an embarrassing blast of Once More With FeelingGot a proper leaving date of Monday today, and an interview of sorts later today.Weird, the only other mp3s I have on my new phon... </description>
		<category>love</category>
		<category>arthur lee</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>interview</category>
		<category>job</category>
		<category>royal festival hall</category>
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		<title>RE: Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description>I like the idea of zoomr, but I couldn't be bothered moving my pics from flickr.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8809/RE%3A+Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>RE: Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description> Hi There,I just spied your web log today after looking around for something to show me how I can participate in Roger de Haan's excellent plans for Folkestone. I lived in Hythe for 10 years before moving back to London and have just bought and moved... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8805/RE%3A+Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>RE: Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description>so i was thinking that totally looks like charlie dimmock. i then realised it was charlie dimmock. tut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also, i want a cookie so i dont have to log in each time i post.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8803/RE%3A+Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>Weird traininess thing going on</title>
		<description>Got on the train at stupid o'clock as usual this morning to hear an announcement apologising for the late running of the service. Assumed the announcement was the mistake, but NO! Our train had been replaced by a late running earlier number that was ... </description>
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		<category>css</category>
		<category>simpsons</category>
		<category>train</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>web2.0</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8800/Weird+traininess+thing+going+on</link>
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		<title>...fingers crossed anyway!</title>
		<description>Folky wasn't on the 10 best investments with that weird couple on TV...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dover and Brighton were though...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8200/...fingers+crossed+anyway%21</link>
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		<title>What am I, a scone?</title>
		<description>Spent most of yesterday doing doctory things, had to head down to the surgery and register, see a nurse, fill forms, fill something else, etc. Then much hanging around until I could get to see a doctor. Too much of this was in the waiting room. Parts... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8171/What+am+I%2C+a+scone%3F</link>
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		<title>Yeah as I say it was before I lived there</title>
		<description>Oh no, I sounded like one of those &quot;Folkestone Arts&quot; types... I loved Fresh and Wild, most people do, but I'm just saying that some people (the early adopter bohemian meeja types who lived in Stokey in the early '90s) see all chains as bad, but then ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8119/Yeah+as+I+say+it+was+before+I+lived+there</link>
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		<title>Impressions of Tontine Street, a first visit to a new bar</title>
		<description>Heard there was a new bar in town, Impressions, and so there is, it's at 33 Tontine Street, opposite Pipers, where a curry house used to be. It is a bar bistro, and looks like it's open daytimes too, though we didn't go in until the evening. Got ther...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8096/Impressions+of+Tontine+Street%2C+a+first+visit+to+a+new+bar&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8096/Impressions+of+Tontine+Street%2C+a+first+visit+to+a+new+bar</link>
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		<title>Anyone been made redundant before?</title>
		<description>I have known it was coming for weeks but was really expecting to be paid off my super sized notice period - they want me to work it though. Damn, I have been putting off some work for the past couple of weeks thinking I wouldn't be around to see it t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8005/Anyone+been+made+redundant+before%3F</link>
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		<title>Portentous</title>
		<description>Strange air about the world today - it's a fabulous day here in London, but the light and atmosphere feel a bit WEIRD. Could be that I've headed into town half an hour later than normal, or an actual armageddon could be on the way. Came into Cannon S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7985/Portentous</link>
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		<title>RE: Spooky...</title>
		<description>that was a year or two earlier and surprisingly it wasnt and it just turned out to be a proper weird person...so many weirdos on the internet...i wish they'd all be rounded up and sent to guantanamo bay</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4722/RE%3A+Spooky...</link>
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		<title>Good morning</title>
		<description>Every day now we're noticing that it's getting lighter in the mornings, but TODAY we thought we'd overslept (and all our clocks were wrong, and GMTV's clock was wrong, and the church tower clock was wrong) as it was so bright outside. Weird how the s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4616/Good+morning</link>
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		<title>Ten Rooms</title>
		<description>Not a gig, a weird press conference thing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2094/Ten+Rooms&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2094/Ten+Rooms</link>
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		<title>Wembley Stadium</title>
		<description>Plus Hue &amp; Cry and The Bhundu Boys, but not the rumoured Wet Wet Wet. My first concert, went with a friend from school and some friends of his dad. Sounds a bit weird now. Got the t-shirt, programme, every bit of junk going...... </description>
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		<category>stadium</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<category>sport</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2071/Wembley+Stadium</link>
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