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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11465/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+is+off+to+Edinburgh+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>What's on here and across the Channel?</title>
		<description>Well someone just emailed to suggest picking up a copy of &quot;Coast To Coast&quot; magazine (does it have Fred Dinenage and Fern Britten on the cover?) but you can also see what's going on the homepage of the Gerald...MORE than sixty summer festivals and eve... </description>
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		<title>leas cliff hall 1974</title>
		<description>Hi Gerald, do you have any details of the Summer Season show at the Leas Cliff in 1974 with Gordon &amp; Bunny Jay?I spent a fab season with them staying in Sandgate and wanted reminding of the variety show acts.ThanksPhil...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11149/leas+cliff+hall+1974&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;leas cliff hall 1974&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11149/leas+cliff+hall+1974&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>10 myths about vegans</title>
		<description>www.bboheme.com (who I once bought some shoes from) emailed me today to tell me it's world vegan day and to share with me an advert for their shoes and things, cunningly wrapped in a &quot;10 Myths about Vegans&quot; list. They know bloggers love lists like fr... </description>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10642/10+myths+about+vegans</link>
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		<title>TFI The Weekend</title>
		<description>Bit of a choppy working week, but now two days respite. Which is nice. So, off to see the family in a few minutes, hence being up and about at this time.Quiet night in last night, Brand new Rebus on TV, lots of swearing for an ITV show I thought, the... </description>
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		<category>harry clarke</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
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		<category>qi</category>
		<category>auction</category>
		<category>stephen fry</category>
		<category>alan davies</category>
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		<title>RE: When I see the word &quot;lemon&quot;</title>
		<description>That would be a niche variety of cashpoint.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd have no problems being charged £1.50 to withdraw cash if there were hot lesbians throwing themselves at me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I've just had a business idea....</description>
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		<title>When I see the word &quot;lemon&quot;</title>
		<description>I read &quot;lesbian&quot;, it's a niche variety of dyslexia I think. &quot;Librarian&quot; is the same.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The context should give me a clue though, no-one's likely to be throwing lesbians at you at cashpoints I suppose.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10620/When+I+see+the+word+%22lemon%22</link>
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		<title>Day of SPORT</title>
		<description>No, more likely day of EATING, with SPORT for dessert. Don't suppose we'll see any of the England v Estonia game today though you never know, we will be in Canterbury. There's some kind of food fair on in Dane John gardens, which is near the bus stat... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone literary festival kicks off</title>
		<description>We've got tickets on the way for a few events including David Starkey and Terry Jones, get yours at www.folkestonelitfest.co.uk/:We have carefully put together nine days of eclectic and exciting world-class authors and performers to entertain you. Th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10539/Folkestone+literary+festival+kicks+off&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>A Seaside Year launches in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Folkestone is to see a new creative project arrive in the town this winter with the launch of A Seaside Year bringing twelve months of new performing arts events and activities to the town.Four key scheduled events for Winter, Spring, Summer and Autu... </description>
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		<title>RE: Not seen episode three of Lost yet</title>
		<description>well it's getting silly now - and dont know if you saw this http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117952242.html?categoryid=14&amp;cs=1&amp;nid=2562 but people are voting with their feet (well their remote controls i guess) over here. Still, i'm going to stick w... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9667/RE%3A+Not+seen+episode+three+of+Lost+yet</link>
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		<title>Elstow Lodge</title>
		<description>Elstow Lodge is a large, attractive, detached house in a very pleasant residential area of Folkestone. We are registered with the National Care Standards Commission and approved by both Canterbury and Coastal NHS and KCC Social Services.We are able t... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1972/Elstow+Lodge</link>
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		<title>V Festival latest</title>
		<description>I've been quiet today, beavering busily on busted balance sheets, so HEY! Here's some news written by someone else; The Killers, Deepest Blue and Syntax have been added to the V Festival lineup... An old workmate of mine is in Syntax, friend to the s... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone, you have embarrassed yourself</title>
		<description>Putting on a varied bill, is it a good thing or not? I was quite entertained by pop acts being thrown onto the Reading Bill, seeing Kevin Rowland in a neglige, was a particular treat. I've even seen the Manic Street Preachers, so I've seen some bad c... </description>
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		<title>Donny &quot;The Legend&quot; Osmond</title>
		<description>The Royal Variety Performance.</description>
		<category>63</category>
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		<title>Gloria Estefan</title>
		<description>The Royal Variety Performance. Terrible dress sense.</description>
		<category>63</category>
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		<title>Busted (Little Twats)</title>
		<description>The Royal Variety Performance.</description>
		<category>63</category>
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		<title>Pavarotti</title>
		<description>Eating ! No really The Royal Variety Performance.</description>
		<category>63</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5907/Pavarotti</link>
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		<title>Westlife</title>
		<description>The Royal Variety Performance.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5906/Westlife</link>
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		<title>The Bloody Queen</title>
		<description>Today (25/11/2003) heading for the airport in her big flash car (and 20 Lothian and Borders police). One assumed she was on her way home from the Royal Variety Performance yesterday evening.</description>
		<category>63</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5773/The+Bloody+Queen</link>
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		<title>Send me stuff, I will front page you!</title>
		<description>The Worlds first genetically modified pop superstars announce their fabulous debut single &quot;Yippie I Oh&quot;, set for release 18th August 2003.HEY, I just got brown paper bag delivered to my desk, I thought it was some coffees, but NO, it's a video and a ... </description>
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		<title>Jacques @ Spitz</title>
		<description>After an apprehensive start for we, the punters, with no support, and tables set up caberet style around the stage, Anthony and his band hit the stage. There is more than a hint of David Gedge about his appearance, will the new Jacques material be st... </description>
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