<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2455/It+wasn%27t+me!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>It wasn't me!</dc:title><dc:description>In this complete non story about The Darkness in Friday's Daily Mail it says &quot;Audience member Paul Clarke was appalled. He said yesterday: 'Justin's snide remarks put a real dampener on the evening. They were totally unneccessary'.Darkness ticket sal... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2827/Elizabeth+Juke%3F+I+wasn%27t+thinking+of+spending+that+much!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Elizabeth Juke? I wasn't thinking of spending that much!</dc:title><dc:description>Plain bands for wedding rings, we already ordered them now. She already got a diamond on engagement day, I don't want her becoming too bling, in case she's stolen by magpies.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4176/Looks+like+he+wasn%27t+a+winner"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Looks like he wasn't a winner</dc:title><dc:description>Here are the five finalists, it's all a bit Blue Peter, and somehow connected to Google's new London office. Thanks Slashdot for that, normal service will now resume... ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5334/Chris+Moyles+Again"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Chris Moyles Again</dc:title><dc:description>running around said park looking incredibly trim compared to when he was in Spearmint Rhino gentleman's club the other week- And Comedy dave was nowhere to be seen. Workshy fop that he is.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6410/RE:+Matt+was+the+drummer+wasn%27t+he%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Matt was the drummer wasn't he?</dc:title><dc:description>yeah matt was the drummer.&lt;br /&gt;Originally there was Matt, Simon, Stuart, Chris and Johnny, then Matt left and I can't remember what the new drummer was called.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6412/Matt+was+the+drummer+wasn%27t+he%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Matt was the drummer wasn't he?</dc:title><dc:description>Did Simon take over after Matt left?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6881/Make+your+friends+hate+you"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Make your friends hate you</dc:title><dc:description>The PopEx / Monstermob ringtone service is now WORKING! If you fancy having a new tune to annoy people with, then why not get the new Shaggy single here: www.monstermob.com/ringtones/categories/nineties.htmlWhen your phone rings for the one hudredth ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8308/Hmm,+no+it+wasn%27t,+where+are+they+all%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Hmm, no it wasn't, where are they all?</dc:title><dc:description>I will track this down - perhaps one was removed for being irrelevant spam, so the replies to that are lost in the system somewhere... I will track it down in a sec!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8311/RE:+Hmm,+no+it+wasn%27t,+where+are+they+all%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Hmm, no it wasn't, where are they all?</dc:title><dc:description>yeah, it said there was 7 responses - but i counna see tham!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12633/That%27s+why+blog+-%3E+twitter+wasn%27t+working"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/twitter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/blog" /><dc:title>That's why blog -> twitter wasn't working</dc:title><dc:description>Dur changed my twitter email when the hosting company were messing about... Wondering about updating stuff from the maternity unit, keep people up to date. Can only do it from my phone which will be a strictly one way communication flow. I am not one... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13606/Sherlock+was+good+wasn%27t+it%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sherlock" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sherlock+holmes" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/baker+street" /><dc:title>Sherlock was good wasn't it?</dc:title><dc:description>What a treat, I was not expecting this until I saw a trailer for the new Sherlock on Friday. Very predictable in places, I was so busy crowing over the bits I got right via the text that I missed some bits, so just watching it again now.Didn't they d... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14510/Fresh+Meat+was+good+wasn%27t+it%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fresh+meat" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/peep+show" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/8+out+of+10+cats" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coach+trip" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pointless" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/71+degrees+north" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+cloud" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/champagne" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:title>Fresh Meat was good wasn't it?</dc:title><dc:description>We caught up with new Channel 4 student comedy from the people who brought you Peep Show Fresh Meat yesterday, funny and easy to relate to. Only the clean wholesome stuff though obviously. I liked it a lot. And 8 out of 10 Cats is back tonight, spoil... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Suede-Leas-Cliff-Hall/249.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Suede</dc:title><dc:description>plus &lt;strong&gt;Mansun&lt;/strong&gt;. I wasn't there but Clare was.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Stone-Roses-South-Parade-Pier/9392.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Stone Roses</dc:title><dc:description>No, I wasn't there.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gene-Forum/9307.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Gene</dc:title><dc:description>A work freebie, we nearly didn't get in because I couldn't prove I was who I was claiming to be (I wasn't). A charity contribution sorted it out...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Mike-Flowers-Pops-Portsmouth-Pyramids/9881.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Mike Flowers Pops</dc:title><dc:description>So who was it actually played the Pyramids this night? I know I was at the Mike Flowers Pops one, I remember holding the door open to a radio reporter so they could report from the gig using the payphone in the lobby, as their satellite phone wasn't ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Mighty-Boosh-festival-The-Hop-Farm/32752.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/park" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/farm" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hop+farm" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Mighty Boosh festival</dc:title><dc:description>Ah, it wasn't made up Neil Young is playing in Kent too... at the Hop Farm, the same location as the supposed Mighty Boosh Festival.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Peter-Brame-Live-The-Mariner-Bar-Restaurant/33649.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/karaoke" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Peter Brame - Live</dc:title><dc:description>Wasn't he a runner up on BBC's &quot;Fame Academy&quot;? LIVE no less, not pre-recorded entertainment at the Mariner tonight then!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/T-in-the-Park-2010-in-Glenrothes-Balado-Airfield/184684.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>T in the Park 2010 in Glenrothes</dc:title><dc:description>T In The Park is undoubtedly one of the british festival heavyweights. If this year's line-up wasn't already strong enough, the announcement of Blur playing...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/T-in-the-Park-2010-in-Glenrothes-Balado-Airfield/154180.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>T in the Park 2010 in Glenrothes</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;strong&gt;T In The Park&lt;/strong&gt; is undoubtedly one of the british festival heavyweights. If this year's line-up wasn't already strong enough, the announcement of &lt;strong&gt;Blur&lt;/strong&gt; playing...</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>
