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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>garden</category>
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		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>jeans</category>
		<category>for all mankind</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>red lion</category>
		<category>white hart</category>
		<category>three mariners</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>kevin</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans</link>
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		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>all you can eat</category>
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		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>gps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<title>Hell yeah, encouragement, that's what I need!</title>
		<description>Well it was a lunch more than an actual party, and there's really not a huge amount to report, and you're not interested anyway, but HELLO TO ME IN THE FUTURE, how's it going five years from now? Do you remember that day, about five years ago, when y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>party</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21</link>
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		<title>TFI The Weekend</title>
		<description>Bit of a choppy working week, but now two days respite. Which is nice. So, off to see the family in a few minutes, hence being up and about at this time.Quiet night in last night, Brand new Rebus on TV, lots of swearing for an ITV show I thought, the... </description>
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		<category>harry clarke</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>qi</category>
		<category>auction</category>
		<category>stephen fry</category>
		<category>alan davies</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10624/TFI+The+Weekend</link>
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		<title>Bless The Boot</title>
		<description> Bless the boot, come on England. Really looking forward to this tomorrow, like every other part time England fan. I would not say we have a chance really, but you never know. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a food poisoning outbreak at... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>sport</category>
		<category>blood</category>
		<category>flash</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10602/Bless+The+Boot</link>
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		<title>An aggressive youth in a tracksuit, should not be hard to find...</title>
		<description>Reprinting from Kent news, hopefully they'll get a result, are there not CCTV cameras all over the Leas?POLICE are appealing for help identifying a group of youths who assaulted and hurled abuse at a street cleaner.The 62-year-old broke his arm when ... </description>
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		<category>theleas</category>
		<category>crimestoppers</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10522/An+aggressive+youth+in+a+tracksuit%2C+should+not+be+hard+to+find...</link>
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		<title>Train news</title>
		<description>Hey London tube travellers, Here's a song for you. Only listen to it if you like lots and lots of swearing, and weak b3ta  style graphics over a tune you've heard before mind. I'm not really that arsed about the tube strike today as, HEY, I'm well ou... </description>
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		<category>tubes</category>
		<category>underground</category>
		<category>strike</category>
		<category>eurostar</category>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Sat behind us at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=spamalot&quot; title=&quot;Amazon:  Spamalot&quot;&gt;Spamalot&lt;/a&gt;, yesterday, wearing a baseball hat.</description>
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		<title>Weekend roundup</title>
		<description>Keppel's Bar was very nice last Thursday, a real surprise, we'll definitely be back there again. They had live jazz in there that night (and every Thursday), a quiz on Friday that we couldn't go to, and other music nights, as well as all the events t... </description>
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		<title>bless him!</title>
		<description>Lovely, good work you... No job yet for me here :-(PS the Brut is not for wearing, it's for selling on ebay... See this cool  Old Spice set:Got to use only bbcode for images and tags and things, not html here.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9595/bless+him%21</link>
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		<title>One night in Paris*</title>
		<description>So we hit Paris at the weekend, and we'd only been there a matter of minutes before Paris hit me. Friday, very early morning Eurostar, but nice, as it was from Ashford, which is just up the road from us. So no need to head into London, or even to get... </description>
		<category>paris</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9120/One+night+in+Paris%2A</link>
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		<title>Who is this girl?</title>
		<description>She was dancing outside The Royal George on Sat 29th when the live band was playing after the raft race. She was with a couple of guys and another dancing girl wearing a grey and white checked dress......  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8799/Who+is+this+girl%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 6.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>karaoke</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
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		<title>ZZ blows his top</title>
		<description>So what was said then? Must surely have been something racial. Man alive it's a dirty game.Cream-crackered today, don't feel like I rested for a second at the weekend, not only did we stay up far too late on Saturday, but we went OUT on a FRIDAY! Thi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8698/ZZ+blows+his+top</link>
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		<title>Keith Flint</title>
		<description>From Andy:Walked into the record shop and there's this guy talking to the staff about new tracks he was working on. He had very bright bleech blonde hair, which I mistook this for being white and mocked him (in my head) for being an old man who still... </description>
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		<title>School's out for, ooh, a long time now</title>
		<description>Going through some old photos now I have a scanner, here's my infant school lineup:[[http://static.flickr.com/59/166633373_32afcd8353.jpg] Portchester Northern Infants School Class 5]]Google have released  a web version of Picasa, their photo organis... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8553/School%27s+out+for%2C+ooh%2C+a+long+time+now</link>
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		<title>Lonestar Comedy Club</title>
		<description>The next Lone Star Comedy Club takes place at the Lanterns in Folkestone, this Saturday March 18th with HOWARD READ, DAVE LEMKIN, JOE WILKINSON and compere DAN WILLIS.HOWARD READ is an award-winning stand-up comic, writer and animator. His show ‘The ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4802/Lonestar+Comedy+Club</link>
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		<title>RE: Shawn Harvey</title>
		<description>He was at the Faders new video shoot &quot;Look At Me Now!&quot;...wearing grey winkle pickers, a Really cool jacket from Lip service and siging lots of autographs for Faders fans....I reckon keep an eye out for him in the video released on April 17th...The Bo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6527/RE%3A+Shawn+Harvey</link>
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		<title>RE: DARKSIDED!!!</title>
		<description>I live in Seattle (geographically, just about as far away from this woman's home as one can get and still be within the US), and we're as dumbfounded by this display as you are. It frightens me to think that this woman votes, but at least I can now u... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4670/RE%3A+DARKSIDED%21%21%21</link>
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		<title>Jason Donovan</title>
		<description>Just saw him in M &amp; S.  He was wearing an ill fitting black leather jacket and ugg boots tucked into jeans, a look i don't think he quite pulled off.  Looked a bit worse for wear to be honest but then i guess he's not gonna look like the fresh faced ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6512/Jason+Donovan</link>
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		<title>IPOD pants</title>
		<description>IPOD pants, Levi's possibly making a pair of fully wired jeans. There are a few things like this around already, but a pair of jeans is more practical around the home / office / high street than a bulky snowboard coat or rucksack. Oh and there's a ne... </description>
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		<title>Natalie Casey</title>
		<description>She was not wearing a flashing santa hat.  I spoke to her in the ladies and she was really sweet, much prettier in person as well.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<title>Will Mellor</title>
		<description>He was also wearing a flashing light santa hat.  I think he was doing some dodgy dealings but it would be wrong for me to elaborate on that.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6509/Will+Mellor</link>
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		<title>Ralph little</title>
		<description>He was wearing a santa hat with flashing lights on it.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6508/Ralph+little</link>
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		<title>Dan Hawkins &amp; Richie Edwards</title>
		<description>just saw them in Prezzo which is a bar just off ken high st.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dan looked very sexy and Richie looked sweet and smiley.  Richie was wearing sunglasses though and there was really no need.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6420/Dan+Hawkins+%26+Richie+Edwards</link>
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		<title>johnny borrell</title>
		<description>he was also out to see the spinto band last night.  He was wearing a wooly black hat.  There was no need.  It was quite warm in there.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5981/johnny+borrell</link>
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		<title>Simon Pegg</title>
		<description>He was also at &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/louis+xiv&quot;&gt;Louis XIV&lt;/a&gt; at the garage.  He was wearing a hat.  </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6491/Simon+Pegg</link>
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		<title>Idiot Toys</title>
		<description>I like www.idiottoys.com, cheers ntk.net, it's www.engadget.com with swearing. If I was more of a gamer I think I would like www.ukresistance.co.uk more too. Their Paris Hilton joke is great.... </description>
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		<category>gadgets</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>humour</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3749/Idiot+Toys</link>
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		<title>Don't shoot!</title>
		<description>It was raining when I left the house this morning, so I'm wearing a big coat, and it wasn't raining when I got to London, it was quite hot, so now I'm TERRIFIED I'll be shot for dressing suspiciously! What is going on there then? I hope there's more ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3681/Don%27t+shoot%21</link>
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		<title>Gangster grannies hit Kent</title>
		<description>Excellent story in the Telegraph, about Kent grannies wearing hooded tops. The idea is the kids won't think they're cool then.... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3657/Gangster+grannies+hit+Kent</link>
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		<title>gladdienight</title>
		<description>Too much clothing for the beach, Shawn! - My snap of him nabbed a couple of weeks ago when I was in Clacton. Liked the silver leather halterneck top his girlfriend? wife? was wearing - but had no film left in cam to get a pic of her too. Too much clo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6382/gladdienight</link>
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		<title>Camden Underworld</title>
		<description>A radio one show, was billed as Longpigs and Fluffy and Menswear were surprise headliners. The glory days of britpop! They got in big trouble for swearing live on the radio. Think I have the day right, let me know if you know better...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/157/Camden+Underworld</link>
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